"Classmate, this old man is very timid about hitting women!"
Ye Shaolong gently put one finger against Zeng Xiaoming's hand, and said in a very pretentious manner.
"Who are you? Who is your classmate?" Zeng Xiaoming was stunned and said arrogantly: "Hey kid, haven't you heard that you will be struck by lightning if you pretend to be cool?"
Ye Shaolong said disdainfully: "Thunder Lord is my grandson. If my grandson dares to attack grandpa, shouldn't I be afraid that God will take him away first?"
"You brat! You dare to act like a hero? I won't call you Zeng Xiaoming unless I beat you into a bitch!" As soon as Zeng Xiaoming finished speaking, he took a big step back and kicked Ye Shaolong.
The corners of Ye Shaolong's mouth curled up slightly, and he slapped his backside hard with his hand. The "slap" sound made people drool.
"Beauty, get out of the way!"
After Xu Xinyuan was stunned for a moment, she took two graceful steps towards the side.
Ye Shaolong took a step back slightly, dodged Zeng Xiaoming's extremely slow kick, and gently hooked his feet with his hand.
Zeng Xiaoming suddenly lost his balance and threw himself forward. The next moment, he was sitting on the ground with his legs crossed.
"Ah!" A pitiful scream sounded out, attracting the attention of everyone around him.
People have either practiced the flat-kick or are very flexible. How can a man like Zeng Xiaoming, who is not a man, know how to do it? It’s strange that it doesn’t hurt to death when Ye Shaolong forces him to do it!
"Master Zeng, are you okay!" Zeng Xiaoming's little follower Zhang San came over quickly and helped Zeng Xiaoming up together with Zeng Xiaoming's henchman Li Si.
"What are you doing standing around stupidly? Why don't I beat them up!" Zeng Xiaoming stood slightly and then scolded the two people around him who were watching the theater.
Zhang San and Li Si looked at each other and rushed towards Ye Shaolong at the same time.
The space outside the milk tea shop is not big. There is a snack shop next door and a supermarket opposite. There are many things displayed outside.
Ye Shaolong didn't want to make the matter a big deal and break other people's things, so he took action without hesitation.
Zhang San's punch was empty, and suddenly he found that his feet were empty, and he fell forward to the ground like a dog chewing shit.
Before Li Si could swing his fist, he felt a pain in his abdomen. He was instantly out of breath and took a few breaths of cold air. He covered his stomach and fell to his knees in great pain.
"This is why I don't like violence. It doesn't matter if I break you blind little bastards, but it's not good if I break other people's things!" Ye Shaolong glanced at the supermarket opposite and hurriedly moved the things outside into the store.
Seeing the scene in the room, he turned to look at Zeng Xiaoming and said word by word: "Classmate, are you still coming?"
"You have the guts! Let's wait and see!" Zeng Xiaoming was not a person who couldn't see the situation clearly. Seeing that the three of him were no match for each other, he said these words to save some face and ran away.
Ye Shaolong glanced at the two people in front of and behind him again, and said slowly: "Don't you two want to get out?"
"Get out! Get out! Let's get out now!" Zhang San, who originally wanted to make a sneak attack, stopped moving after being given a gentle look by Ye Shaolong. He quickly walked over, helped Li Si up, and ran away together.
Ye Shaolong was not worried that these three guys would dare to come back. He turned around and walked up to Xu Xinyuan, and asked with a smile: "Beauty, should I have saved you just now?"
Xu Xinyuan looked at Ye Shaolong intently for several seconds, then she lightly opened her red lips and said slowly: "Forget it, I can buy you a drink."
Seeing that there was no smile on that delicate face, Ye Shaolong knew that Xu Xinyuan was suspecting that he was eating her tofu on purpose, but would I take the initiative to admit that I did it on purpose?
The wonderful elasticity just now was still echoing in the palm of his hand. Ye Shaolong smiled lightly and said: "Beauty, I am not short of people to treat you to milk tea."
Hearing Ye Shaolong's words, Xu Xinyuan frowned slightly, obviously guessing what Ye Shaolong meant by this.
"I'm sorry, I'm afraid I will disappoint you."
Xu Xinyuan said something that was neither salty nor light, but she felt that Ye Shaolong could understand it.
"It seems like it's not popular to commit one's life to someone nowadays!" Ye Shaolong said softly, then suddenly changed the subject and said, "Whether you admit it or not, you still owe me a favor."
After a pause, Ye Shaolong said again: "I just want you to do me a favor, but you will be paid. Strictly speaking, it is more like a part-time job."
Xu Xinyuan frowned tightly, as if she had misunderstood what Ye Shaolong meant.
Ye Shaolong was not in a hurry, and waited for several seconds. When Xu Xinyuan was about to explode, he continued: "We need a beautiful host for the school football game."
Hearing Ye Shaolong's words, Xu Xinyuan opened her mouth slightly, obviously unable to keep up with Ye Shaolong's thinking.
"Whether you want to repay the favor or want to work part-time! Think about it and go to the student union." Ye Shaolong was about to turn around and go back to the milk tea shop when he suddenly asked: "By the way, what's your name, beauty?"
Xu Xinyuan was not stupid. When she heard Ye Shaolong ask her name, she couldn't help but wonder if Ye Shaolong was playing a hard-to-get game.
