May is a nightmare for senior high school students, with all kinds of sprints and mountains of test papers.
But this nightmare has not begun yet. At least there is a short holiday before it starts. But before the long holiday, there is another thing that gives many poor students a headache, and that is the monthly exam.
The monthly exam is extremely familiar to senior high school students in Gui County.
The monthly exam, as the name suggests, is a monthly exam. Unlike the last school-wide unified exam, this exam is only for senior high school students, excluding high school sophomores who skipped the college entrance examination and senior high school students who have been reviewing for a year.
Another difference is that the proctoring of the monthly exam is relatively loose, so it is the best exam for cheating.
However, at this time, Ye Shaolong had no need to rely on cheating to make a living, and he passed all the subjects easily.
Due to the arrival of May Day, the monthly exam was moved forward a week.
Seeing that it was only a few days before the holiday, Ren Yi came to the classroom of Class 3 and 5 of Senior High School again.
But this time she was smart and chose a time when Chen Chunjiao was not in the classroom, which was also the first time she came to see Ye Shaolong.
That's right, it's exercise time between classes.
Ever since he suffered a big loss last time, Ye Shaolong did not dare to bury his head in sleep during recess, but instead turned his head to the side.
As soon as the gymnastics broadcast sounded this time, Ye Shaolong clearly felt a murderous aura approaching.
But Ye Shaolong decided to continue pretending to be asleep to see what tricks this girl wanted to play this time.
After waiting for a long time, Ye Shaolong didn't hear Ren Yi take the initiative to speak, so he had to speak first, preparing to send her away as soon as possible to avoid her saying anything sharp again.
"Have you never seen a short, poor and handsome man with the same nose and two eyes? What's so good about him, young lady?"
Ren Yi was not frightened by Ye Shaolong's sudden opening of his eyes, but smiled and said, "So you're not asleep?"
Ye Shaolong rolled his eyes and said, "Miss, I beg you to act more realistically, okay? You know what you're asking!"
"No, I think you look quite handsome when you sleep!" Ren Yi said with a smile still on his face.
When Ye Shaolong heard what Ren Yi said, he quickly stopped him, otherwise Chen Chunjiao would be in big trouble when he came back later.
A man and a woman were alone in the same room. Although nothing happened and Ye Shaolong didn't intend to have anything happen to the girl in front of him, Chen Chunjiao would always be made unhappy time and time again.
"Ren Yi, although I don't know why you are doing this or what kind of drama you are acting, but what I want to tell you is that enough is enough. I don't have the habit of scolding girls, so I hope you won't make this exception!"
Ren Yi was not frightened by Ye Shaolong's words, but her smile became sweeter and she said: "No, Ye Shaolong, I think you misunderstood, I really like you!"
Ye Shaolong is not someone who doesn't know how big his penis is after getting 100 points in the test several times. He still knows his own weight.
The phrase "short and poor" I just said to Ren Yi was actually not entirely a joke, it should be regarded as a self-deprecation.
Maybe Ye Shaolong is not short, nor is he too tall to disturb the appearance of the city, but he is definitely the poor one.
The only genuine thing about the whole body was the pair of unbranded rogue slippers on his feet.
Middle school is a place of innocence, Ye Shaolong did not deny it, but what he didn't believe was that a girl like Ren Yi, who knew without looking that she was the daughter of a wealthy family, would pursue and beat up a humble boy like him.
It's not that there are no cases of rich girls falling in love with Phoenix men, but Ren Yi's pursuit and fierce pursuit is really contrary to common sense, which makes Ye Shaolong have to doubt.
The most important thing is that Ye Shaolong doesn't even remember when he met Ren Yi. Falling in love at first sight is a bit too much!
Ye Shaolong saw that Ren Yi was unwilling to shed tears without seeing the coffin, so he had no choice but to open the skylight and speak frankly to her.
"Miss Ren, I am not your Linghu Chong, and I will not accompany you to be proud of the world. But I think you don't think I am any Linghu Chong. At most, you just want to find a shield, right?"
This time when Ren Yi heard Ye Shaolong's words, the smile on his face finally froze. Although he quickly returned to normal and planned to defend himself, Ye Shaolong did not give him a chance to speak.
"You don't need to explain anything or make any excuses. You are tired of making excuses, and I am tired of hearing them. In short, I will not be your shield, not even once, so I advise you to give up as soon as possible.
This idea, and then look for other prey!”
Ye Shaolong had been observing this girl who he thought was very good at performing. When he saw that she was trying to squeeze out tears after listening to his words, he immediately said with a smile: "You don't have to squeeze, what are you doing?"
Cranes, chickens, etc., I didn’t even look at them and threw them directly into the trash can.
So, you should know by now that trying to move me by playing the emotional card is completely unworkable for me!"
Ye Shaolong felt relieved when he saw that Ren Yi finally gave up his plan to cry.
Damn it, if this girl was really crying and yelling about indecency in this classroom, it would be really difficult to deal with it. Fortunately, I had the foresight to nip this terrifying nirvana in the cradle.
Crying, making trouble, and hanging are always the three sure-fire ways for women to kill men. The reason is for no other reason than that men all have a heart to protect their little lives!
And shouting something offensive is even more of a sure-fire move!
In this era, it is said that men and women are fair, but in fact some things are quite unfair, especially to men.
As long as a girl is not too good-looking to disappoint the audience, and is not chosen by the judges as one of the top three, when she screams molestation, who will question her authenticity, even if the boy is as pure as a bowl of tofu curd.
Ye Shaolong also had a headache with the four sure-kill moves, so after seeing Ren Yi give up these terrifying thoughts, the next step would be much easier.
But he didn't notice any hint of jealousy hidden in Ren Yi's eyes.
At this time, Ren Yi said nothing, but started to move, sit up straight, and began to fiddle with her clothes.
Ye Shaolong was shocked when he saw Ren Yi's actions. He thought of something and couldn't help but shout in shock: "What are you going to do? Don't mess around. I tell you, I will fight to the end!"
Ren Yi was quite speechless at Ye Shaolong's exaggerated behavior. She rolled her eyes at him, ignored him, and continued to rub her hands up and down her clothes.
After a while, Ren Yi looked up and down, and when he felt satisfied, he stood up, cleared his throat, and shouted out the classic dialogue!
"Help, someone is being molested!"
But she also saw that there was a hint of jealousy hidden in Ye Shaolong's eyes.