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5, the welcome banquet

Speaking of Xi Wenmin, he was once famous in the education circles in South China. He graduated from Beijing Normal University 25 years ago. After graduation, he worked his way from middle school grade leader to dean to principal. He took up the post eight years ago.

The director of the Education Bureau of South China County was once an idealist who hated the long-term abuses in the education sector. As soon as he took office, he confidently implemented the teacher recruitment system and invited six professors from his alma mater, Beijing Normal University.

Serve as an interviewer.

This recruitment system was first tried out in South China No. 2 Middle School. None of the official wives and second-generation officials who usually idled around in South China No. 2 Middle School were recruited.

This was a hornet's nest. The leaders were looking for him every day, but he avoided seeing and making phone calls. He turned off the phone. In the end, big-character posters were posted all over the city, saying that he had taken advantage of recruitment opportunities to collect money from many people.

Ten thousand yuan, and how many female teachers have been hidden.

He was immediately invited to have tea by the Commission for Discipline Inspection, which lasted for more than a month. In the end, his problem was found to be unsubstantiated and he was released. However, the position of director of education was already occupied, and the government issued a document to appoint a formal official for him.

Section-level researcher. His reform of the teacher recruitment system was aborted within three months of implementation.

Xi Wenmin went to the county party committee and government every day to ask for an explanation, but no one bothered to pay attention to him. After that, he became obsessed with drinking. He was usually fine, but whenever he got drunk, he would find trouble with his leaders.

After Li Wei paid tribute to the last two, he walked back to his seat and asked with a smile: "Teacher Xi, I have a problem. Please point it out and I will correct it immediately."

Xi Wenmin shook his head and said: "Just now, eighteen of us toasted you, a total of thirty-six cups, but you only drank two cups. You toasted each of us two cups, and we drank two cups. Isn't this a bit unfair?

?Although you are the leader, you cannot have any privileges."

Li Wei sneered in his heart. It seemed that this old guy was trying to give himself a blow by drinking. He said calmly: "In your opinion, how can it be considered fair?"

Xi Wenmin said: "I want you to drink thirty-six cups at a time, as if there are too many of us to bully you, so, on behalf of everyone sitting here, I will fight you thirty-six punches, one punch per cup, you lose, you drink, I

If you lose to me and don't let anyone take my place, do you dare to come with me?"

Li Wei said boldly: "Okay, that's it! Let's be fair in the wine shop."

Many people below laughed secretly in their hearts: This Xi Wenmin, since he was frustrated in the officialdom eight years ago, has been specializing in drinking. Not only does he drink a lot, but he is also very good at boxing. He is known as the invincible fighter in South China. Why don't you fight with him?

If you drink, aren't you courting death?

Zhang Cheng said with some worry: "This is not good, I have to work in the afternoon."

Xi Wenmin, however, didn't show any respect to anyone, and said with a stiff neck: "I welcome the new director to take office today. Drinking is the most important job. Isn't there a popular joke: I appreciate a cadre who can drink two taels and five taels."

Cadres who can drink half a catty and eight taels need to be trained. Cadres who can drink eight taels and one catty can rest assured. Cadres who can drink liquor and beer should be transferred. Cadres who can drink beer and drinks should be transferred.

No one wants cadres. If you can drink eight ounces for one pound, you will be sorry for the people and the party; if you can drink half a pound for eight ounces, the party and the people will not worry. Hey, Director Li, whether the party and the people can rest assured depends on your performance today.

Already."

Li Wei said confidently: "Don't worry, Minister Zhang, I will definitely make everyone present feel relieved."

Xi Wenmin said loudly: "Okay, waiter, bring me thirty-six wine glasses!"

The waiter brought a tray with thirty-six three-cent glasses on it.

Xi Wenmin said loudly again: "Bring two whole bottles of wine."

Feng Xue looked at Li Wei and raised a wine bottle that had been replaced with pure water. Li Wei shook his head and said no.

The waiter brought two bottles of Wuliangye. Xi Wenmin opened the packages of the two bottles with his own hands, poured out a cup from each bottle, drank it with his mouth full, and said with a smile: "The wine is real!"

Everyone laughed and said, "How can the wine that has just been opened be fake?"

Xi Wenmin glanced at Feng Xue and said proudly: "That's not true. The wine shop is like an officialdom, there are so many tricks."

