"Yes, that's the truth. Nian, please continue talking." The thin man scratched the back of his head and smiled awkwardly at me, as if he was sorry for what happened just now. If the Dance God were to see this scene next to us now,
He will definitely sneer at me again to express his envy, jealousy and hatred towards my iron-tongued mouth.
I pursed my lips and continued: "One by one, that was Chen Yuanyuan whom I met first. Although there is no clear and specific relationship between the two of us, his cousin said that I was his brother-in-law. No matter what, I would just
In terms of appeal, her cousin is also on the same level as Zhu Youjian, right? I, Wu Sangui, have joined forces with Zhu Youjian, so it’s totally useless for you to become the king!"
After hearing what I said, the thin man was so angry that he took a deep breath, then brushed his hair and said calmly: "Keep talking."
"Back in the 21st time, although Daigo is my maid, that girl can slap me several meters away with one palm and cause internal injuries. Moreover, she can also perform aerial dance and qigong cannon. Her own combat power is on par with Android 18.
"Excuse me, skinny man, are you Kakarot? Do you know how to haha or haha? If not, just get out of here and get finished!" Pointing at the skinny man's nose, I started to spray all at him.
stand up.
"What about the Trinity Chapter?" Before the thin man could say anything, Guanyue Hongyan, who was standing aside, could not wait to know the outcome of the Trinity Chapter.
I glanced at Guanyue Hongyan with a proud look on my face, and continued: "Back on March 1st, although it was Shou Ye who met someone first, it was me who made someone change from a man to a woman. A man who is called Nian Ye is beautiful.
Young Master, not a scrawny and down-and-out young man who is known as a thin man! Besides, people are free to marry and love, so why should they have to love you? Moreover, the 13th-century British poet Geoffrey Chaucer
Said: "Love is unrestricted; once the system wants to exert its power, the God of Love will spread its wings and fly away; the God of Love, like other gods, is also free." Therefore, love cannot be forced.
It's like saying that a melon that is strong is not sweet, the two principles are the same."
"Bah, okay, you have to give me the next one, Four One." The thin man shouted angrily, and then his mood changed 180 degrees, and he continued to say to me with a smile on his face: "But the most important thing now is
It’s about getting rid of this pile of disgusting slimes! Leave those rebel monsters in the lead to be dealt with.” After that, the thin man turned around and took two steps forward alone.
Looking at the group of swiftly running Fengyuan Leopards in front of him, the thin man put his hands in the pockets of his white coat and sneered contemptuously, as if the monsters in front of him did not pose any threat to him.
After a while, he still didn't make any movement on the surface, but upon closer inspection, he found that at some point, a pure black magic circle had appeared at his feet.
As complicated spells sounded from his mouth, a mechanical door loomed behind the thin man.
After about five seconds, the mechanical door completely turned into reality. At the same time, the voice of the thin man chanting the spell became louder and louder. As the last character fell from the thin man's mouth, the mechanical door began to slow down.
Open slowly.
At this moment, a dazzling white light suddenly shot out from the mechanical door, shining on the thin man, making people want to shout: "Hallelujah!"
As the mechanical door was fully opened, a series of very discordant screams also began to sound from the door. I understood that this was the bomber summoned by the thin man who was excited about being able to blow the enemy to pieces.
After a while, I saw the thin man taking out two pipe pliers from the package and dancing like a dancing god. Moreover, the two pipe pliers in his hands collided with each other from time to time, making a harsh sound. After watching for a while, I discovered
There was a pattern. Every time the two pipe pliers in the thin man's hands collided, several bombers would jump out of the mechanical door.
After about a minute, the thin man finished his summons and collapsed on the ground panting. At this time, the mechanical door behind him had completely disappeared. In front of him, a bunch of bombers carrying gunpowder barrels were neatly arranged.
They were all arranged neatly, and after careful counting, there were 76 bombers in total. The difference from the last time I saw them was that this time, the 76 bombers were all strong and healthy.
There is less than one left.
I walked forward slowly, pulled up the thin man, and said with a smile: "Okay, thin man, you have not been idle for so many days, you are very powerful!"
Hearing this, the thin man replied: "Do you still need to say that? After all, I am also a gang leader! How can I say that I am too weak?" After that, the thin man pointed at the group of roaring monsters and shouted:
"Children, come on! Blow them up!"
Smiling at the thin man, I began to joke: "Slender man, I found a problem."
"What's the problem?"
"For the first time, I see the shadow of Sun Wukong in you!"
"Fuck you!"
Everyone joked for a while, and then the four of me, Tong Zai, Lao Gao and the melancholy boy walked up.
When we were chatting just now, I learned from the melancholic boy that the attribute of Zombie King Yin Sha Gong is **. Although it is not as able to defeat slimes as the mage, it still has some lethality. Lao Gao has it.
Explosive Arrows and Explosive Shadow Multiple Arrows are indeed the best choice to deal with slimes that are not very powerful.
Looking at the group of lions, tigers, and leopards that had been blown to pieces by the bombers in the distance, I laughed and said: "Slender man, it's working. After letting the screws fly for a while, we will help you fight off these groups of historical figures."
Lime, we won’t let you spend that hundred thousand taels of gold in vain!”
When the thin man heard what I said, he looked at me with disdain and said to himself: 'In the gang, I am just a stuntman for a certain grandson!' When the smoke and dust stirred up by the bomber's self-destruction fell, I could clearly see,
A twenty-meter-square piece of land in that area had been completely lifted up, and it seemed like a crater had been blasted. When I got closer and took a closer look, I saw that the crater was half a meter deep.
Since the slimes do not move very fast, they are still about a hundred meters away from us at this time, and it will take some time to climb here.
Although Shouzi's bombers could cause widespread destruction to the group of lions, tigers, and leopards, there were no guarantees. After a quick glance, there were still more than ten Fengyuan leopards standing up from the ground tremblingly.
But unfortunately, they no longer have the ability to fight.
A few of us easily dealt with these Fengyuan leopards, and I started looking around for the skulls of Leiyuan lions. Thanks to the help of Lao Gao, Tongzi, and Melancholy Boy, we found 48 skulls of Leiyuan lions in less than half a minute.
, put all these skulls into the package. I used the Zombie King Yinsha Gong, carried my head, and walked forward with a heavy face. The battle finally began!
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