"Damn it, are you finished yet?" Yue Jing was quite dissatisfied with being interrupted by Ye Shaolong again and cursed.
Ye Shaolong didn't seem to mind Yue Jing's insults, and explained with a smile: "It's over, it's over, but I still have some questions to ask you."
When Yan Qingwu saw Yue Jing's somewhat discouraged look, and then looked at the hint of treachery in Ye Shaolong's smile, she suddenly remembered a sentence for some reason.
Do it all at once, second time tired, third time exhausted.
Only then did Yan Qingwu realize that the seemingly weak Phoenix student who had been lucky enough to get second in the class twice in a row did not look like a nerd at all.
Suddenly, Yan Qingwu smiled bitterly again. He could cripple the Xu family in Xiang County by himself, how could he be a nerd?
"If you fart quickly, let it go!"
Yue Jing was obviously a little impatient by Ye Shaolong's repeated small actions, and his words were not as polite as before.
"Oh well!"
When Ye Shaolong heard what Yue Jing said, he turned around with a silly look, his back to Yue Jing, and raised his butt high.
"Oh my God, what are you doing?" Yue Jing obviously realized something and screamed.
Ye Shaolong bent over and didn't forget to turn his head to look at Yue Jing, and said with a smile: "Oh, didn't you just say that you had to fart quickly? I happened to have one, so..."
"I'll wipe it! Are you an idiot? You... turn around quickly, you... say something if you have something to say."
Yue Jing felt extremely pained when looking at Ye Shaolong, who seemed to be a bit idiotic. What kind of person was this? Could it be that he didn't even listen to what he said?
Yan Qingwu couldn't help but feel funny when she saw how helpless Yue Jing was for Ye Shaolong. When she saw Ye Shaolong wink at her, she returned the favor angrily.
"Oh, that means I can talk now without farting first, right?"
Ye Shaolong stupidly asked a very stupid question.
Yue Jing nodded, and seeing Ye Shaolong still looking confused, he could only say: "Yes, you have... say it quickly!"
"You didn't just say it, you said it, uncle?" Ye Shaolong said in a childlike voice.
Yue Jing felt that he was about to collapse. If it hadn't been for the scene where Ye Shaolong was sitting on the street, he really felt that Ye Shaolong was just pretending.
He is not a child. He is sitting on the ground in the street. Apart from being stupid, Yue Jing, a senior otaku, really can't find any other words to describe him.
"I mean... if you have something to say, please tell me!" Yue Jing said with great pain.
"Oh, uncle, I wonder what people out there call that list?"
Ye Shaolong looked like a studious student at this time, as if he was asking questions to the teacher when he encountered a problem. It was so natural and natural.
"World God List!" Yue Jing replied angrily.
"God? Damn it! Damn, they are all a group of guys who dream big! You said it would be great if you could have some colorful dreams, even a dream with the breath of spring! You have to dream about these gods and ghosts.
A dream?"
Ye Shaolong is really complaining about those god lists. I guess this guy is only interested in those rankings of actresses in love action movies!
"It sounds pretty good. Uncle, do you know who called it first?" Ye Shaolong continued to ask his kindergarten question.
"I don't know. Okay, kid, have you finished asking your questions now?" Yue Jing became increasingly impatient.
Ye Shaolong nodded and shook his head suddenly when Yue Jing was preparing to take action.
"My kid, can't you finish asking all the questions at once?" Yue Jing suddenly felt a little frustrated by Ye Shaolong.
"Is this okay?" Ye Shaolong asked, staring at Yue Jing expectantly.
"Okay, can you ask all your questions at once?"
Yue Jing waved his hand, signaling Ye Shaolong to hurry up.
"Okay...uncle, how did you find me..."
"Slow down..."
"Uncle, didn't you tell me to finish all the questions at once?"
"..."
I don't know how long it took, but Yue Jing finally answered all the questions raised by Ye Shaolong.
Yue Jing exhaled a heavy breath, moved his body, and planned to teach the little kid in front of him a lesson, who seemed to have a hundred thousand questions in his mind.
At this time, Ye Shaolong spoke again.
"Uncle, I've finished asking my questions, but before you take action, there are a few things you need to pay attention to."
Yue Jing couldn't bear it anymore and cursed loudly: "Damn, did you make a mistake? There are some things to pay attention to. Is this an exam or a competition?"
Ye Shaolong ignored Yue Jing's anger and said to himself: "If you understand it as an exam, there is nothing wrong with it. Wasn't the list originally determined in a way of inspection? Now, since you want to squeeze into this
A list, oh, it’s what you call the World God List, isn’t this just an exam?”
"Okay, if you have any precautions, please tell me quickly!"
Yue Jing knew that he wanted to enter this list, which many people jokingly called the World God List. The half-grown child in front of him was indeed playing the role of an examiner, so he patiently wanted to hear what he should pay attention to.
"First point, take the exam with your real name. Well, uncle, did you bring your ID card?"
As soon as Ye Shaolong said his first words, Yue Jing began to think in his mind whether his coming this time was a wise move.
Damn it, did you make a mistake? Do you need an ID card?
"No!" Yue Jing replied angrily.
After hearing Yue Jing's words, Ye Shaolong smiled and said: "It doesn't matter, I believe what uncle said."
"The second point is that you are not allowed to carry any weapons or concealed weapons. Once found, you will be treated as cheating and will be deprived of the qualification to take the exam next time."
Ye Shaolong didn't care what Yue Jing thought and continued to say the third point to pay attention to.
"The third point is that people taking the exam can only use one martial art, otherwise it will be regarded as cheating."
Yue Jing frowned after hearing the third point Ye Shaolong said.
Ye Shaolong took in all this and said with a smile: "The third point is this. Look, uncle, if you use two kinds of kung fu and finally pass the exam, what should I call you, or what should I give you?
Which title is better? Tai Chi master? Or Shaolin monk?"
Yue Jing thought about Ye Shaolong's words, nodded and said, "Can you start your exam now?"
The corners of Ye Shaolong's mouth slightly tilted up in a slight arc, and he said, "That's it."
As soon as he finished speaking, Ye Shaolong took the initiative to bully him.
Yue Jing's eyes flashed with suspicion, and at the same time, the corners of his mouth turned up in a slight arc, and he said, "Watch the move!"
"boom!"
In less than ten seconds, Ye Shaolong was pushed out by Yue Jing and landed heavily on the ground.
"Kids, hasn't your teacher taught you that in the face of absolute strength, any conspiracy or trick is just a paper tiger?"