Because of the normal reaction of the young bandit, Hou Kai's hurt soul was greatly comforted. He was full of praise for his dance, "Okay. So handsome. Let's do it again 365 Thomas Slalom Thomas Piston Spin..." Hou Kai actually couldn't understand his strange dance postures at all. He just came up with this name casually after watching his movements. He said it purely because he was moved. He is currently doing Use psychological suggestion to get rid of the psychological shadow caused by King Billy. Otherwise, it will be very troublesome in the future. However, these words made the bandit dance more and more energetically.
"How is it? Are you shocked by my gorgeous dance?" The bandit danced very excitedly. Someone finally appreciated his dance. After that, he actually did the so-called three hundred and sixty in Hou Kai's mouth. Fifteen-degree Thomas Pivot, Thomas Piston Pivot. After he finished the rotation, in order to look cool, he looked at Hou Kai with a very sharp and handsome look. He thought he was very handsome and licked the blade of the dagger with his tongue. For a moment.
When Hou Kai saw him licking the dagger, he suddenly thought of something: "Hey, you...doesn't it matter if you do this? Isn't this dagger coated with poison?"
"Ah." When the young bandit heard Hou Kai's reminder, his whole body suddenly froze. Looking at the sweaty and stunned expression on his face, it was obvious that he had forgotten about it because he was too excited. He looked at Hou Kai and asked, "This... this What should I do?" Before Hou Kai could answer his words, he suddenly fell to the ground. The system then prompted that Hou Kai's level had risen by one level, reaching level 19.
"Hey... you can't die. I'll give you dry food. I'll give you dry food, brother..." Hou Kai pushed the bandit. But his body gradually disappeared in place. Apparently it was refreshed by the system. Hou Kai never imagined that this naughty kid would actually kill him. I originally wanted to talk to him more.
Looking at the sky, I remembered that I still had something to do, so I didn't think about anything else. I started on the journey to Cabo Village again.
Night fell. Although he wanted to reach Cabo Village early, Hou Kai was not satisfied. The visibility was not good late at night. The forward speed would be greatly reduced. And there were many unknown dangers. Finally, he found a shelter in the forest that could only accommodate two people. Hou Kai rested in a small cave and cut many tree branches around and placed them at the entrance of the cave to block them. Only then did he dare to use fire tools to raise a small fire in the cave. Hou Kai spread out the map while eating. Observe. After this day of fast travel, we are not far from the waterfall now. We only need to climb a few more mountains to get there.
Putting the map away, he sighed and said, "I just hope that pervert hasn't woken up yet." With a hint of uneasiness, Hou Kai gradually fell asleep.
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"My little warrior, you can't escape from my grasp." A strong voice appeared behind Hou Kai. A thick hand grabbed him. Hou Kai turned around in horror and saw King Billy holding up his chest. The foreign object keeps coming closer to me.
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"Ah..." Hou Kai screamed and stood up suddenly. His forehead was covered with sweat all over his body. He looked around with a frightened look. Only then did he realize that he was still in the small cave, and then he leaned down again. Wiping the sweat from his forehead, "Damn it. I actually had such a nightmare. It's so damn unlucky." Then he looked outside. It was already bright.
Hou Kai couldn't sleep now. He picked up the Sword of Peace beside him and walked out of the cave. When he was bathed in the warm sunshine of the morning, Hou Kai couldn't help but take a deep breath and spit out the turbid air in his body. Feeling this My mood improved a lot. I immediately started on the road without any further delay.
With the map in hand, Hou Kai found a shortcut. It took about an hour to reach the waterfall marked on the map.
Viewed from a distance, the water of the waterfall falls from a high place, forming a beautiful silver curtain. The splashing water hitting the bottom appears under the refraction of the sun, and several small rainbows appear. Although this is not absolutely beautiful. The scenery is beautiful, but it gives off a subtle feeling of wonderland. The water flows along the valley terrain, forming a rapid river flowing outward.
Hou Kai took a closer look around the waterfall. He found a small wooden bridge extending from the waterfall to the cliff on his side. He immediately climbed up towards the wooden bridge.
When Hou Kai arrived at the wooden bridge, he found an old man with a long beard and a crane face sitting in the middle of the bridge. He meditated with his eyes closed, just blocking Hou Kai's way. Hou Kai stepped forward and asked, "This old man, may I ask this?" Does the bridge lead to Cabo Village?"
"That's right traveler. I am the bridge god who guards this bridge. If you want to pass here, you must get my permission. Otherwise, you will not be able to reach Cabo Village." It seems that you still need to complete the task. past.
He immediately asked, "How can you let me go?"
"This is very simple. But it is also very difficult. I asked you to tell me a joke. As long as you make me laugh, you can pass. Let me remind you. You only have three chances. Once you use them, they are gone."
"This..." Hou Kai is really depressed. He just experienced that incident yesterday. Now he is still in the mood to tell jokes. But to get through here, he has to bite the bullet and think about it. After thinking for a while, he remembered a pretty good one. Joke. Duiqiao Shinto: "Once upon a time, there was a family named Li. They gave birth to three sons. The eldest son was called Li Daming. The second son was called Li Erming. What are the names of these three sons?"
The old bridge god didn't even blink. He said calmly, "Li Goudan."
Hou Kai was stunned and stuttered, "Fuck you...how do you know the answer?"
The old god said indifferently, "Humph. Don't underestimate the gods. I have lived for so long. What kind of jokes have I never heard? You still have two chances left."
This time I was in some trouble. I thought I could deal with it easily. I didn’t expect it to be so difficult. Hou Kai couldn’t help but think about it seriously. He had to think of a more appropriate joke to make him laugh. “Are there three chances...three chances? Yes. "It's over." Hou Kai's eyes suddenly lit up and he immediately said to the old mountain god.
"Once upon a time, a human met an immortal in the desert. The immortal said majestically: "Human, I can grant you three wishes." The man clapped his hands: "Wow, the sculpture exploded." A flash of light Flashed by. The human being covered his crotch and rolled around in pain in the desert. The immortal said majestically: "Human, you still have two wishes." The human said in great pain: Put... My dick turned back..." Another flash of light flashed. The host stood in the desert again. He looked at his intact crotch and shouted excitedly: "Oh my god, it's so fucked.""
