Ye Shaolong was stunned for a moment and then nodded, feeling so happy in his heart!
"What are you going to do?" Before he could finish feeling satisfied, he saw Fu Xilei holding her little fist and swinging it towards her - lower body, almost making him jump.
"Pump it for you!" Fu Xilei looked innocent, but she was secretly cursing why this guy reacted so quickly.
Ye Shaolong covered his lower body tightly, damn, he almost turned into a transvestite, neither male nor female.
"You want to kill someone for money! Oh, no, it should be for a man to kill a woman. You plan to turn me into a woman!"
"Didn't you say you were injured? It's very serious." Fu Xilei now completely didn't believe Ye Shaolong's words, none of them were true.
"Uh..." Ye Shaolong was just stunned for a moment, and quickly reacted and said: "Hey, Teacher Fu, you really have to be ashamed to ask this. Don't look at me that I don't feel pain now, but do you know that there is a saying
A man is best known for being able to bend and stretch. Of course there is no problem with bending and lying down now, but what if you can't stretch when you need to stretch?"
Although Fu Xilei has not experienced those things personally, has she never eaten pork and seen pigs running when she was so old? Besides, when she was in college, the sisters in the dormitory often made some semi-vegetarian jokes.
You probably know what that is all about.
Ye Shaolong really couldn't find anything wrong with what he said. She once heard a sister in the dormitory say something like this. It doesn't matter if a man's thing is as small as a needle when it is coiled up. The key is when it soars into the sky.
A pillar that can hold up the sky is as strong as a baseball bat.
"Then... what should we do?" Fu Xilei thought, and suddenly panicked. She had never experienced it before and was accustomed to treating what her sisters said as a book of truth. If this man can't get up, can he still be called a man? This
That's what her sister said too.
Ye Shaolong was afraid of his forehead and was speechless to Fu Xilei. He rolled his eyes and said, "Didn't you just say you would check it for me?"
"Take off your pants yet?"
"Take it off!" Ye Shaolong turned around calmly on the outside, but he was laughing and cramping in his heart.
Fu Xilei took off Ye Shaolong's warm autumn trousers with trembling hands. Her face was deeply blushing with shame, but she was suppressing a smile in her heart. You will feel better later, you bitch!
She is not a child, so how can she be so easy to deceive, and she is not a doctor, so how can she detect anything? This pervert clearly wants to take advantage of her.
But what she doesn't know is that it doesn't really require a doctor to check whether this can skyrocket, and now it seems that she is taking advantage!
"Why don't you ask? I'm taking off my clothes while waiting for the answer!" Just when Ye Shaolong was wondering, a cold feeling suddenly came from his thigh.
"I wiped it! I was fooled!"
Just when Ye Shaolong was about to yell and get up to tell Fu Xilei to go away, he heard the sound of the door lock and instinctively turned to look at the door.
Once the perspective is revealed, there is no hidden ghost.
"Why is it him?" Ye Shaolong frowned slightly, then suddenly relaxed, opened his mouth and shouted, but there was only one word.
"Hmm~"
Fu Xilei was wondering why Ye Shaolong didn't react at all to her teasing, and just when she was about to look up, she heard this strange cry.
But strangely enough, she thought it was Ye Shaolong's cry of pain, and she continued to use her frozen hands to freeze Ye Shaolong's exposed thighs, and she played even more energetically.
"Um...ah——"
Gui Chuyi, who had just successfully opened the door and pushed open a gap, was stunned when he heard the sound that sounded more like a moan.
"Is there someone? A man?"
Ye Shaolong was afraid that the world would not be in chaos, so he screamed louder and faster.
Gui Chuyi finally heard Ye Shaolong's voice, opened the door and stood up. When he saw the scene in front of him, he was stunned.
Looking from his footsteps, due to the back of the sofa blocking the view, one could only vaguely see Fu Xilei squatting in front of Ye Shaolong, leaning over and doing something.
"Shameless bitch, you actually gave this student your mouth..."
"Ah! Hey, who are you? How did you get in?" When the door hit the shoe cabinet and made a sound, Ye Shaolong turned his head immediately. After seeing Qing Gui, he hurriedly bent down to block his view.
sight.
Ye Shaolong's actions made Gui Chuyi even more convinced of his judgment. In fact, Ye Shaolong was just trying to confuse his vision so that he could not see clearly and make wrong judgments.
Hearing Ye Shaolong's words, Fu Xilei also raised her head and looked at the door with some horror, thinking that there was a burglar in her home! She breathed a sigh of relief when she saw that it was Gui Chuyi, and suddenly became vigilant again.
"How come you have the key to my house?" Fu Xilei frowned, thinking that this idiot must have stolen it from her sister.
Ye Shaolong hurriedly put on his pants before standing up, when he heard Gui Chuyi scolding angrily: "Shameless thing, you still have the nerve to ask me?"
