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Chapter 99: Poisonous Vegetables

After everyone listened, Daotouqing suddenly asked with a face full of surprise: "Nani? Free! (What? So awesome!)"

"Baga! (Idiot) This is natural. Do you need to tell me that I'm so awesome?" I gave Leng Touqing another blow. I smiled broadly and looked at everyone with different expressions.

It is undoubtedly a kind of enjoyment to express one's own remarks at all times.

Yidao Xiao narrowed his eyes, shrank his neck, and sighed: "Damn, it's really bt, it has left a psychological shadow on me. I can't face this cruel fact at this time. Oh, the cake seller (mygod)

, you can let go of thunder and kill me."

"Brother Xiao, no, there's no need at all. I'll open the top of my Lei Yi Hammer, and if you put your finger in it, it will have the same effect as touching the high-voltage electricity." I held the hammer handle of Lei Yi Hammer and handed it to Yi Dao Xiao.

passed.

Before Yi Dao Xiao could retort, Duo Qing suddenly gave me a wry smile, waved his hand, and said helplessly: "Your sister, you don't know how to wait for me."

"You can't blame me for this, because you are too slow to live up to expectations." I raised my eyebrows and said helplessly.

Lao Gao slapped himself twice in the mouth gently, then tilted his head and spat on the ground, saying in a daze: "You must be dreaming, and it's still a daydream. You see, I slapped myself without even knowing it."

It hurts, so I must be a fantasy character in your mind now. Therefore, there are countless things you can do to reach level 20...and..."

"Hey, Lao Gao, keep talking hard. To me now, your voice is as beautiful and beautiful as the sound of nature. The sound like a toad in your mouth was just an illusion of mine. Yo~ho~

Ho~ho!”

Tongzi looked at me who was smiling all over his face at this time, shaking the fat on his body, smiling and scolding me: "You'yohohohoho', 'ho' your sister, you know what 'sb children are more happy'

Well, you are a typical example."

"Fuck you, how can you talk? You're doing great damage by blaming your faults on me!" I scolded him back, and I continued to listen to other people's greetings.

I saw Happy Baby sticking out his tongue playfully at me with his hands behind his back, and said with a smile: "Uncle Junior is the most powerful, the rest of them are not good enough."

As soon as Happy Baby said these words, before I could reply, the melancholy boy standing aside suddenly became energetic: "Sister, you have changed. You used to use these words specifically to praise me. Now you use them to praise me."

Junior uncle, is this the power of love?" After saying that, he also glanced at me.

"Hmph, bad brother, bad brother, I am your biological sister, and now you have colluded with others to make me happy." Happy Baby pouted and frowned.

Everyone was talking and laughing in a chaotic mess. On the other hand, the butcher standing aside was different from everyone else. He just nodded slightly towards me and made no further moves. This undoubtedly made him more important in my heart.

It's a bit mysterious. I can't figure out now whether this guy is pretending to be n or whether he is an nb himself.

"Nianye, the news has been sent out. All we can do now is wait. After all, how many brothers in our Duzunlou dare to fight and kill? This time we finally know something." The thin man said with a heavy expression.

One sentence.

"Okay, just wait and see what happens." I found a clean place, sat down cross-legged, and said calmly.

After a while, I saw Guanyue Hongyan slowly walking out of the gate of the station, holding two exquisite plates in her hands, and said with a smile: "The food is here, eat it while it's hot!" Because I was sitting on the ground,

Therefore, I didn't know what kind of food was on the plate. But even so, the alluring aroma coming from the plate still made my index fingers move.

"Wow, this is such a delicious dish." The thin man smeared his saliva and then stepped forward to try it.

"Ahem!" I coughed twice and took out a bottle from my arms.

Seeing this, the thin man immediately understood and said with a smile: "Nian Ye, you eat first, you take the first bite, and I take the second bite. Look at how generous we men are!"

In line with the principle of dressing up the big-tailed wolf to the end, I stood up from the ground, dusted the soil twice, and then walked slowly to Guanyue Hongyan. After a closer look, I saw that the two dishes were the same dish - fried pork with green pepper.

I picked up the chopsticks and slowly pinched it. A piece of green pepper melted in my mouth. In an instant, five flavors of sour, sweet, bitter, spicy and salty exploded in my mouth. In a trance, I felt as if I had ascended to heaven.

After regaining my composure, I suddenly stiffened my face, slowly turned my head, and kept looking at Guanyue Hongyan coldly.

"Nian Ye, what's wrong with you? Do you want me to call the crematorium for you? Otherwise, let's go straight to the hospital to rinse the intestines and have the stomach lavaged?" The thin man stood aside and said in a panic.

"Brother Nian, what's wrong with you? You can't travel through time after eating vegetables, right? Then quickly drink some vegetable soup and come back through time..." Lao Gao gnawed his fingers, eyes widening,

His face was full of disbelief.

"Year................"

I waved my hands to everyone, and suddenly the smile on my face was brighter than the flowers, and I said, "This dish is really delicious!"

"Cut it, cut it open, the poison test is over, you have no use value anymore!" The thin man pushed me aside, everyone took a bite, I took a bite, and within ten seconds, the two dishes were reimbursed.

"Hiss!" I took a breath of cold air, licked my lips, and frowned: "Can you order some facial expressions? Besides, did I say there is no poison in this dish?" After that, I deliberately said

He took out a small blood-tonifying pill from his pocket and took it.

"Uh!~" When the thin man saw this, he uttered a surprise, his face changed drastically, and then he made three moves and no longer cared about his face. He pushed away everyone, quickly ran to me, pointed at his mouth and roared at me.

: "Fuck, why didn't you tell me earlier, where is the antidote? Hurry up and detoxify this guy?"

Seeing him like this, I reached out and took out two unlabeled empty bottles from my arms, holding one in each hand. I smiled and said, "Slender man, guess which of these two bottles contains the antidote."

"I..." Guan Yue Hongyan was about to speak when I suddenly stood on tiptoe. Everyone except the thin man saw my move. After all, they were all smart people. Seeing that I had already shown my sincerity in teasing the thin man.

His attitude made it difficult to say anything out loud.

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