Liang Hong stood on the podium, the horse took half a step forward, and then the horse sat down with its toes and heels forming a two-digit shape, a standard two-digit clamp.
Ye Shaolong was standing outside. Looking from a distance, Liang Hong's horse steps were finally a bit interesting. Remembering that he had taught Liang Hong to practice this horse step for more than a week, he couldn't help but think of Di Ling and that stupid boy.
how's it going.
Compared to Di Ling, Liang Hong's qualifications are much lower, but fortunately this guy has amazing resilience. Whenever he has time, he takes me to see him.
"What are you doing? Are you playing monkey tricks?"
When Ye Shaolong heard this voice again, he frowned slightly. It was this woman who had taken the lead in making trouble just now, and he felt vaguely that something was wrong.
"This is the horse step. What do you know? Didn't you say you want to learn kung fu? Follow me! When you all get the horse step stable, I...I will let the boss teach you kung fu."
"How long does it take to tuck in?" a girl asked curiously while learning to stand up.
"I've been doing it for a week. I'll count it by the hour, not by the day. How long do you think it will take?"
Someone took the lead, and the other girls followed suit and followed suit, but before they were done, many people were a little discouraged when they heard Liang Hong's words.
"Ah? It will take so long! The day lilies will be cold by then. What if I get raped during this period?"
Liang Hong looked at the girl who shouted the loudest when she was protesting the run. His throat was squirming and he felt nauseated. He said angrily: "Take a piece of wool! Don't worry! You're safe!"
He originally wanted you to learn it or not, and even if you studied it for the rest of your life, you might not be able to use it, but he still didn't say it out loud.
But just because he doesn't say it doesn't mean that others can't understand what he means.
The "big guy" girl suddenly stopped complying and said angrily: "What do you mean by this? Are you not swearing!"
The other girls were holding back their laughter. Ye Shaolong, who was standing outside and watching coldly, also moved the corner of his mouth slightly, shook his head and smiled bitterly. This time, Liang Hong was even more stubborn, this kid.
Liang Hong's martial arts qualifications are not very high, but his mind is quick, otherwise he wouldn't be able to sing along with Ye Shaolong many times.
"What do you know? The horse stance is the basis of martial arts training, just like the standard posture for shooting. If you can't even hit the horse stance well, what's the point of practicing martial arts?"
This sentence not only frightened the "big" girl, but the other girls also followed suit as if they didn't understand.
"People who shoot accurately are not necessarily qualified." At this time, someone suddenly said this sentence, which made the girls feel restless again.
Ye Shaolong stared closely at the woman who spoke, with the word "Sichuan" between his eyebrows, it was her again!
"But on average, it is an indisputable fact that people who use standard postures have a higher shooting percentage than people who shoot blindly."
Ye Shaolong said as he walked into the classroom.
Like the standard shooting posture, Wing Chun's horse stance is actually scientific.
Using physics to analyze, when punching with a two-point clamp, the foot has the strongest grip, no one else.
Based on myological analysis, the two-point clamp sheep horse can exert the maximum power of the triple extensor muscles of the legs. The best thing is that it will not cause undue distortion and pressure on the joints.
Some people think that kung fu is mysterious and is just a myth and legend. The reality does not exist at all. In fact, it is just a matter of laymen pretending to understand!
You can know the whole thing at a glance. This is true for the most widely spread Wing Chun. No matter how unreasonable other martial arts are, they will not be illusory.
What even fewer people know is that the military actually uses Wing Chun as a reference in combat techniques. Even the American amphibious assault team, one of the top ten special forces in the world, has extensively studied Wing Chun.
Ye Shaolong stared with burning eyes at this girl who had stood out many times. Her face was not very delicate, and the clothes she wore were not thick, but she showed off her good figure.
When things go wrong, there must be monsters.
Seeing the other party looking at him without fear, Ye Shaolong was already convinced.
"President, you are back! I have been waiting for you for a long time."
"President, you are right, I will definitely practice hard and I won't let you down."
Compared to other nymphomaniac girls, this woman is a bit terrifyingly calm. Even if she is not a nymphomaniac, she is at least normal!
Guan Wei looked at these nymphomaniac girls who were so angry that she wanted to punch them out of the classroom with one, two or three punches. She secretly sighed in her heart, why did she only have so many competitors?
"Strictly speaking, we girls are here to learn the art of preventing wolves. We don't care whether Kung Fu is good or not, but now it seems that Kung Fu is not suitable for us girls!" The woman spoke again, and what she said was very serious.
Provocative.
Her words may not have been echoed by many people due to Ye Shaolong's existence, but it can be seen from the faces of these girls that they were all persuaded by this woman.
"Very good! Your sister! Spies have been dispatched!" Ye Shaolong sneered in his heart.
Ye Shaolong pondered for a while and then said: "What you said seems to be right!"
Liang Hong was slightly startled, what's wrong with the boss? Isn't this a sign of shooting himself in the face?
After Guan Wei was stunned for a moment, a strange smile appeared on her face, and the gangster started to do mischief again.
"Then may I ask this beauty, where should I learn anti-wolf skills? I also want to recharge my batteries and learn!"
"Judo" After the woman finished speaking, she realized that she had almost been fooled. She quickly added without stopping: "Taekwondo, boxing, karate..."
To outsiders, she might have finished speaking in one breath, but Ye Shaolong heard it easily.
"Judo club?"
"Nonsense!" Ye Shaolong suddenly slapped the table and said disdainfully: "You just say it's true? There's no basis for what you say!"