Ye Shaolong suddenly became unhappy, pointed angrily, and said angrily: "What did you say? What I do with my girlfriend is none of your business! If you dare to say another word, believe it or not, I will kill you!"
Not to mention, Ye Shaolong still looked a bit ferocious when he stared and blew his nose, which immediately frightened Gui Chuyi, who was older than him.
"Female... friend? You are obviously... a student..."
Fu Xilei was shocked when she heard that Gui Chuyi had discovered Ye Shaolong's true identity. At this moment, Ye Shaolong tugged at her. Her mind was suddenly spinning again and again, and she said dissatisfiedly to Gui Chuyi: "What's wrong with the student? You didn't
Have you ever heard of a kind of true love called teacher-student love?"
"..." Ye Shaolong realized that this woman was not stupid, she actually reacted so quickly, and her words were so sharp! She could definitely go for the Best Actor Award, why didn't she notice it before!
"Even so, you can't do such dirty things to him with your mouth?"
"With my mouth? What did I do with my mouth?"
Seeing that Fu Xilei was about to reveal her flaw, Ye Shaolong didn't know whether to call her innocent or what, so he stepped forward to stop Fu Xilei and quickly took over the words and said: "My girlfriend does it with her mouth, it's none of your business!
If you don’t leave, I’ll call the police, and please leave the key for me!”
Seeing Ye Shaolong's hands gesticulating behind his back and thinking about his words, Fu Xilei finally understood. She immediately blushed slightly and secretly scolded Ye Shaolong for being shameless.
However, she still walked up to him and said with the same hatred: "That's right! My boyfriend likes it when I do it with my mouth! It's none of your business!"
"——" Ye Shaolong's forehead has begun to sweat. Why does this woman speak so sharply today? When did I say that I like her!
"You... you..."
Ye Shaolong was like this, and Gui Chuyi couldn't imagine that Fu Xilei, who had always been a graceful and graceful lady, would actually say such shameless words, and immediately threw up his sleeves and walked away in anger.
Ye Shaolong walked over and pulled the key out of the door lock, then closed the door. He turned around and saw Fu Xilei patting her chest and breathing a sigh of relief, and couldn't help but find it funny.
"Give me the key!" Fu Xilei saw Ye Shaolong put the key into his pocket, worried that he would be like Gui Chuyi.
Ye Shaolong smiled bitterly and returned the key to her. If he wanted to come in, he would still need the key. That would be too unskilled!
However, he just acted subconsciously, so he couldn't explain it to Fu Xilei, and she wouldn't believe it even if he explained it!
"Such a scumbag, why didn't you tell your best friend?" Ye Shaolong was very confused about this. Although women would be a bit shameless when encountering such things, Fu Xilei didn't suffer any loss, so she didn't say anything.
It would harm your reputation, so why not say it!
"How do you know she is my sister's man?" Fu Xilei was slightly surprised.
"Oh, I've seen him call your sister his wife." After Ye Shaolong said with a smile, he suddenly asked in surprise: "Your sister? Is Aunt Zhang your sister?"
"Aunt Zhang?"
Zhang Xinyu was extremely strict with her students. If she was slightly dissatisfied, she would at first question and curse her, and at worst, she would scold her. Therefore, the boys in the department unanimously believed that she had early menopause, so she got such a nickname.
"Oh, um, I made a mistake. It should be our beloved Zhang Xinyu and counselor Zhang. Teacher Zhang is your sister? My biological sister?"
I don’t know why, maybe I have been holding some words in my heart for a long time and have nowhere to vent them. Today I finally found a place! Fu Xilei sat down slowly and talked about her past with Zhang Xinyu.
"Yes, we are biological sisters, but when I was young, my parents divorced, and my mother took me, while my father took my sister. At that time, my sister scolded me for taking my mother away because my father was poor and my mother was rich."
"Later we went to middle school in the same school... The boy my sister liked fell in love with me. I also had a crush on that boy, but I didn't want to like the same boy as my sister. Who knew that my sister finally quit on her own initiative? It turned out that she had already
She knew I was her sister, but I thought she didn’t recognize me or had forgotten me..."
Ye Shaolong was stunned after hearing this. Why was it getting more complicated the more he heard it? He suddenly thought about something and said to Fu Xilei: "Teacher Fu, don't you think your idea is outrageous enough? Your sister is already married and has children.
, can you break it apart?"
"But……"
"But what?" Ye Shaolong interrupted her and said: "Besides, do you think your sister will be happy with such a man? You tell her the truth so that she can see the true face of this man. If you don't tell her, you will be your sister's gain.
A stumbling block to happiness, I really don’t know what you women think? Forget it, it’s none of my business, I’d better leave first!”
Maybe he is too idealistic! But he always feels that sometimes divorce can be the starting point of happiness!
Before returning to the dormitory, the cell phone in his pocket kept ringing. In desperation, Ye Shaolong had no choice but to answer the call despite the gusts of wind.
"The weapon ranking competition is ready and can start at any time!"