"Hey, gangster, what are you doing?" Guan Wei recovered from the panic of losing her balance and found that she was in Ye Shaolong's arms. She couldn't help but protest loudly: "Put me down, I can walk by myself!"
"Shut up! Just stay with me!" Ye Shaolong looked serious, as if he didn't want to see the curative effect he had achieved disappear when Guan Wei walked back to the dormitory.
Guan Wei didn't expect Ye Shaolong to be so fierce when he got angry, and he also felt a bit manly.
"But...but didn't you just say that it would be a waste of your physical strength to carry me?" Guan Wei said guiltily, as if she was afraid that Ye Shaolong would actually let her down and let her walk back to the dormitory by herself after hearing this.
"But I didn't say I wouldn't carry you back!" Ye Shaolong said calmly.
"..." Guan Wei was speechless for a while. Doesn't hugging her waste energy?
"It is a pleasure to have warm soft jade in your arms, but have you ever heard of someone carrying warm soft jade on your back?" Ye Shaolong shamelessly defended his renege.
"..." Guan Wei felt inexplicably shy, but she didn't want to get down from Ye Shaolong's arms. Instead, she hid in his arms and rested her head on his shoulder. A thought suddenly came to her mind.
Who says it’s not fun to carry it on your back? It’s not a small place!
But when she thought about it, Guan Wei's face became even hotter and redder. She secretly mocked herself and didn't dare to raise her head again.
Ye Shaolong's princess hug still attracted the attention of many students on the street, especially the closer to the girls' dormitory, the more couples there were and the more comments started to come out.
"Look at how considerate and romantic they are."
"Don't even look at how long, slender and sexy my legs are!"
"Screw you! If I become thinner and more beautiful, do you think I will still choose you?"
"Comparing people to each other is really irritating. Why are people so happy?"
"Yes! Why are other people's ones so big and yours so flat? It's so nice to have the last name Fu!"
"Go to hell! Just be content! If you are not Erkang, do you still want me to be Ziwei?"
Listening to these hilarious rumors, Ye Shaolong really wanted to ask that buddy, how did you tell that Guan Wei was big, but she was really not small!
Because Guan Wei was worried about being recognized, she stuffed her whole little head into his arms, so the two balls of pink flesh on her chest were almost tightly attached to his body, soft and attractive.
"Hey, hey, stop!"
Ye Shaolong originally wanted to go straight in, but he was stopped by an aunt at the door of the dormitory area.
"What are you doing? Don't you know this is a restricted area for boys?"
Ye Shaolong originally wanted to say that the penalty area was just the penalty area and he didn't have a handball, but suddenly he realized that boys were not allowed to enter the girls' dormitory area.
"Sister, please see clearly, she is a girl." Ye Shaolong could only respond with a smile on his face.
But the aunt was obviously not as easy to fool as Ye Shaolong imagined, and said with a straight face: "Of course she can come in, but you, get out!"
Ye Shaolong was at his wits end now. His tried-and-tested deception didn't work anymore. He thought about it and said honestly: "Sister, um, my girlfriend has sprained her ankle and she can't walk alone."
The aunt frowned, as if she was very suspicious of Ye Shaolong's words, and wanted to come over to see if the one in his arms was a woman.
"Sister Ma, it's me, my ankle is sprained." At this time, Guan Wei raised her head and said to her aunt very affectionately.
When Sister Ma saw it, she immediately said happily: "It turns out to be Xiao Weiwei! When did you find a boyfriend? Why didn't you tell me about it to Sister Ma? Okay, go back!"
When Guan Wei heard Sister Ma's words, her newly fair face turned crimson again, and she wanted to explain something. Unfortunately, Ye Shaolong didn't give her a chance. After receiving the permission, he carried her into the community.
"This stinky gangster! He took advantage of me again! Do you have to say he is your boyfriend?" Guan Wei cursed in her heart.
"How many buildings and floors are there?" Ye Shaolong came in for the first time. He could only tell which building was which by the numbers on the wall. He also didn't know what building Guan Wei lived in.
"Bedroom 3#601." Guan Wei said worriedly, wondering if he wanted to back out!
Unexpectedly, Ye Shaolong was very happy after hearing her words. I was really worried that you live on the first floor!
Dormitory 601 was on the sixth floor of the top floor. Ye Shaolong carried Guan Wei upstairs without saying a word.
"Hey, why are you shaking so much?" Guan Wei still felt that Ye Shaolong's arms were quite comfortable along the way, so she was a little afraid that he would leave her and let her walk up to the sixth floor alone. However, she didn't expect that she was shaking so much as soon as she went up the stairs.
uncomfortable.
"Be patient! It's good to have someone to hold you. It's like this even when you go up the stairs!" Ye Shaolong said some picky words about Guan Wei, but he thought shamelessly in his heart, how can you massage your breasts if they don't shake? I'll massage your breasts and you still can't.
There is no medical fee! Of course I have to give a massage for a massage.
When Guan Wei heard this, of course she felt unhappy. There were at least a class of boys who usually chased her. Who said no one would want to hug her?
But before she could complain, she heard a scream.
"Ah! Who are you?"
Ye Shaolong rolled his eyes, didn't he just knock on the door? It's not like you were not wearing any clothes. Guan Wei was only wearing a pair of underwear, and you didn't scream so exaggeratedly. You were still wearing pajamas!
"Hey, why are you not polite and don't know how to knock on the door?" Guan Wei couldn't help complaining to Ye Shaolong when she saw that the sisters in the dormitory were being taken advantage of by Ye Shaolong because of her.
Ye Shaolong didn't care about Guan Wei and just asked her: "Where are you sleeping?"
Guan Wei pointed angrily at the lower bunk in the middle.
