Ye Shaolong heard the ding-dong-dong sound of high-heeled shoes and stopped silently. Then there was a scream, and he knew something was going to happen. He quickly turned around and saw Li Danfei lost her footing and fell to the side.
He hurried forward and helped Li Danfei in time.
Li Danfei closed her eyes but could not feel the pain that she should have felt. Instead, she felt extremely soft and warm.
When she opened her eyes, she realized that she had not fallen, and also realized that it was Ye Shaolong who was holding her up.
"Thanks!"
"You're welcome!" Ye Shaolong said with a well-deserved expression.
Li Danfei breathed a sigh of relief as if she had survived a catastrophe. She instinctively wanted to pat her proud chest, but she suddenly noticed something was wrong.
It turned out that Ye Shaolong's hand supporting her was just under her breasts, with his palms facing upward, as if he was supporting his own breasts with his hands.
"Thank you!" Li Danfei was embarrassed to say anything directly to the man who helped her, so she could only continue to hint.
But Ye Shaolong still said "You're welcome" disrespectfully, not realizing anything was wrong at all.
But Li Danfei felt clearly, and she didn't know whether Ye Shaolong did it intentionally or not, that the five fingers of his palm were loosened just now, but now they were fully open and pressed tightly against the lower edge of her chest.
Do you think you can take advantage of me by helping me?
"Thanks!"
But in the end, Li Danfei still resisted the urge to curse, and almost squeezed out these two words through her teeth, hoping that Ye Shaolong would just get better.
However, Ye Shaolong not only didn't get over it, but continued to smile with a "you're welcome" expression on his face, while the claws were still grabbing at him intentionally or unintentionally.
"Let go!"
Li Danfei finally couldn't bear it anymore. God knows if this shameless pervert will take advantage of her again!
"oh!"
Ye Shaolong stepped back, leaving Li Danfei with his hands and body. Before she could stand upright, she suddenly lost her support and fell sideways.
"ah!"
Ye Shaolong spread his hands and looked at Li Danfei who fell on the ground with an innocent face, as if to say that you asked me to let go, this is the consequence!
"You bastard! I'm going to kill you!"
Li Danfei struggled to get up and rushed towards Ye Shaolong with bared teeth and claws.
"Stop! Pay attention to your image! What are you doing? Do you know that you represent Dingtian Food now?"
Ye Shaolong's eyes were very sharp. When he saw that Li Danfei's long and sharp nails were comparable to her non-protruding but really elastic breasts, he didn't dare to let her act recklessly.
Li Danfei really paused when she heard Ye Shaolong's words, but suddenly she remembered why he told her to stop, and why did she listen to him?
Seeing Li Danfei come back to her senses, Ye Shaolong quickly pointed to her hands and said, "What's wrong with your nails? They are so long and you even wear nail polish! Oh my god! Did the food I just ate pass through your hands?"
"
Li Danfei was frightened by Ye Shaolong and quickly put her hands behind her back, obviously frightened by his words.
"I want to file a complaint against you. Are you..." Ye Shaolong walked a few steps outside and looked up at the signboard before continuing: "Dingtian Food? Okay! I'll call you right away to complain!"
"No! I'm sorry, sir!" Li Danfei finally gave in. If Ye Shaolong made such a fuss, the career prospects she had finally seen would be ruined.
"No? Why? Oh, by the way, I helped you kindly just now, and you still called me a bastard! No! I must file a complaint against you!" Ye Shaolong's specialty has always been to be unreasonable and unforgiving.
"Asshole! That's enough! If you can, go ahead! Complain! Call!"
"..." How come this woman can change her face faster than she can turn the pages of a book!
"Fight! Why don't you fight? Complain! Why don't you go?"
"Uh..., tell me if you have something to say!" After Ye Shaolong finished speaking, he suddenly realized why he was the one who was groveling.
"Well, this is the right attitude! Come on, come in with me!"
Ye Shaolong wiped his forehead. This woman felt very good about herself! But he really had some suggestions that he wanted to talk to the person in charge of here, but he didn't know if it was just this woman.
"sit down!"
Ye Shaolong lowered his head and glanced at the charming curves of Li Danfei's legs, but he had no intention of sitting down. Why?
"Sit down!" Li Danfei yelled again.
Ye Shaolong subconsciously sat down. Only after sitting down did he remember why he listened to her? Did he have a masochistic tendency? Or was this woman too royal?
"What do you want to complain about? Tell me!"
"Really?" Ye Shaolong looked horrified.
"Um."
"Can I not tell you?" Ye Shaolong bargained.
"You can just say what you say, why is it so nonsense?" Li Danfei finally couldn't help it anymore and slapped her hand on the table.
