"It's obvious that you've been here longer than him, and he probably hasn't been in office for that long,"
Mo Mukai's eyes showed a look of surprise, "You can see this,"
Hou Kai chuckled to himself. It seemed that he had guessed it right. He waved his hands and pretended to have seen through it all. "It's not a big deal. I just observed it more carefully."
"You are very discerning, boy. Then tell me, what are you complaining about?" Mo Mukai was a little drunk and actually started chatting with Hou Kai.
"I think you have been working here for many years, but you complain that he was promoted faster than you just because of his talent,"
After listening to Hou Kai's words, Mo Mukai didn't say anything. He just took a sip of wine and took a deep breath and said, "Yes, you are right. I have been working here for ten years. Ten years. In this ten years." Over the years, I climbed up step by step and finally reached the position of vice-captain. Recently, the captain needed to be replaced. I was the most qualified candidate, but that guy was elected immediately with his extraordinary talent and skills. I really don’t know what the higher-ups were thinking about letting a guy who had just joined the Guards for less than three months be elected as captain. Although I have to admit that he has extraordinary talent, the Guards’ He doesn't know how to operate the detailed system at all and leaves almost everything to me."
Hou Kai laughed secretly in his heart as he heard this man who was only in his early thirties complaining like an uncle. "Do you feel unwilling to do so?" Hou Kai asked.
"What's the use of not being willing? People have the help of mythical beasts, but I only have a fairy-level pet. What can I fight for?" Hou Kai was surprised by the information in his words, mythical beasts, fairy beasts, hey, hey, these two guys How many levels are there? Hou Kai threw a probe over, and the information he got from Mo Mukai was full of question marks. Apparently his level was beyond the scope of what he could probe.
Hou Kai was lying on the ground, surprised by the news he got from him, while Mo Mukai was immersed in wine, and the two fell silent.
I was still thinking that the first thing after going out was to find bad luck with that bastard Nie Lanhui and take back the head jade pendant. Now it seems that it will take a long time to realize this idea. I don’t know that at that time, the head jade pendant will be taken away. Is he still alive?
I don't know when the drizzle in the sky stopped. Hou Kai sat up and suddenly felt dizzy again. He reluctantly cheered up and said to Mo Mukai, "Don't think so much. There are some things that we can't change." Yes, maybe this is fate, otherwise why would other people's talents sound different from ours?"
"Oh, from what you said, it seems like you have a similar story,"
"That's right," Hou Kai looked like he had gone through many changes. Hou Kai took out something from his backpack and handed it to him. "At times like this, you need this." Mo Mukai glanced at the thing Hou Kai handed over. It is a color magazine with several beauties posing seductively on the cover.
Mo Mukai curiously opened the contents inside. His eyes suddenly lit up and he stared at it. He held the book carefully with both hands. He didn't even bother to drink. He was astonished at what was inside. The content, "This... this..." exclamations kept coming from his mouth.
Hou Kai patted him on the shoulder, with a hoarse smile filled with obscenity and lust, "How about it, this is a good thing, right?"
"You, you, you, how can you have such a highly restored erotic picture?"
"Erotic Palace Pictures..." Hou Kai was startled, and then he figured it out. Wasn't the original stage name of the pornographic magazine called Erotic Palace Pictures? "Yes, how about it? The things in it are very good, look at that pair of fair and tender girls.
Aren’t the breasts and that ass on stilts very attractive?”
"Oh,,oh,,,oh,,,," Mo Mukai made an extremely excited animal cry every time he read a page. Hou Kai took out several other pornographic books with different flavors from his backpack.
These happened to be the things that I planned to deal with yesterday. Now they are all put to use. They were all given to Mo Mukai, "Brother, don't be so anxious, there are still here,"
"It's really a good thing. Although you are a prisoner, it's such an honor to meet you today." The drunk man became more lustful. The two of them sat in the spacious dungeon and read a book of modern porn.
magazine, and from time to time he gave out an extremely shrunken smile.
Hou Kai learned from the conversation between the two that Momukai was in his thirties, but starting from the age of twenty, he had spent all his youth in the officialdom for more than ten years without marrying a wife and having children.
A virgin, a virgin meeting a virgin, the two of them burst into tears. There were so many things they wanted to say, "By the way, I heard that people who focus on masturbating for thirty years can change their profession and become a powerful magician.
Do you feel anything special now?" Mo Mukai is a master-level figure. For Hou Kai, he is someone he can only look up to.
"It doesn't feel too deep, it's just that I have more insights than ordinary people. But with this insight, the things you pull out are different from others," Mo Mukai said in a very high and unpredictable voice, "Wait a minute
When you reach my age, you will also experience this realization. Let's not talk about it for now. Let's continue reading, "I'll forget it, I don't want to become an old virgin," Hou Kai complained in his heart.
