When Ye Shaolong heard this buddy's words, the water he had just poured into his mouth and had not yet drank suddenly spurted out.
"coming soon!"
While Ye Shaolong spat out a mouthful of water, he didn't forget to remind him.
The opponent's forward made a mistake in dribbling the ball too far, so the guy stepped forward and held the ball firmly in his arms.
In order to avoid the guy who was lying on the ground in an exaggerated manner even after holding the ball, the opponent's forward jumped in a hurry and jumped to the side to avoid the two of them from colliding with each other.
However, I don’t know if it was because he rushed too hard to get the ball from the goalkeeper, and the opponent’s forward even ran for several meters without slowing down.
Suddenly, he happened to step on the piece of lawn where Ye Shaolong sprayed water, and fell to the ground with a thud.
"ah!"
A pig-like scream sounded in front of Ye Shaolong. Ye Shaolong covered his ears in advance with a sense of warning.
Damn it, did you make a mistake? Why don't you just fall down? Is it necessary to kill a pig?
Ye Shaolong suddenly became very dissatisfied.
However, he really underestimated the fall this time. When everyone on the other side gathered around him, he realized that the guy in front of him probably fell really hard.
However, this guy rushed so hard that Ye Shaolong couldn't see clearly where he fell. But in the end, this guy was carried to the sidelines by several people from the opponent's team, and he couldn't continue playing anymore.
"This evil spirit has finally come to an end."
The goalkeeper next to him said this with relief after seeing everyone on the other side walking away.
"Were those three goals scored by that guy just now?" Ye Shaolong asked curiously.
"That's right!" The goalkeeper squatted down and turned to Ye Shaolong and said.
After Ye Shaolong heard this, he couldn't help but be a little surprised. It seemed like the second half had just started. That is to say, the guy who fell just now had his hat in the first half. He was really fierce!
"I think you should thank me. It was almost four to zero." Ye Shaolong said teasingly.
After hearing this, the goalkeeper touched his head naively and said, "I'm just remembering how many goals I've scored!"
"But I have to say, you were so good at slobbering just now. You should be able to stop now." The guy didn't forget to add this after he finished speaking.
But no matter how Ye Shaolong listened, he felt that this guy was praising himself, right? If it weren't for this guy's bad jokes, he wouldn't be able to spray water. If he didn't spray that saliva, the opponent's forward might not fall down.
Already.
Ye Shaolong shook his head, he was really speechless to this guy, he was so narcissistic even though he scored three goals.
"Ye Shaolong, are you interested in playing?"
At this time, Lin Junyu walked up to Ye Shaolong and said.
Damn it, it was already 0-3 before you let yourself play. Isn’t this cheating?
Lin Junyu seemed to see what Ye Shaolong was thinking, and explained: "This time I'm going to be in trouble. The opponent is going to play the opponent's first striker. He's very fast. Our defensive midfielder has been playing for most of the game. I guess he can't hold up."
Stay!"
"Ah?" Ye Shaolong didn't expect such a result.
"No, Captain Lin, don't scare me!"
Apparently the goalkeeper, who had finally breathed a sigh of relief, didn't know this.
This guy is the temporary goalkeeper Lin Junyu found from the basketball team. The thankless position of goalkeeper is inherently difficult to find, and the school does not have a football team, so naturally there will be no dedicated goalkeeper.
That's why Lin Junyu temporarily hired someone from the basketball team to be the goalkeeper. Originally, Lin Junyu thought that as a basketball player, he could hold the ball steadily and there would be no such thing as an own goal.
But what he didn't expect was that this guy wouldn't let go, but he couldn't save the ball either.
Damn, I can’t even touch the ball when I shoot, so of course I don’t have smooth hands!
If it weren't for the fact that the three goals the opponent shot inside the goal frame were missed, it would be hard to tell what the score would be now!
Ye Shaolong didn't expect that the other party was just playing with Lin Junyu and the others from the beginning.
Now that Lin Junyu had spoken, Ye Shaolong didn't show any pretense. He immediately changed his clothes and took advantage of the opponent's new player to warm up before he finished warming up. He simply warmed up his lower body and went on the court.
"Ye Shaolong, your task is rather important, which is to keep an eye on the opponent's striker who just came on the field."
In fact, even if Lin Junyu didn't say it, he also knew that wasn't he just working as a coolie?
Lin Junyu said that it was indeed true. Even Ye Shaolong, who usually insisted on morning training every day, had to admit after competing with the opponent for a while that some people were indeed gifted in some aspects.
However, Ye Shaolong is not a rookie who doesn't know anything. Seeing that his opponent is thin, he uses his relatively strong body to carry him, forcing the opponent to either catch the ball and be unable to turn around, or to get stuck and unable to speed up, and even the shot is blocked.
Ye Shaolong was forced to either launch the plane or miss it.
The game ended quickly, but the score surprisingly became three to three, a tie.
"Man, that's good!"
Lin Junyu hugged Ye Shaolong, who had given him three assists, as if he had known Ye Shaolong for several years as an old friend.
"It's just luck." Ye Shaolong said noncommittally.
When Lin Junyu saw Ye Shaolong being so humble, he couldn't help but feel a lot better about him. Others might not be able to tell, but he, a veteran on the court, knew that Ye Shaolong was not able to assist him with three goals just by luck as he said.
If you say it was luck once, that's it. The key is three times. Moreover, Ye Shaolong's three assists were all overhead balls, not a single through ball on the ground!
Damn it, if this isn't real Kung Fu, it means Ye Shaolong is possessed by No. 21.
"Man, your spit is so good! It's even better than your three assists!"
At this time, the goalkeeper came up and said.
"Uh..." Ye Shaolong suddenly didn't know what to say.
After hearing this, Lin Junyu couldn't help but cursed him as an idiot in his heart. If it weren't for Ye Shaolong's ability to use his body, he wouldn't have known how many goals the opponent had scored. He really thought it was the opponent's striker!
At the other end of the court, the forward who was suppressed by Ye Shaolong and failed to score a single goal was so depressed that he wanted to vomit blood on the spot.
But the girl standing next to the striker looked at Ye Shaolong like a nympho with her eyes shining.
When the striker saw this scene, he almost vomited blood. Is this guy really going to lose his wife and lose his army?
However, Ye Shaolong didn't know all this. He was about to go home and take a hot bath when he looked up and saw an extremely beautiful figure.
No matter that Lin Junyu on the side was still trying to get close to him, he ran towards the figure in a hurry.
So, on the side of the court, there was a scene of a beautiful woman wiping the sweat of a rookie who didn't look like a veteran on the court.
For a moment, the group of golf course veterans who had no choice but to leave alone were extremely envious!
ps: I hope brothers don’t think that the girl whose name I don’t know yet is really a nymphomaniac. That’s not good, that’s not good!