Chapter 44 Who is the oriole and who is the originator
"Wang Yi Zhen Er"
When Ye Shaolong heard the words of the two living treasures in front of him, he immediately became happy. Wasn't he scolding himself?
"I said that these two brothers are also out of the village to do business? What a gay relationship! Couldn't it be here? The taste of the wild is indeed very good, but the two of you are playing a little too wild?"
Ye Shaolong looked at the two robbers in front of him with a smile who had not yet fully reacted.
"Yes, it's really nice to take a moonlit bath this night!" The dog-legged man seemed not to hear the sarcasm in Ye Shaolong's words at all.
"You are stupid. This guy is not from our village at all. Our eldest brother is not stupid at all × the second brother and the third brother." The village gangster has obviously realized that Ye Shaolong is the person they are looking for.
But Goujiezi didn't react at all, because his attention was attracted by the words of the village gangster. First he scolded him for being stupid, so forget it, and finally he didn't forget to scold him for being a stupid second brother. Goujiezi followed the villagers.
The little gangster got into trouble: "Why is there no more? I think this brother looks like someone from your village."
The little gangster in the village felt pain in his balls after hearing this for a while. This girl is so funny. You are not from our village. You just think you look like it!
But it's a pain in the ass. After all, the other party is the follower of the rich second-generation young master. The village gangster also knows that he can't offend the other party, so he can only explain impatiently: "Our eldest brother's surname is Wang, so Zhang, Li
Brother!"
"Tch, I'm telling you that you hooligans are uneducated. Have you ever read Romance of the Three Kingdoms? Do you know that the three brothers in Taoyuan are sworn brothers? They are closer than brothers born from the same mother's womb!" said the dog-legger disdainfully.
At this time, the village gangster felt that he was really unlucky for eight lifetimes. How could he be with such a stupid person? Wang Yi was his eldest son. How many brothers and sisters could he know better than himself?
The two people were bickering and arguing, but Ye Shaolong was also a little unhappy. Damn, shouldn't he be the protagonist? Why did these two people treat him as a transparent person?
"I'm leaving!" Ye Shaolong reminded the two of them. The two of them still bickered for fun, as if Ye Shaolong didn't exist.
"I'm really leaving!" Ye Shaolong reminded him again, but he was still answered by the noise of the two people.
"Cut!" Ye Shaolong finally couldn't bear it any longer and shouted like an angry director.
This time the two of them were finally awakened by Ye Shaolong's shout, but they both looked at him with puzzled faces.
"My name is Ye Shaolong, and I am the person you are looking for!" Ye Shaolong couldn't stand it any longer. If he continued to see the two of them fooling around like this, his good show of a hero saving a beauty would be ruined.
Although he had already guessed Ye Shaolong's identity, seeing Ye Shaolong admit his identity so boldly at this time, the village gangster couldn't help but feel a little uncertain again, and asked: "Are you really Ye Shaolong?"
After hearing this, Ye Shaolong felt as if his eggs were shattered on the ground. The gangster culture these days is getting worse and worse. In desperation, he had to take out his student ID card, waved it in front of them, and said: "This
You should believe it now!”
"Yeah, I believe it." The two finally said in unison.
Ye Shaolong put away his student ID card, but didn't hear the next line from the two of them. He was immediately defeated by these two people. Damn, what kind of people did Qin Shousheng find? It doesn't matter if you don't know how to act.
I even forgot my lines. Extras can’t cheat like this!
"Don't you have anything to tell me?" Ye Shaolong reminded kindly.
Finally, the two of them did not disappoint Ye Shaolong again. The two of them jumped back at the same time and shouted loudly: "Robbery!"
"Ah!" Sheng Xiaoyu, who was in a state of confusion, didn't pay attention to the conversation between Ye Shaolong and the two of them. However, as soon as the two people's classic and irreproducible lines came out, Sheng Xiaoyu heard it almost immediately.
He yelled and rushed into Ye Shaolong's arms that had been prepared for him with open hands.
Feeling the warmth in his arms, Ye Shaolong chuckled in his heart, "Haha, you are finally willing to hug me!"
Ye Shaolong patted Sheng Xiaoyu on the back, told her not to be afraid, and said to the two third-rate actors in front of him: "Well, it's very good. Just call her like that later!"
As soon as they finished speaking, the two of them felt a gust of wind blowing by, and immediately two lung-breaking screams of pain rang out in the night sky, resounding through the sky.
Sheng Xiaoyu, who was already a little scared, heard two screams coming from her ears, and she suddenly became even more frightened. She could only hug Ye Shaolong tightly.
"There is no free shield in the world. If I make a shield for you, I should get some interest back!" Ye Shaolong enjoyed the huge rebound force coming from his chest with peace of mind.
In fact, it is not unreasonable for Ye Shaolong to think this way. He has seen a lot of random men like Sheng Xiaoyu being used as shields. A good shield is naturally invulnerable and unscathed, but most of them are used as shields by innocent people.
Among the men, the lightest ones are filled with bright peach blossoms and red clouds all over the sky, the most serious ones are even Smecta’s plastic surgeons can’t do anything about.
"Let's go." Sheng Xiaoyu had never seen such a battle before. He could still speak normally, but his tone was a bit submissive.
"Don't worry, the play hasn't finished yet, and there are still people who haven't appeared yet!" Ye Shaolong said with a relaxed look.
The next scene of teaching a love rival a lesson is naturally when the hero saves the beauty. Years ago, a love rival had to be taught a lesson on the spot, but later it was exposed by someone forcefully again and again. Nowadays, most people who teach a love rival do not require a lesson on the spot.
Yes, because the changes could not keep up with the plan, another new method of teaching a love rival was extended.
The mantis stalks the cicada, but the oriole follows behind!
If Ye Shaolong's guess is correct, Qin Shousheng's purpose is not to let these two fallen idiots get close to each other. Instead, he intends to scare these two people away from him. The plan is to abandon Sheng Xiaoyu and
Escape, this will let Sheng Xiaoyu know that he is a coward.
When he thought he had escaped, Qin Shousheng would arrange for another group of people to teach him a lesson, and he would appear in time to complete his heroic rescue.
Why are the flowers so red? It’s because there is green grass as a backdrop.
In the same way, after comparing one after another, Sheng Xiaoyu will find that Qin Shousheng's figure is so majestic, but his own figure is so cowardly!
This is the highest state of a hero rescuing the United States and teaching his love rival a lesson!
Yes, Qin Shousheng's plan tonight is indeed like this. If it had been someone else, maybe his plan would have been completed perfectly, and he would have embraced the beauty as he wished.
However, it is a pity that the opponent he met was none other than Ye Shaolong, the originator of the idea of a hero saving the beauty in this new era!
The mantis cannot change its pursuit of cicadas, just as the dog cannot change its habit of eating feces, but the oriole is no longer an oriole!
ps: I spent more than three hours coding this chapter, deleting, editing, and writing in a different way. I don’t know if everyone can adapt to it, but after writing it, I still feel good about it, so I uploaded it. Please