Ye Shaolong seemed to be startled, and stammered in fear: "I think you shouldn't wear high heels at work, or your nails should be trimmed, and you can't apply nail polish, and what do your clothes look like? There should be a notice.
Pay the bill first or something..."
"That's all?" Li Danfei said nonchalantly.
Ye Shaolong immediately became angry, slapped the table, stood up, and shouted like a roar: "What's so much? Do you still think it's too little? I'm telling you, I will order rectification today! If I come to dinner tomorrow and still find these problems,
Just wait until it closes!"
After walking out of the restaurant, Ye Shaolong ran away quickly. It turned out that it was so fun to slap the table!
Sunday is the regular teaching time of the Kung Fu Society. Of course, Ye Shaolong had to attend the first class.
Because there are so many members, not to mention the original classrooms, including the temporarily borrowed classrooms, it is not possible for so many people to attend classes together.
In desperation, Ye Shaolong had to let the boys gather in the stadium and leave the classroom to the girls.
Because there is a large gymnasium in Huiyang University Town, universities in the university town rarely build large stadiums. The stadium in Huiyang City is considered big, which is where Ye Shaolong takes physical education classes.
But even so, the stadium is not completely enclosed. The stands are only built on one side, and the other three sides are empty, so even if it is not a wind outlet, it is still cold and windy at this time.
Ye Shaolong glanced over and could see that some people had begun to back down. This was expected by him because so many members were far beyond his expectations.
"I don't care why you joined the Kung Fu Society. I just want to tell you that it took me a month to knock out Smith with one punch. I think you who are much smarter than me should know what this means and you can't stand it.
You can leave immediately, I will never stop you, and the membership fee will be refunded to you in full!"
What surprised Ye Shaolong was that no one gave in, which gave him a headache and made him happy.
"Some of you are my seniors, most of them are older than me, so I would like to ask you a question first, what is Kung Fu used for?"
"Physical fitness."
"A tool for picking up girls."
"Heroes save beauties."
"..."
Ye Shaolong realized that he really didn't have the qualifications to rely on his elders. These people answered questions unscrupulously, and the answers were varied, some of which made people smile, and some of which made them speechless.
"Okay, everyone has said so much, it's my turn to share with you what I think."
Ye Shaolong asked everyone to be quiet, and then said slowly: "My idea is very simple. First, I will not be bullied by others, and second, I can protect the people I care about."
"Most of you are diaosi. Of course, I never think diaosi is a derogatory term, because I am also a diaosi, just a little better than you."
Everyone smiled knowingly and wanted to hear what Ye Shaolong was going to say next.
"During the college entrance examination, the teacher often said that if there was no college entrance examination, how could you beat the rich and handsome? But after you come to college, especially many of you who have spent so many years that you almost regard Singles Day as the winter solstice, you should be deeply aware of it.
I understand that Gao Fushuai is actually very powerful!"
"Then if you have no car, no house, no money, no godfather, or even look like me and have no height, you will have very few chances to meet your goddess. The most likely one is like this classmate said.
, the hero saves the beauty.”
"But it's not easy for a hero to save a beauty. You have to be lucky! But the most annoying thing is that when this opportunity comes, you are unable to seize it. There are four or five strong men, but what about you? You have no hands.
The otaku who has the power to tie the chicken, one versus four? Call the police? Don’t you see how congested Huiyang City is? The day lily is cold when the police come!
Desperately? What I'm worried about is that even if you die, you can't be saved. And even if you are saved, if you die, the goddess will still belong to someone else. You can do such a stupid thing by sacrificing your life to make someone else's wedding dress.
, I don’t know how to do it anyway! In a word, if you have a life to save a beauty, you must also have a life to win over the beauty! You are smarter than me, you should understand.
Okay, even if you don’t know what kind of shit you were lucky enough to bring the goddess home, you should know that beauty brings disaster. When the time comes, you won’t have money to hire bodyguards or lawyers, and you will have to use your fists to ensure the safety of your girlfriend and wife.
, can you afford it? Do you have fists?"
Ye Shaolong didn't expect them to get excited after listening to his words, nor did he intend to force them to agree with his words, but he wanted them to go back and think clearly, so after letting them run around the playground ten times, he let them go back to their dormitories.
When he returned to the classroom, Liang Hong had already asked the girls to warm up according to his own requirements.
Liang Hong saw Ye Shaolong coming back and knew that the stadium was empty, so he planned to take these beauties out for a run and appreciate the beautiful scenery on his chest.
However, it encountered opposition from some of the girls.
"We are here to learn Kung Fu, not to run. Who wouldn't want you to teach us if we don't know how to run?"
Someone started, and the other girls started to make noises. Liang Hong seemed to be unable to hold on to the situation.