Ye Shaolong was stunned after saying this only one word. Strictly speaking, he should have been fascinated by that woman.
"Asshole! Wake up!"
Tang Qiang's speed was a little slower. When she rushed over, she saw Ye Shaolong standing there motionless and faintly laughing at the woman.
"Die! Bitch!"
She yelled and rushed over, raising her legs to be kicked away by the woman!
"Beauty, are you lonely tonight?"
Tang Qiang immediately stopped moving and lowered her raised leg gently.
If Ye Shaolong was still awake and saw this scene, he would definitely shout, Damn! You’re cheating!
Indeed, this charm is very strange. It can be used not only on men, but also on women. It is like reciting a spell, just saying a word will make people lose their souls.
"Huh? This little chick seems to be rich in gold!"
After the woman glanced at Ye Shaolong, she couldn't help but secretly marveled.
"Okay! Let me suck all the money out of you!"
The woman muttered a few words to herself, then leaned towards Ye Shaolong, gently placed her hand on Ye Shaolong's chest, then slowly touched Ye Shaolong's face, then held his face, gently stood on tiptoes, and faced
He opened his mouth and wanted to kiss her.
At this time, the broken book on Ye Shaolong's body trembled slightly and gave off a faint light.
"When the world is destroyed and reborn, there will be great disasters. The five elements are out of balance, plagued by miscellaneous diseases, possessed by supernatural powers, and the fortunes and misfortunes are unpredictable. It cannot be saved except by the star-absorbing **!"
Ye Shaolong heard these fragmentary thoughts that were like Buddhist meditation echoing in his mind. As soon as he finished speaking, he suddenly woke up.
I felt my face being held by a pair of hands with sharp nails. When I opened my eyes and saw a woman's face, I yelled in my heart that it was bad, raised my knees and punched.
"Ah!" The woman felt pain in her chest and abdomen at the same time, and she flew out.
Damn! This breast is not too small!
At this time, Tang Qiang woke up, and the man who had been fascinated by the woman also woke up.
"I...where am I?"
"It's okay! Go back to the house to wash up and sleep!" Ye Shaolong drove the man back to the house and rushed towards the woman who fell to the ground.
"handsome……"
"You're so handsome, sister! Come back!" Ye Shaolong slapped the woman on the mouth and slapped her several times before stopping, but he roared in his heart, I am already handsome, do you need to remind me?
Tang Qiang ran over and saw Ye Shaolong punching other people's breasts from time to time. She thought to herself, what a bastard who doesn't change his sexual nature!
"Okay! If you hit her again, she won't be able to speak." Tang Qiang planned to interrogate this woman herself!
Ye Shaolong knew what she was thinking, so he turned to her and said: "There is no need to interrogate, she has no accomplices."
But he thought in his heart, this woman's charm skills are really superb, it seems that she needs to adjust the five elements of her body to normal, otherwise she will cause harm to others.
When I reached out to find the broken book, I found that I couldn't find it. One sentence kept appearing in my mind.
Gold can generate water, and mining gold can bring about water.
"Then she..." Tang Qiang asked again at this time.
Ye Shaolong waved his hand to signal her to stop talking.
He pondered for a while, and then began to touch randomly on the woman.
"The five elements are mutually reinforcing and mutually restraining. If there is a deficiency, there will be disease; if there is too much, there will be differences. Metal, wood, water, fire, and earth, neither more nor less!"
Tang Qiang heard Ye Shaolong mutter about it, and the woman in front of him changed her appearance!
"ah!"
She was shocked when she saw that the woman who was so gorgeous just now turned into an old woman in an instant.
"What's up with her?"
Ye Shaolong took a deep breath, stood up and said, "She is an old woman, there is nothing strange about her. Now you can take her away."
He had no intention of explaining anything to Tang Qiang, because he was still half-informed.
Tang Qiang wanted to ask something else, but after taking a look at Ye Shaolong, she knew that he wouldn't say anything, so she squatted down and helped the old woman up.
The tentacles were cold, and then I realized that the old woman was wet all over and the ground was muddy.
"Are we going back now?" Tang Qiang turned to ask Ye Shaolong after helping the drenched and limp old woman up.
Ye Shaolong took the lead to walk to Tang Qiang's car and said, "If you don't go back, you really want to stay and become a miracle doctor!"
Tang Qiang was furious when she saw that this bastard had no intention of helping him, but she was too stubborn to ask him to help.
It was already late at night. Tang Qiang was already very sleepy and had to do the tiring work of driving, so she fell asleep while driving.
"Snapped!"
Ye Shaolong slapped Tang Qiang on the thigh.
"ah!"
Tang Qiang screamed in pain and finally regained consciousness.
After she came to her senses, she turned around and scolded Ye Shaolong: "You are seeking death!"
"That's right! If you sleep for another thirty seconds, we will really die." Ye Shaolong pointed to the curve in front and said to Tang Qiang, who was jumping around and scolding her.
Tang Qiang glanced at it and was immediately frightened, but said stubbornly: "You can't wake me up! Do you have to hit me?"
She secretly thought, this bastard knows how to take advantage of me all day long.
Ye Shaolong seemed to understand and said: "Okay, I won't pat your thigh next time."
Even if you are a bastard, you still have some shame!
But Tang Qiang hadn't finished thinking about it yet! She heard this guy say shamelessly again: "I regret it a little now. I was stupid enough to take pictures of the bottom. I should have taken the top! That would be so cool!"
"Ye Shaolong!" Tang Qiang had a cold look on her face, as if she was on the verge of rage.