The two of them were reading the same book. Mo Mukai couldn't help but excitedly discuss with Hou Kai every time he saw those extremely difficult positions, "Oh my god, it's really eye-opening. I didn't expect that you can actually tie people up."
Get up, hang in the air and have sex, this is really incredible, compared to the things I collected under the bed board, the things I collected are nothing at all," they are reading a book about SM.
When the two of them read the third book unknowingly, Mo Mukai suddenly patted Hou Kai on the shoulder, "Brother, I'm going to the bathroom to take care of my physiological needs." Well, it seems that Mo Mukai wants to go to the bathroom.
When a shot came, Hou Kai quickly said to him, "Wait a minute, I'll go and solve it too."
"You," Mo Mukai looked Hou Kai up and down, which made him startled, "With your current body and bones, is it really okay to masturbate your hair? I advise you not to waste the water in your body.
resources,"
Phew, Hou Kai secretly breathed a sigh of relief, "It's okay. Brother, you are very energetic now. Not just one shot, but four or five shots are no problem. The worst is death. The beast said it well, you can die by your hands and become a ghost."
"Hou Kai made a very brave gesture.
Mo Mukai also knew that his skills were sealed now, and he couldn't escape even if he was taken out of the dungeon, so he simply agreed, "Okay, tonight we are so in sync with each other, so let's go to the toilet and masturbate, and let's masturbate to each other.
After a hundred rounds of masturbation, the sky will be dark, the sun and the moon will be dark," Hou Kai smiled bitterly, San Lily, who the hell can bear it, I'm afraid that after masturbating, he will have to say goodbye to his second brother.
Mo Mukai opened the door of the iron prison and said to Hou Kai, "Let's go. The toilet is on the left side after exiting the dungeon. Do you want me to help you go there?" Seeing Hou Kai's steps being disordered after he stood up, he couldn't help but kindly wanted to help him.
"No, I'll do it myself," he mustered up all his energy and took steps. The scenery in front of him began to blur again. The physical strength that the drizzle could restore was all consumed by reading pornographic books with Mo Mukai. I kept telling myself in my heart that I must succeed and never fail.
Finally, Hou Kai walked out of the iron prison after a lot of effort. While Mo Mukai was leading the way, a tiny drop of silver light dropped on his finger, and he used whatever he wanted to successfully reach the fixed point, "Friend, I will meet you tonight." I feel very happy," Hou Kai stood still and said to Mo Mukai who was walking in front.
"Why did you say this all of a sudden?" Mo Mukai turned around and looked at Hou Kai in confusion.
"I can't go masturbating with you anymore," Hou Kai continued.
"What's wrong? Did you finally realize that your body is so weak? Who just said that it would be okay to masturbate four or five times?" Mo Mukai began to laugh at his showoff just now.
"You are a good person. Now you should quickly think of a reason why you were not there after I escaped, so as not to be blamed by the man named Nie Lanhui on you." Of course, Mo Mukai did not understand that Hou Kai was there. Say something, "What on earth are you talking about? Do you still want to escape with this body?"
"Consider those books my gift to you. Goodbye, the chastity emperor who has been dedicated to masturbating for thirty years." After saying that, Hou Kai's body disappeared, and Mo Mukai's eyes instantly glazed over.
Hou Kai appeared on a roof a hundred meters away from the Imperial Guard Iron Prison. After completing the teleportation, he immediately started teleportation. Things in front of him began to become hazy again, and his consciousness was about to leave the body again. A ball of silver light Wrapping Hou Kai's body, the space twisted and was teleported to the back garden of the second princess's palace.
Originally I wanted to teleport home directly, but I couldn't hold on any longer, so I had to choose the nearest place to teleport. After teleporting to a bush in the back garden, Hou Kai lost consciousness and fell asleep again.
In the iron prison of the Imperial Guard, Mo Mukai was still in a daze. What Hou Kai said before disappearing kept echoing in his mind. Now he finally understood the meaning of his words and quickly put the pornographic magazine thrown in the iron prison into his backpack. After closing the iron door, he ran towards the attic where Nie Lanhui lived.
What he has to do now is to report the situation in time. He has already thought of the reason. He just said that when he happened to check, he found that the prisoner in the iron prison disappeared. Mo Mukai hurriedly knocked on Nie Lanhui's door. At this time, He drank a lot of wine that night and was sleeping soundly. When he heard a violent knock on the door, he suddenly became angry.
"Who the hell is disturbing my sleep? Don't you want to live?" Nie Lanhui opened the door angrily, only to see Mo Mukai with a panicked look on his face. Seeing him like this, Nie Lanhui sobered up a bit. "Looking at your face, what happened?"
Mo Mukai told Nie Lanhui what happened, "What, disappeared," Nie Lanhui shouted, "Are you sure you didn't see anyone?"
Mo Mukai nodded, "The iron prison only has a small amount of space, how could it be possible to make mistakes?"
