"Auntie, I want to ask, do you have a mobile phone?"
Ye Shaolong didn't know how to tell the policeman about this. The key was to make him believe it, otherwise he wouldn't be able to search her place, so he had to test the middle-aged woman first.
"You are the aunt! I can be your sister!"
"..."
Ye Shaolong wiped the sweat from his forehead. This aunt is not only tough, but she also pretends to be tender. This is so fun!
Policeman A looked back at Ye Shaolong with doubts in his eyes, as if he was asking him, what are you doing asking someone if they have a mobile phone? She was not the one who lost the mobile phone.
But when the aunt saw the two people making eye contact, she thought she had been exposed, and immediately said hurriedly: "Of course I don't have a mobile phone. Mobile phones have radiation and are bad for the health of children. Don't you understand?"
When the silent man heard what the aunt said, he frowned slightly and turned to look at her.
When the aunt saw the look in the man's hand, she opened her mouth and took a breath.
Don’t have a mobile phone? That’s easy!
Ye Shaolong opened his mouth and said to the policeman: "Uncle policeman, I know where this beautiful sister's mobile phone is."
As soon as he said this, the other five people, including the two cowardly men, all turned their attention to him.
"Really?" Mulan walked over directly and said to Ye Shaolong: "Do you really know where my mobile phone is?"
Ye Shaolong smiled and said, "But I'm afraid you won't believe me if I tell you."
In the past, he didn't even bother to look at such nonsense.
But today is different from the past. Although it is impossible to have anything happen with Mulan anymore, you can still complete the clairvoyance mission by getting on the line with her!
Ye Shaolong pretended to be serious and walked back to his seat to sit down. In fact, he wanted to keep an eye on the mobile phone to prevent the naughty aunt opposite from secretly transferring it to other places.
Otherwise, you will be shooting yourself in the foot.
"Sit down first!" Ye Shaolong asked Mulan to sit down and not block his view.
Of course he could see through it, and it wouldn't be a problem for Mulan to stand there, but the problem was that if he could see through it, he didn't think he would still have the heart to stare at the phone.
"So big? It can't be fake!"
Ye Shaolong stared at the phone, and his eyes inevitably fell on the pair of huge breasts of the ruthless aunt, and he couldn't help but feel a little curious.
Damn it! It’s true! Your sister is full of fillers!
"Say, young man, why are you putting on such a stinky air? If you know what you want to say, just say it quickly! Don't be nagging!"
For Ye Shaolong, this policeman did not have such a good temper. He was typically lustful and specialized in picking up soft persimmons.
"The phone is on that aunt's body." Ye Shaolong said calmly.
The ruthless aunt was stunned for a moment, but she didn’t expect Ye Shaolong to notice it, but after she came to her senses, she hurriedly cursed at Ye Shaolong in a covert manner: “Hey! Young man, don’t talk nonsense! Sister, I’m not a good person.
Bullying!"
"That's right, young man, don't slander me! You don't look like this kind of person at first glance. A great mother wouldn't do such a thing!" Policeman A also followed suit.
Damn! Your eyes are always looking at her big breasts, so of course you have to speak for her.
"Believe it or not, it's up to you!" Ye Shaolong said lightly and then turned to look out the window. This mess is hard to deal with!
Seeing Ye Shaolong's vow, Mulan couldn't help but look at the ruthless aunt suspiciously.
The ruthless god's aunt suddenly felt guilty and said loudly: "What are you looking at? If you don't believe me, just search my god and see if you can find it?"
When the man next to her heard what she said, he immediately turned to look at her, then shook his head slightly and roared in his heart, God! How could I be with such a stupid woman?
Ye Shaolong also turned around slightly surprised. He didn't expect that this naughty aunt would take the initiative to come to his door.
"I'm sorry, that phone is really important to me..." When Mulan heard what the ruthless aunt said, she was really ready to search her body. Obviously, that phone was really important to her.
However, the ruthless aunt is no longer willing.
"Why do you search me?"
"I..." Mulan was a little confused. Didn't you just say that you could search at will?
"If you want to search, it will also be done by comrades from this police station. If you find out, I will still suspect that you framed me!"
Hearing the words of the ruthless aunt, the man next to her had his balls broken. God, are you playing with me on purpose?
Ye Shaolong also laughed in his heart. He didn't know how to grasp the opportunity to evade you.
When Policeman A saw Mulan's hopeful look in his eyes, he immediately began to search for the naughty aunt.
After a while, policeman A completed the search.
"Sorry, I'm offended."
After he apologized to the ruthless aunt, he raised his head and said to Mulan: "No."
"There's still one place you haven't searched yet!"
At this time, Ye Shaolong, who had been silent just now, spoke again.
Policeman A suddenly became angry, thinking to himself, are you questioning my body search—how professional it is!
"That's enough, yellow-haired boy, stop talking nonsense. If you keep talking nonsense, be careful and I will drag you to the other side of the carriage for ideological education!"