Ye Shaolong seemed to have heard nothing and was thinking about something.
He had searched all over his body just now and couldn't find the broken book, but there seemed to be a lot of things in his mind, and those things seemed to be from the broken book.
That broken book is like a travel note, recording, summarizing and analyzing some strange things that the author has seen, such as this charm spell, which the author summarizes as a water attribute power.
However, Ye Shaolong always felt that something was wrong, but he couldn't explain it.
According to it, the five elements of metal, wood, water, fire, and earth in each human body are relatively stable within a certain range. If it exceeds this range, it will be abnormal or unhealthy.
If there is a shortage, you will get a disease; if there is too much, you will get a special power.
Ye Shaolong didn't know whether it was true or not, but what happened in Mengcun proved that even if it was false, it was not completely false.
It also mentions some methods of treating diseases that the author thinks. It can be seen that the author is an old Chinese medicine practitioner, especially proficient in massage and acupuncture.
In the last half, a star-absorbing drug was introduced, which looked more like a martial arts secret book. Ye Shaolong couldn't help but sigh that the author of this crappy book was either a big liar, or he was good at medicine and martial arts.
Tang Qiang didn't doze off again, maybe because she didn't dare, so Ye Shaolong didn't have the chance to make another move.
After she sent the old woman back to the police station and locked her up, she drove straight back home. The police station was only a hundred or two hundred meters away from her home, but it was quite far away from the Smurfs Detective Agency.
"Okay! Walk back by yourself! I won't send you off." After Tang Qiang told Ye Shaolong, she turned off the car and got out of the car.
Ye Shaolong didn't expect that this woman would retaliate against him like this. What if he met a pervert while walking back in the middle of the night? Enjoy yourself? Obviously not! Who knows if the other party is a beauty?
When she opened the door, Tang Qiang found that Ye Shaolong was standing behind her at some point, which startled her.
"what are you doing?"
"Of course we're staying for one night!" After Ye Shaolong finished speaking, he squeezed into the house without waiting for Tang Qiang to agree or disagree.
"Ye Shaolong!" Tang Qiang roared and followed him back into the house.
Ye Shaolong turned around with a harmless smile on his face and said, "Don't worry! I'll sleep on the bed and you can sleep on the sofa!"
"What?" Tang Qiang has never seen such a shameless person. This bastard actually wants to turn against the guest.
"Oh, then I'll sleep on the sofa and you can sleep on the bed." Ye Shaolong suddenly changed his words wisely.
"That's pretty much it." Tang Qiang smiled and closed the door. As the door slammed shut, she suddenly realized why she was so happy.
This is my home, of course I want to sleep on the bed, and why did I agree to let him sleep on the sofa! I shouldn't let him stay here for one more second!
Unfortunately, she reacted too late. Ye Shaolong had already entered the room and was lying on the sofa.
After Tang Qiang quickly changed her shoes, she walked over angrily.
"Ye Shaolong, you..."
Ye Shaolong didn't wait for her to finish what she said, and immediately took over and said: "Oh, you like to sleep on the sofa. I'll sleep on the bed? Very good!"
"Ye Shaolong! Don't go too far!"
"Oh, then I'd better sleep on the sofa!" Ye Shaolong lay down again, turned his head and started snoring.
Shameless! Shameless!
Tang Qiang's teeth itched with hatred and she gave Ye Shaolong a fierce look before turning around and going back to her room.
Since it was too late, Tang Qiang didn't bother to bother anymore, so she just fell on the bed and went to sleep.
Ye Shaolong didn't know how long he slept. When the sun was too bright and he couldn't sleep anymore, he sat up from the sofa.
After moving around in the living room for a while, I suddenly felt a little uncomfortable, so I rushed into the bathroom to take a shower.
Tang Qiang woke up at about the same time and felt the need to urinate, so she walked to the bathroom in a daze.
Ye Shaolong had almost finished washing. When he heard Tang Qiang's footsteps, he quickly called out to remind: "There is someone!"
He is not an exhibitionist! He likes to be looked at by beautiful women!
Tang Qiang thought it was strange when she heard the sound of water coming from inside. After hearing Ye Shaolong's voice, she remembered that she had left this bastard here for the night last night.
Oh, no, this bastard shamelessly wanted to stay!
"Are you okay? Hurry up! I'm going to be late for work!" Tang Qiang shouted loudly outside after all her sleepiness disappeared.
Ye Shaolong wiped his body and replied: "I said Mrs. Tang, you are already late for work, there is no point in urging me!"
"You are my mother! Get out of here, sister!" Tang Qiang pointed at the door and yelled.
"Okay! Sister Tang! It's coming out now!"
Ye Shaolong didn't want to offend this woman, so he walked out wearing a snow-white bathrobe and passed by Tang Qiang.
Just as Tang Qiang was about to approach the bathroom, she suddenly remembered something, turned around and stopped Ye Shaolong and said, "Stop!"
"Where did you get this bathrobe?" She walked up to Ye Shaolong and asked suspiciously.
Ye Shaolong said with a smile: "Inside! I saw that it looked pretty good, so I happily put it on!"
"You bastard!"
This bathrobe is Tang Qiang's favorite. Although it has been washed, letting Ye Shaolong put it on is something that cannot be tolerated or allowed.
"Whoa!"
The bathrobe was snatched from Ye Shaolong's body, and Ye Shaolong instantly turned into a little sheep.
Tang Qiang looked at Ye Shaolong, blinked, and then screamed belatedly.