Ye Shaolong smiled bitterly. He also knew that no one would believe him if he told the truth, so he could only say: "Forget it, just say when you get to the student union that Ye Shaolong asked you to go."
After saying that, he turned around and sat down opposite Liu Yumo, causing Xu Xinyuan to look at his back suspiciously for a long time before turning and leaving.
"Brother Ye, you really know how to pick up girls!" Liu Yumo said in a neither sour nor sweet tone.
After Ye Shaolong ordered himself a cup of milk tea, he smiled bitterly and said to Liu Yumo: "Haha! Aren't girls supposed to speak more politely? I said I don't intend to pursue that beauty, do you believe it?"
Liu Yumo curled his lips and said, "Letter."
After Ye Shaolong got up to get his cup of milk tea and sat down to drink it, she said again: "I don't plan on it for now, I believe it!"
Ye Shaolong resisted spitting out the mouthful of milk tea, but it made him cough repeatedly.
"You girl...how are you talking?" Ye Shaolong suddenly raised his head and asked, "By the way, what's her name?"
Liu Yumo was also swallowed by Ye Shaolong's sudden change. While slapping his small chest, he blamed Ye Shaolong angrily and said: "Brother Ye, you are going too far!"
Ye Shaolong spread his hands and said, "Don't you women like men who speak honestly the most?"
"You're not being honest, you're being mean!" Liu Yumo would have been very unhappy when a boy she had a crush on asked the name of another girl in front of her, but when she heard Ye Shaolong speak like this, she was inexplicably happy.
When a man shows his most natural side in front of you, you can assume that he doesn't care about your feelings at all. Of course, you can also have other understandings.
Although Liu Yumo scolded Ye Shaolong for being cheap, she still said to Ye Shaolong: "Her name is Xu Xinyuan. She is one of the four beauties in our college. She is also the top beauty in the school beauty list "The most likely to be bumped into a telephone pole". I am the same.
A professional one. Oh, by the way, Li Wen is also in our class and one of the four little actresses."
Ye Shaolong touched his head and asked Liu Yumo awkwardly: "What is your major?"
Liu Yumo rolled his eyes at the guy angrily before replying: "The art of broadcast hosting."
Ye Shaolong slapped his forehead and said: "It seems that the blind cat has stumbled into a dead mouse!"
Liu Yumo blinked, thinking that these two sentences seemed not to be related to each other, but he didn't care about what Ye Shaolong was going to do.
Seeing Liu Yumo just drinking milk tea, Ye Shaolong was not curious, so he had to say shamelessly: "I didn't expect that you are really the most beautiful woman in your profession! There are two of the legendary four little actresses, accounting for half of them!"
In fact, he doesn't know what the four minor and four major actresses are, it's just nonsense.
But when Liu Yumo heard Ye Shaolong's words, he was not happy. He raised his head and stared at Ye Shaolong. He made a fist with his little hand and pointed his index finger at himself.
"Oh, I know, one left just now, and now there's only one left!" Ye Shaolong said, pretending not to know.
Liu Yumo stamped his feet, shook his head, and continued to point at himself, signaling to Ye Shaolong that there were others there!
"Oh." Ye Shaolong responded as if he suddenly understood, and suddenly said: "I know, that is a finger, it means one!"
"Brother Ye! You've gone too far!" Liu Yumo finally couldn't help but get angry, got up and walked out of the milk tea shop.
Only then did Ye Shaolong realize that he had gone too far and hurriedly chased Liu Yumo and grabbed him.
"Okay, don't be angry, just listen to what Brother Ye has to say!" The man persuaded Liu Yumo while shamelessly stroking the soft back of his hand.
When Liu Yumo heard Ye Shaolong's words, he stood still, but he tried his best to puff out his cheeks and snorted coldly.
Ye Shaolong suppressed his laughter and said, "That's not one of them! The only one left is our Yumo girl!"
Although Liu Yumo knew that Ye Shaolong was lying, he still smiled happily, turned to look at Ye Shaolong and said, "Tell me! Brother Ye, what can I do for you?"
The guy touched his nose and felt embarrassed, mainly because he didn't expect Liu Yumo to be so smart.
"I want you to lobby Li Wen. I want her to be the host of the campus live broadcast."
"Consider it a part-time job? Is it paid?" Liu Yumo asked, blinking.
"Of course!" Ye Shaolong smiled.
"Okay! Take care of me! But brother Ye, remember to owe me a favor!"
Seeing Liu Yumo jumping up and down, Ye Shaolong suddenly felt like he had been fooled.
When he saw Guan Wei and told her about this, he realized that this girl had already had a close connection with him. He had already talked to Li Wen about this, but Li Wen had not replied to her yet.
That's all.
Only then did Ye Shaolong realize why he felt cheated just now.
He wanted to have a good talk with Guan Wei, but since the opening ceremony of the competition was tomorrow and the student union was very busy at the moment, he had no choice but to leave first.
But before leaving, Guan Wei quietly slipped him a note with only a few words written on it.
Night, single apartment.
Ye Shaolong almost left the student union with a smile. It was only after tonight that he deeply realized that Guan Wei was really the reincarnation of a little goblin!