"Yes! He's right! There's still one place you haven't searched yet!"
However, the ruthless aunt was not only not angry, but also echoed Ye Shaolong's words.
The man beside her didn't even have eggs to break. He just shouted loudly in his mind, Buddha! What evil did I commit in my previous life?
Ye Shaolong was completely dumbfounded. Is this woman showing off?
Or is it that the phone has been changed by her?
He immediately looked through again and found that the phone was still sandwiched between the pair of giant silicone pieces.
But as a result, the doubts in his heart deepened. Is this woman stupid?
When the time comes and everyone gets the stolen goods, no matter how tough she is, she will still be unable to defend herself!
"Where... where haven't you searched?" Policeman A saw the naughty lady straightening out her big breasts, and immediately realized that there were still places that hadn't been searched, and couldn't help but swallowed.
If you were searching for this, it would be so cool!
However, Auntie quickly shattered his illusions.
I just heard her say: "It's forbidden to search here, but I can let you take a closer look to see if it's there?"
After she finished speaking, she blinked at the man next to her, as if she was generating electricity.
Ye Shaolong frowned slightly, is there any difference between searching and looking? Anyway, the mobile phones are there!
When Mulan saw that the ruthless aunt had made such a huge sacrifice, she immediately began to give up.
However, Policeman A said very faithfully: "Okay! Since you insist on doing this, I will reluctantly do it!"
Your sister! I never thought there would be someone more shameless than me! Damn you for doing your duty!
Ye Shaolong was very disdainful of this lustful policeman. What's so good about a pair of giant spherical stuffings? Aren't you afraid of being disgusted to death?
So, the first policeman stood in front of the naughty lady and waited condescendingly for her to tear off her clothes.
When Mulan saw the naughty lady starting to unbutton her blouse, she originally wanted to stop her, but she couldn't resist the feeling of luck in her heart, and finally just turned her head and looked out the window.
"How's it going? Brother Policeman, have you seen enough? Have you seen your mobile phone?"
The sexy auntie was very arrogant at this time, and she repeatedly called police officer A.
Although Policeman A had not seen enough, after hearing her words, he was so shameless that he continued to look. He thought to himself, it’s big, it’s really big! It’s much bigger than that girl’s plain in my house!
"Haha! No!" Policeman A said to Mulan in a rather covert manner.
What? No?
Ye Shaolong suddenly opened his mouth in surprise and opened his clairvoyance eyes again to look over.
That’s not right! It’s obviously still there! How could it not be there?
Could it be that this guy is in the same group as that naughty aunt? Or maybe it’s because her big nipples are soft?
The ruthless aunt seemed to see the confusion in Ye Shaolong's eyes, and thought to herself, brat, I'll just let you accept the defeat and let's see who else can speak for you.
Mulan had completely given up after hearing what Policeman A said, but then she heard the woman next to her say: "It doesn't matter what one person says, come on! That tall man, you should also take a look."
Ye Shaolong couldn't figure it out at all, and felt like he didn't have enough brain power. But when he saw the disdainful look in the eyes of the ruthless aunt, he suddenly felt an urge to refuse to admit defeat.
Damn it! Let me see what the hell you are doing?
The tall man mentioned by the ruthless aunt refers to the thin man sitting next to Ye Shaolong. Although he is skinny and skinny, he looks quite tall.
"Hey! That's all I see in this matter! I believe you are innocent!" Policeman A was not happy. If everyone could see it, how could I be happy?
However, the ruthless aunt insisted: "No! Come here, tall! I can't stand being wronged!"
Hearing this, the first policeman glared at Ye Shaolong fiercely, meaning that it's all your fault, you nonsense boy, you made me - how can I be so miserable!
Mulan's eyes began to change when she looked at Ye Shaolong, feeling that Ye Shaolong was probably playing a prank just now.
Ye Shaolong suddenly became angry, feeling as if he had been tricked and toyed with.
The tall man didn't know how to refuse and greet her, and stood in front of the sexy aunt without any pretense.
Ye Shaolong opened his clairvoyance eyes and carefully paid attention to the changes around him. He felt that the strangeness might not be caused by this woman.
Facts have proved that his judgment was correct.
From beginning to end, the only weird thing was that when the tall man was looking at the pair of giant silicone balls, the man next to the naughty aunt kept mumbling something, and after watching, the man shut up and stopped moving.
"How's it going, tall guy, do you look good?"
The ruthless aunt thought to herself, the results of that plastic surgery hospital are really good, these lustful men can't even tell that it's fake!
The tall man returned to his seat with a red face and sat down. He shook his head and said that he didn't see a mobile phone.
"How's it going? Young man, you have nothing to say!" Policeman A did not receive special treatment for himself, but like the tall man, he felt resentful in his heart, and he vented his resentment on Ye Shaolong.
Ye Shaolong suddenly stood up and said: "I stand by what I just said. The phone is indeed on this aunt's body, and it is in the place where you two just checked."