Chapter 28 Obtaining supernatural powers after getting close?
After listening to Bobo and Monkey's explanations, Ye Shaolong suddenly became more confused. What were these three talking about?
At this time, a Leifeng Tower suddenly appeared in front of Ye Shaolong, blocking his sight.
"Handsome guy, can you tell me your number?"
Ye Shaolong was so frightened that he took a step back, and then he saw clearly that the person coming was a fat girl, who must be a first-year student of Guixian Junior High School.
Regardless of whether he is tall or short, fat or thin, Ye Shaolong has always neither despised nor disliked him, but looking at the fat girl in front of him who was blocking his sight like a thunder peak tower, he looked at him like a nymphomaniac. Ye Shaolong's heart still couldn't hold it.
I started to tremble, and my hands were so cold that pimples broke out of the ice.
Ye Shaolong calmed down for a moment, then smiled slowly and said: "Well, I don't have a mobile phone."
In fact, the reason why Ye Shaolong smiled was purely out of politeness and respect. Little did he know that in the eyes of the fat girl, his smile would become the catalyst for her nymphomania.
"Handsome guy, can you tell me your name and class?"
Ye Shaolong felt a pain in his balls. Although he didn't hate the fat girl in front of him, if he told her his name and class, she would probably come to the class to find him in the future. Ye Shaolong's scalp suddenly felt numb.
"The ninth set of radio gymnastics begins now..."
Suddenly, the radio music for the start of recess rang out on the playground, and the physical education teacher blew his whistle at the back of the team to urge the students who had not yet reached their class positions. The fat girl was forced to leave helplessly.
Ye Shaolong breathed a heavy sigh of relief. He suddenly found that he started to like the ninth set of radio gymnastics a little bit.
The three old and fat men stood aside with gloating faces.
"Boss, you are so blessed!" Monkey said in a tone full of yin and yang.
"Get out!" Ye Shaolong rolled his eyes at him and followed the classmates in front of him to pretend to do radio gymnastics.
The three monkeys were all in Grade 3 and Grade 6. Although they were not on the same floor as Ye Shaolong's Grade 3 and Grade 5 class, the recess exercises followed the class formation, so the three of them sat next to Ye Shaolong while talking and waving their hands and feet.
"Boss, you think it's too cheating, don't you? How come Rose in this movie traveled to our high school and swelled up so quickly? This fried thing is easy to get angry!" The monkey suddenly flashed behind Ye Shaolong, which was so convenient.
Talk to him.
"I'm telling you, boss, this shredded meat is not as fat as it is!"
At this time, the old fat man heard that the monkey actually put fire on him, and cursed angrily: "Hey, monkey, I have really blinded my eyes in vain. Did I invite you to the movie by mistake?"
"You still dare to talk about watching a movie?" Monkey said that the old man invited him and Bobo to watch a movie, and he immediately became excited, "Boss, let me tell you! Just last month, we tortured each other all night
After finishing the meal, the old fat guy took out two movie tickets and said he wanted to treat us to a 3D love action movie!"
"Huh?" Ye Shaolong thinks this is pretty good. He doesn't understand why the monkey is so stupid here.
When the monkey said this, his face suddenly changed into a look of depression, and he said with a faint cry: "Nah, it turns out to be a 3D version of the Titanic."
Ye Shaolong had heard of this movie, as it seemed like it was the first disaster movie to be screened on a large scale across the country.
Although when Titanic was first released, Ye Shaolong was still a young man who didn't understand the world.
But Ye Shaolong, who has been in junior high school, has naturally heard the theme song of the movie, and he later also saw the classic scene of "youjumpijump" on the Internet. Even so, he only saw a few scenes and knew it.
It is a movie that has moved many people and is an unforgettable classic.
"That was a good movie! Did you cry?"
"Boss, you are truly a god. I burst into tears!" Monkey did not expect that Ye Shaolong actually knew about his tears in the cinema.
It's just that Monkey and Ye Shaolong have completely different understandings of this movie.
The reason why Monkey knows this movie is because when he was very young, his cousin often told him that this movie was the first teacher to activate his lower self.
Therefore, Monkey has always been looking forward to the 3D version of this movie. Even though he has watched the pirated discs countless times, he has never seen the 3D version.
Monkey, who was originally extremely envious of living in Hong Kong because he could watch 3D sex scenes in the cinema, was very angry when he was tricked by the old man.
But he remembered that there were several classic clips in Titanic, such as the fingerprints on the car window, the car shake, especially the classic revealing clip of Jack's painting, which was in 3D, and he suddenly became very excited.
But when he worked hard to wear heavy glasses for n minutes, what he waited for was that all the exposed lenses were gone. Monkey burst into tears on the spot: Damn, you tightened your belt for so long just to see a 3D iceberg, dear!
Of course, Ye Shaolong didn't know the twists and turns. At this time, the old man began to practice Tai Chi: "You can't blame me, 3D has special characteristics, you know? If you see those shots, you will be excited, wrong
If you treat the bald head in front of the seat like a piece of meat, if you reach out and touch it randomly, you won't be in a gay movie theater!"
"Fuck you, what happened to last week's episode of "Me 2"?" Monkey asked again, "They didn't even roll out the sheets, but this time even the sound was mercilessly deleted.
What a cheat!"
The fat man was also angry at this moment: "What are you yelling about? If you have the ability, go and complain to the relevant departments!"
"Do you know which department the relevant department is? As long as you are a Chinese person, you all know that the relevant department has been very busy recently! For n months, friends and netizens all over China have been looking for it in their dreams. They have been looking for it for n time, uncle!"
The monkey was also angry. Both of them forgot to do the broadcast gymnastics and cursed each other behind them with their hands on their waists. However, with the perfect cover of the broadcast gymnastics, the people in front did not notice all this.
Listening to the conversation between the two, Ye Shaolong felt as if his eggs were broken. This is such a crazy thing, it's a rip-off!
Thinking about it, since he got braces, peach blossoms have been surrounding him like butterflies, and it seems that every time the peach blossoms pass by, he always finds that he has gained new powers.
Ye Shaolong didn't know if this was his imagination, but thinking about his date with the beautiful teacher at noon, his stomach suddenly growled. It was really beautiful and delicious to stimulate his appetite!