"What? What's the matter? Hey! Hey! Hey! The monsters are already at the door of my house. Are you still kissing me here? Is that okay?" The thin man stood next to me and Guanyue Hongyan and shouted loudly.
Judging from his current expression, it is completely composed of three elements: envy, jealousy and hatred.
When Guanyue Hongyan heard what the thin man said, she gently pushed me away and said with a blush, "Is everything you said true?"
"What is really not true? What did you all say?" The thin man scratched the back of his head and asked with confusion on his face.
"Of course it is true, and every word is accurate! There is no falsehood!" I raised my eyebrows at him and smiled.
"What on earth is going on?"
I pursed my lips, and the expression on my face suddenly became distorted, as if I had been slapped by a hand of ecstasy, and I said: "In this day and age, there are not many secrets between a man and a woman who have just met. Okay, I
Now that you’re done, go buy a roll of toilet paper and go have fun!”
"Damn!" The thin man sighed softly, then turned his head and worked out a battle plan with everyone else, ignoring me.
At this moment, Guanyue Hongyan has stopped crying. I bet the tears she squeezed out just now are not even as much as a bottle of eye drops! This reminds me of a woman in the Water Margin - Qiong Ying. But if you look carefully
I thought about it, but it was wrong. Qiong Ying's performance was too gentle, but Guan Yue Hongyan's performance was extremely fierce. This reminded me of another woman in Water Margin - Hu Sanniang. So, basically it can be like this
It is said that Guanyue Hongyan is a Yi Zhangqing with the body of Qiongying!
I took the handkerchief she handed back and felt the remaining warmth on it. I cursed in my mind: 'Damn it, I made you use my handkerchief as toilet paper to blow your nose. 'You have to pay for your nonsense.'
This sentence is really quite right!' Although I thought so in my heart, I actually didn't say it out loud. After all, not everything can be said, and saying too much will have the opposite effect.
"Here, I thought they were some NB monsters? It turns out they are all slimes. Can these monsters be brought to the surface?" The thin man looked at the group of monsters in the distance that were getting closer and closer to us, and smiled.
He shook his head at everyone.
I glared at him with disdain, and frowned: "According to various major game forums, slime, one of the most famous monsters in the gaming industry, can disguise itself as water on the roadside and attack passers-by.
, its body is completely composed of liquid material, so some people like to call it a slime monster! The most important point is that once its body is attacked by a sharp weapon, it will split and generate another slime again. However,
At the same time, its level will be relatively doubled. Therefore, their strength is generally not too high. However, from the perspective of aggression alone, they have surpassed Goblins, almost directly
Chasing the cockroach monster.”
"Not only that, the sanitary conditions in the places where slimes are active are also extremely poor, filled with disgusting rotten dirt and unpleasant smells. Whether it is repairing equipment corroded by slime acid or medicines to treat infectious diseases, it is necessary to
It consumes a lot of gold coins. For adventurers who rely on mission bounties and treasure hunts for a living, slimes are undoubtedly a nasty thing that can be avoided at any time." Song Ying Xianyang nodded confidently, like a man full of big ideas.
Wise scholars generally say.
"Tsk!" I glanced at him with disdain, and I laughed and said: "Old Gao, what the hell, did you really read what was written on the Internet correctly? I know how to make appropriate corrections, you good fellow can just do it directly
Is it okay to copy and paste, and then put on a scholar’s expression to try to save some face?”
"The weather is nice today." Seeing that his pretentious behavior was exposed, Song Ying Xianyang laughed at everyone and stopped talking.
"We..." As soon as I uttered a word, I was interrupted by Yi Dao Xiao. He looked up at the sky and then said: "It's sunny and windy!"
To be honest, although glaring at people should not occur in such a situation, it is very helpless. Someone just likes the feeling of being looked at by pale eyes. Obviously, Yi Dao Xiao is like this.
There are people who have nothing to do when their balls hurt after eating too much.
Yes, just as you thought, I glared at him and then continued: "Among our group, only Tongzi has a pure mage profession. Basically, he can do the most damage to slimes.
!”
After hearing this, the thin man frowned, then grabbed the collar of my clothes, and asked me in a coaxing tone, "Sir, are you not going to treat me, Dr. Franken - a bean?"
Does the thin man take him seriously? Am I not a mage? That's not important. What's important is, do you want to fight for girls with me every time? It's been fucked three times, brother! One by one, we bump into each other.
Chen Yuanyuan, okay, I'll give it to you. You got to know it first. If I take it over, wouldn't I become Li Zicheng? On the 21st, the two of us met Daigo again. Yes, I admit that she is you.
My maid, but what's the matter with me being so close to her? Look at your unwillingness, bah! Just naming a bird can drag you up to heaven, right? Back in March, I was obviously the one who got to know her first,
You still want to grab her, and what's more, you actually touch her, do you want to move so fast?" After that, he glanced at Guanyue Hongyan who was standing next to me.
I opened his hand on my clothes, sorted out my thoughts, and cursed with a smile: "You fucked up, little red guy, your hair is all messed up for me."
"What the hell, I didn't grab your hair. Don't tell me whether you have it or not. I'm questioning you now!" At this moment, the thin man smiled brightly, as if the unhappiness between us just now was completely gone.
Nothing has ever happened. In the eyes of others, this scene may be the best interpretation of the thin man's unparalleled benevolence and righteousness. However, only I know that this guy was acting just now, and what he did just now was entirely to prevent others from suspecting
Since his position as gang leader requires a show, he will simply carry it out to the end.
"Listen to me! Ahem." I cleared my throat and continued: "If you are a mage, then I am a Kamen Rider, and I am also the most naughty and awesome Decaed among the Kamen Riders! What are you doing now?
At best, he is just a purebred Frankenstein Summoner, Shouye, let me tell you something, 'You are not Ultraman, and similarly, you are not Tsukamoto Tokuomi, so you can't use Mach Kick!' No.
Every bottle of milk is Deluxe, it may also be Yili, or Sanyuan. In the same way, not everyone is born as a mage in the game. He may also be a medicine boy or a Franken. Let’s not talk about it for now.
I, the drug boy, let's talk about you, Franken. How many Franken players are there in the entire Machinery City now? You are the only one! To use a common saying, you are called a scorpion, and you are 'poisoned'. You
Are you a pure Frankenstein Summoner? Are you awesome? Do I dare not look at you in the eyes of my titanium alloy tin-plated dog? That is simply a sign of seeking death!"
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