As he spoke, he held a bottle in each hand in his left and right hands. The bottle was slightly tilted, and the two wine lines were evenly drawn across the thirty-six wine glasses neatly arranged on the tray. Each wine glass was filled in an instant. The amount was exactly the same, and it was measured with a ruler.

Fairly accurate.

Thirty-six glasses of wine were placed between the two of them. They shook hands and started guessing.

The two people's boxing styles were completely different. One of Xi Wenmin's hands kept dancing up and down, and his fingers kept changing like five agile snakes. His posture was graceful, his movements were extremely free and unrestrained, and the trumpets he shouted were also all kinds of strange.

, there are a lot of tricks, there are eight horses, there are three peach gardens, and in the end even ****, mistresses from all over the world are shouting out.

However, Li Wei lazily rested his elbow on the table, stretched his palm flat, and his fingers only produced three numbers: zero, one, and five. He shouted without any suffixes, a total of eleven numbers from zero to ten, just like that.

He was like a rookie who had just learned to guess at the boxing, but his eyes were very bright and he was always staring at Xi Wenmin's eyes, instead of staring at the opponent's hands like ordinary boxers.

The result was beyond everyone's expectation. He had punched twelve times, and every time Xi Wenmin lost immediately as soon as he stretched out his hand. This was called a "button", and usually he would have to drink two cups.

Twelve to zero! And there are twelve "buttons", which is really amazing.

The sweat on Xi Wenmin's face also dropped, and his gestures were no longer so graceful and unrestrained.

Seeing this result, Feng Xue, who had been looking at Li Wei worriedly, was relieved and thought: No wonder Lu Xuemin, an old classmate who has always been arrogant, admires him so much. This guy really has something up his sleeve.

The people who wanted to see Li Wei's joke also looked disappointed and puzzled. How could this happen? Occasionally, he would win three or five "buttons" in a row. This could be explained by luck and luck. But this guy won twelve in a row.

"Button"? This is too weird.

Li Wei smiled and said, "Teacher Xi, are you still here?"

Xi Wenmin drank twelve glasses of wine in one breath, his face became even redder, and his tongue was a little stiff and he said: "Of course you will come, but I don't believe it. I can't beat you with just one punch."

After guessing six more punches, Xi Wenmin still lost six "buttons". Li Wei took back his hand and said calmly: "Forget it, change people, you can't beat me."

Xi Wenmin stood up shamelessly, hugged Li Wei with a fist, and said dejectedly: "Oh, I'm convinced, you are really powerful."

Li Wei glanced at everyone with a slightly majestic look and said: "Whoever comes next, let's drink as much as we want today."

Everyone was silent for a long time, and no one dared to go up. Xi Wenmin, who was known as the invincible fighter in South China, was killed 18 to 0, and he was still 18 "buttons". Whoever goes up is not looking for abuse?

But I couldn't accept it, and I was a little bit unwilling. It was a bit embarrassing to be chosen by someone out of eighteen people.

Finally, someone suggested that instead of guessing the game, we should change it to "tiger carries the burden." Li Wei was very easy to talk to: "Okay, it's just for fun, don't be rigid."

Everyone recommended Chief Jiang, who was the best at "Tiger Carrying", to take the challenge. Chief Jiang couldn't resist, so he had to sit in Xi Wenmin's seat and said with a smile: "Director Li, please give way."

Li Wei said: "The wine shop is like a battlefield. I won't let you, and you won't let me either."

The two of them each took a chopstick, paused on the table and shouted at the same time. Chief Jiang shouted "chicken" and Li Wei shouted "tiger".

In the first game, Chief Jiang naturally lost, and he had a drink. In the second game, Chief Jiang thought: Just now your tiger ate my chicken, you must think that I want to shout the stick to fight the tiger, and 80% of the time I will shout

If a worm comes to eat my stick, I will call you chicken this time and I will eat your worm.

In the end, Li Wei still shouted "Tiger" and ate Chief Jiang's chicken. Chief Jiang lost the second game.

After that, no matter how Jiang Gu changed or stayed the same, he was easily eliminated by Li Wei in the end. He lost six games in a row, but he was still "buttoned".

Chief Jiang drank six glasses of wine, waved his hands and said, "I can't do it anymore. Director Li, you are so awesome. I'm willing to be inferior. I'm willing to be inferior."

After the disastrous defeat in these two rounds of challenges, everyone's eyes on Li Wei changed a lot, and they all sighed in their hearts: He took the position of director at the age of twenty-four, so he is indeed extraordinary.


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