"Please give in, beauties." Ye Shaolong didn't want to be wrongly accused of deliberately taking advantage of others, so he walked to Guan Wei's bed, put her down and left the place.
"Why are you pouting? I saw the airport and I haven't paid for it yet!"
When the people in the dormitory heard this, they couldn't help but feel happy.
"Weiwei, what's wrong with you?" Although Guan Wei has a strong personality, her interpersonal relationships are still very good, especially in the dormitory, everyone takes care of her like a sister.
"Sister, I'm fine, I just sprained my foot." Guan Wei said to Wang Yan.
"Weiwei, was that your boyfriend just now?" Meng Mei, the most gossipy person in the dormitory, heard that Guan Wei only had a sprained foot and nothing else serious, and started asking her 100,000 whys.
"Weiwei, get rid of such a boyfriend as soon as possible! He even saw me at the airport without blinking an eye. He will definitely go out to fool around in the future!" Han Duoduo, who had Ye Shaolong look at her pajamas, still had an angry look on her face.
The girls laughed again, and Guan Wei took the opportunity to explain: "He is not my boyfriend."
"Really?" Jin Xiaonuo, who was ranked third in the dormitory and was nicknamed Mistress, looked excited and said, "I won't be polite to you, Third Sister."
"I said you, Third Sister, are you not? Do you like that street stall guy?" Cheng Qiandi, who is of the same year and month as Guan Wei, kindly reminded Jin Xiaonuo, who has always worshiped money.
Jin Xiaonuo didn't mind Cheng Qiandi's sarcastic words at all, and replied to her with a smile: "You don't understand this! As the saying goes, a slut can't be bought with gold, and a caring man can't be bought with a thousand pieces of gold. Didn't you see that he just knocked Weiwei down?
So gentle in bed."
"..."
Ye Shaolong had no idea that his embrace of the princess had become a topic of conversation among the sisters in Guan Wei's dormitory after dinner. He was rushing back to the dormitory to fight in a surprise attack!
"Boss, don't you know you have an exam tomorrow? Why did you come back now? Didn't the beautiful teacher give you the qualification to take the exam?" When Song Yu saw Ye Shaolong returning to the dormitory, he was throwing bombs one after another at him.
Only then did Ye Shaolong realize that everyone in the dormitory was reading at this time, and he was the only one who looked relaxed and leisurely.
"Aren't I coming back?" Ye Shaolong said nonchalantly for a while. Can't you finish a compulsory public basic course in one night? I can even draw drawings, but I'm afraid of you taking "Architectural Drawing".
Song Yu couldn't see the look of giving up on Ye Shaolong's face, and couldn't help but feel disappointed. Originally, he wanted to recruit someone to pass the exam with him, so he had no choice but to say: "It seems that we will have to stay up all night tonight."
"Who told you not to work hard?" Zhong Jianshu, the most diligent student in the dormitory, was already preparing to tuck himself into bed at this time. He seemed to be sarcastic but actually said it with good advice.
"Hey! There's nothing we can do, people are forced out!" Another Liang Hong, who looked not much better than Song Yu, said.
Seeing the nervousness on his face, Ye Shaolong looked like he was overly anxious and said with a smile: "How do you know your mother didn't have a caesarean section?"
"Ah?" Liang Hong didn't react for a while, but Song Yu and Jiang Baoguang, the two guys who had been hanging out with Ye Shaolong for the longest time, laughed first. He thought for a while and finally reacted, and a smile finally appeared on the corner of his mouth.
"Don't worry! I'm afraid of a ball! Didn't I bring back a few boxes of instant noodles? Eat them when you're hungry all night long!" After Ye Shaolong said this, he also started his attack. This drawing cannot be drawn by rote memorization.
Well done.
The next day, when everyone came out of the examination room, their faces were all smiles. However, Song Yu and Liang Hong were so sleepy that they had dark circles under their eyes. Jiang Baoguang slipped into bed in the middle of the night and gave up the fight, but he was still quite energetic.
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"Thank you, boss." Liang Hong walked to Ye Shaolong with a grateful look on his face. He knew that if it hadn't been for the joke last night, he wouldn't have been able to relax and respond so well during the exam just now.
Ye Shaolong was worried that he would attract unnecessary attention if he was the first to leave the examination room after attending a class, so he delayed leaving the examination room with everyone at the end.
"Eat! All we ate last night and this morning were instant noodles. I'm so tired of you!" Ye Shaolong greeted everyone to go to the cafeteria, but he was thinking about how to improve the taste of the instant noodles, or introduce some new varieties.
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Although he has never denied that he is an angry youth, he will not foolishly think that the reason why other instant noodles with a background of a declining country are able to sell well is because traitors are behind it.
In the final analysis, to win the market, innovation is as important as marketing, and sometimes even more important than marketing.
"Hey, what's going on with the commotion in front?"
Everyone was about to walk to the cafeteria building, but found that the lobby on the first floor and the square outside were full of people.
"You otaku is really deaf to what's going on outside the window. Today is the day for the school club to recruit new students." Song Yu hit Liang Hong and said, in fact, if he hadn't stripped naked, this guy would probably not go out without classes like Liang Hong.
"Boss, are you interested?" Song Yu seemed to have a swagger, but in fact he was looking for a cover, a perfect cover that would allow him to flirt with others.
Ye Shaolong shook his head, he had so many things to do, how could he have such free time?
At this time, I suddenly heard a loud voice.
"You know nothing! What Kung Fu is? It's all the product of self-anesthesia and self-comfort by you oppressed sick men of East Asia. It's all his fancy fists and embroidered legs. Our Taekwondo is a world-recognized fighting art, the real world's top martial art!