Xiao Yan frowned slightly, thought for a while, and then said: "I have learned some judo, and I was in a judo hall before. Let me perform for everyone!"
"Before? I was afraid that you were in the Cao camp and your heart was in the Han Dynasty! Damn it! It's another piece of shit from the weak country!"
"Performance? How convincing is a performance?" Ye Shaolong looked at the girls below and said, "Yes! Beauties! How about I suffer the consequences of being a gangster? If this beauty can subdue me, a gangster, then even if she is right, okay?
good?"
Immediately there was sparse applause from below, and then bursts of applause.
In the eyes of most girls, Ye Shaolong did suffer a loss when he became a gangster, but Guan Wei didn't think so. This pervert's skills at playing gangster were unrivaled in the world.
"Damn gangster! It's you! You're in trouble! You're a gangster at heart!" Xiao Yan cursed in her heart, but when she saw these girls all looking in agreement, she realized that she had fallen into this gangster's trick.
, but she is now in a difficult position, and she must continue if she wants to complete the task.
"Okay! Come! But I think the gangster doesn't know kung fu?" Xiao Yan wanted to use this to suppress Ye Shaolong.
But to Ye Shaolong, it was as if she hadn't said anything. These girls who didn't even have half a bucket of water could see that it was a ghost if they didn't use their kung fu.
"Hey, where is the beauty going? Do you want me to warm your bed tonight?"
Ye Shaolong's lifelike appearance and his classic lines immediately made the onlookers burst into laughter, thinking that this is what gangsters are like.
Only Guan Wei knew that this guy was not just pretending to be a gangster, but he was actually a gangster.
Xiao Yan saw that Ye Shaolong's steps were frivolous and there was no trace of using Kung Fu, so she sneered in her heart and said, "Let's see if I don't beat you to death, you stinky gangster."
Ye Shaolong opened his hands and pounced forward, just in time to miss Xiao Yan. Xiao Yan didn't even catch him by the corner of his clothes, but the other girls thought Ye Shaolong was playing the role of a drunken gangster!
"This gangster's kung fu has actually improved so much?" Xiao Yan felt a little uneasy at this moment and realized that she had underestimated the enemy.
"Hey! Where's the person!" Ye Shaolong missed the target, turned around, pointed at Xiao Yan and said with a smile: "Oh, he's right here!"
After saying that, the person rushed towards Xiao Yan again.
"Haha, beauty, warm the bed..."
Xiao Yan adjusted her position. Ye Shaolong had taken advantage of the angle just now, blocking everyone's view. She would never be fooled again this time.
"See if I don't throw you to death!"
But Ye Shaolong had no intention of hiding this time. He saw the right moment and slipped. In fact, it was intentional, but in the eyes of the girls, it looked like he was drunk and lost his footing and fell down.
Xiao Yan was about to catch Ye Shaolong, but her figure flashed, and when she grabbed it with both hands, she realized that it was an afterimage. Seeing Ye Shaolong rushing towards her with a shameless smile and bared teeth, she subconsciously ducked back, but suddenly
He was pushed down by Ye Shaolong.
"Yeah! I caught it, I caught it. Huh? Steamed buns? I don't want the steamed buns, take them away, I want wine!"
Xiao Yan couldn't dodge, and secretly hated herself for why she insisted on using judo, and suddenly found that her chest seemed to be pressed by something.
The onlookers were condescending, and of course they could see the whole situation clearly. At this time, Ye Shaolong's hands were exactly on Xiao Yan's breasts. When they heard Ye Shaolong's words that sounded like drunken nonsense and teasing,
Finally, his face couldn't help but turn red.
Some girls who were more relaxed laughed out loud, and some who were worried about the world being in chaos reminded him with good intentions: "Rogue, you are drunk, those are not steamed buns!" Then the whole room burst into laughter again.
Only Guan Wei, who was among the crowd, could see it most clearly. She knew that Ye Shaolong was acting like a hooligan again. Otherwise, why would he be saying that someone would take it away while her own hands were still holding it?
"You stinky pervert! You are so stubborn! You are taking advantage of others again."
"Let me go! You stinking gangster!" Xiao Yan was so ashamed that she wished she could find a hole in the ground and burrow down.
Liang Hong quietly gave Ye Shaolong a thumbs up, "The boss is awesome!"
Xiao Yan's words were like a plate of cold water hitting the drunken gangster's head, making him sober up.
"Hey! Beauty! Hey! It turns out these are not steamed buns but meat! Haha! You scream! No one will come to save you even if your throat is broken by screaming!" After Ye Shaolong finished speaking, he kneaded it unscrupulously, even wanting to
He had to plunge headlong into the ravine created by him.
"Hey! Are you still watching? Don't look at any indecent words! If you look any further, you're not pure! Why don't you turn around!" At this time, Ye Shaolong actually shouted behind him in a pretentious manner.
After hearing Ye Shaolong's words, Xiao Yan remembered that calling him a gangster would only make him more unscrupulous, and she immediately had to raise the white flag.
"Stop! You win, I lose!"
"If you don't give up, I will massage and enlarge your breasts for you!" Ye Shaolong thought bitterly in his heart, but he also felt that the softness was so addictive that he was still not satisfied with letting go so soon!
At this time, his mind-reading skills came to the fore, and a sentence came straight to his forehead.
"You stinking scoundrel, I will definitely kill you if I get the chance! New grudges combined with old grudges will make your life worse than death!"