"Guoqing, protect me! Oh my god, a fierce ghost has invaded the underworld. Nian, you, go away quickly and let me blow her up. I just made an oath two days ago, that is
I must kill a female ghost in my life! Thank God, I didn't expect that I would be able to get my wish this time!" The thin man hid behind Qingqing, pointed at me and the man, and gave my sister a cautious smile.
"Hey, what the hell? Are these breasts made of sponge? They can get bigger after absorbing water!" I jumped away from the man who gave me a smile. I pointed at her gradually growing breasts and asked in surprise.
One sentence.
"Oh, fuck me! Do you want to change so completely? Even my ID has changed!" I pointed at the man and gave my sister a smile on his head, and I covered my mouth and screamed.
At this moment, the ID that the man used to give his sister a smile has been changed to ' Close the Moon Beauty - lv16'.
He picked up the kitchen knife scattered on the ground, stood up shakily, shook his head vigorously a few times, and large chunks of dry dough fell from his face.
When I took a closer look, I was completely stunned.
At this moment, I can't find the words to describe her at all, because using any words to describe her is a kind of blasphemy against her.
She looks very young, it is not an exaggeration to say that she is underage. Her big eyes as clear as blue waves give people a sense of innocence, but if you look closely, you will find the maturity and stability in her eyes.
A drop of water is slowly dripping down her pink and jade-like nose. With this contrast, she is like a hibiscus that has just emerged from the water, fresh and refined, without a trace of dust!
At this moment, she pouted her two exquisite lips, pointed a kitchen knife at my nose and said coquettishly: "You bastard, you actually dare to attack me! Sister, I have been in the world for more than 20 years, and this has never happened to me.
Defeat, let’s fight again! Hey, what’s wrong with you? Do I have flowers on my face?”
After swallowing a mouthful of saliva, I suddenly squinted my eyes and looked at her as if I was a nymphomaniac. I said something unclear in my mouth: "What a cute girl, she is as cute as a little rabbit! Please mate."
, Oops, I was wrong, I’m looking for a relationship!”
Guanyue Hongyan looked at me with confusion, and then looked at the others. After a while, she finally understood the key, because she had already seen the dried dough crumbs scattered on the ground.
Although I am quite lustful at certain times, in the face of reason, lust, the main characteristic common to men, does not seem so colorful!
"Tell me, what is the purpose of sneaking into our exclusive building in disguise? Although it is not something that a normal man can do, destroying flowers with one hand, but as the saying goes, love is precious, and life is more valuable! For me
Let’s talk about the lives, love, etc. of these brothers later!” Shamelessly, adhering to the principle of taking advantage of everything, I said such shameless and touching words!
"Nv, it's actually a girl. A super flat-chested man can turn into such a beautiful and fashionable girl. It's like Brother Chun can play Lin Daiyu! Are we in Thailand? Just use the knife to think about what to do.
Change whatever you want. Am I not dreaming? Passionate, give me a slap quickly. My current mood is like that of Jia Baoyu when he saw Sister Lin. I can't help myself!" The thin man was talking nonsense at this time.
Unlike those who want to run naked when they are stimulated, thin people will talk nonsense when they are excited.
"Pah! Pah!" There were two crisp sounds in succession. Duoqing not only slapped the thin man, but also slapped himself. After the slap, he still muttered: "This woman is so powerful at charming! This is still a slap in the face."
Sir?" Except for Qingqing, everyone else also had their first impression of Guan Yue's beauty.
I saw the melancholic boy standing in front of the happy baby, taking out a stack of talismans from the package and throwing them into the air. He also recited the Four Saints of the North Pole Canopy spell: "Canopy Canopy, Jiuxuan Kills Children, Wu Ding
Dusi. Gao Dao Bei Weng, Seven Governments and Eight Spirits, Tai Shang Hao Xiu. Long-headed giant beast, holding an imperial bell, three gods of Su Xiao. Yan Jia transforms into a dragon, a mighty sword god king, slays evil and eliminates traces. Purple Qi Cheng
In the sky, Danxia Hewei swallows devils and eats ghosts. He drinks the wind sideways, has a pale tongue and green teeth, and is an old man with four eyes. The strong man of Tianding, guarding the evil in the south of the country, and the beast in the sky is violent. Charge in the north of the country, with 300,000 soldiers, and the guard
I am at the ninth level. I have chopped corpses thousands of miles away, but it is ominous. I dare to see little ghosts. If I want to see you, I have a huge ax to kill ghosts in five shapes. The fierce blood of Emperor Yan, the bones of Beidou, and the four bright bones are broken. The gods of heaven destroy all kinds, and the magic sword
In one moment, all ghosts will collapse. It is as urgent as a law, an edict!" Although his behavior seemed very neurotic, his face as red as a monkey's butt had deeply betrayed him. Perhaps, this was him
How to express your feelings. Through the gap between his limbs, I can clearly see the envy, jealousy and hatred on Happy Baby's face. Specifically, this is extremely disharmonious and extremely harmful to the atmosphere of the gang.
Looking at Yidao Xiao again, I saw him kneeling on the ground, beating the ground hard with both hands and muttering softly in his mouth: "Oh my god, I was wronged for nothing. If it were this girl, I would be real."
It’s worth it!”
"Tch, she's just a little pretty!" The Dance God rolled his eyes and said angrily. I knew very well that this girl was probably drunk.
Song Ying Xieyang and Peking Shi Tongzi hugged each other and sang to each other, "We are a family, a family that loves each other. We share blessings. You take responsibility for our adversity. We understand and support each other in exchange for it."
Forever."
As for the butcher, he looked like a monk who had abstained from sex and did not show too many emotions. According to my guess, this girl only loves his left and right hands!
However, the one who performed the most exaggeratedly was the boy Leng Touqing. He ran up to Guanyue Hongyan in three steps and two steps at a time, and shouted at me: "Don't hurt my lord!"
Seeing Leng Tou Qing's actions, I couldn't help scratching the back of my head in confusion. Through the gap between Leng Tou Qing's limbs, I looked at Guan Yue's beautiful face.
Seeing the expression on her face, I immediately understood that she had something to hide.
I smiled at everyone and said slowly: "It's just a joke. It's too late for us brothers to be happy when such a beautiful girl like you comes to our gang, so how can we doubt you? Isn't that right, Mr. Shou?"
The thin man wiped his saliva, nodded fiercely at me, and said: "Yes, yes, yes, Mr. Nian, you are right. A country cannot live without equality, and a country cannot live without beauties."
At this moment, a beast roar in the distance brought us back to reality, and the monster siege began!
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