Mu Hanfeng was obviously very happy that Xue Yurou was safe and sound.
On the way back, he kept being attentive to Xue Yurou, asking her if she was injured or frightened, but Liang Xi was simply ignored by him.
Liang Xi didn't say anything about this situation.
A graceful lady, a gentleman likes to be courteous. Xue Yu is as beautiful as a flower. In addition to bees, there are naturally flies that sting her.
Xue Yurou was a little impatient with Mu Hanfeng's chattering, but out of sympathy, she didn't want to say anything. She could only smile and hum from time to time to show that she was listening.
But Mu Hanfeng didn't have the ability to observe people's emotions at all. Xue Yurou clearly didn't want to listen to him anymore. He kept telling some old jokes and thought they were funny. Liang Xi was so cold that she had goosebumps all over her body.
Came out.
The other disciples looked very cooperative and hurried along without saying a word.
Seeing Xue Yurou looking like she was about to go berserk even though she was calm, Liang Xi wanted to laugh: "It turns out that little girls also have such embarrassing moments."
Xue Yurou saw Liang Xi struggling to hold back her laughter from the corner of her eye. Knowing that he understood her current predicament, she couldn't help but feel angry and annoyed: "This person is still reading my jokes. Where has his usual cleverness gone?"
Seeing Xue Yurou keep winking at her, Liang Xi sighed, for the sake of you and me sharing the same sorrow, little girl, I will reluctantly help you.
Mu Hanfeng was trying hard to show off his poor comedy talent, hoping to make Miss Xue smile, when he suddenly felt someone tapping him on his shoulder.
Any man will feel uncomfortable if he is disturbed when picking up girls.
Mu Hanfeng turned his head dissatisfied and saw Liang Xixi, the current new disciple who was in full swing, looking at him with a smile.
Mu Hanfeng didn't pay much attention to Liang Xi.
He only occasionally heard some nymphomaniac female disciples comment privately about who was the most influential figure among the new disciples. The one who was most supported by the female disciples was Chen Shuci, and the other was Liang Xi.
"Junior brother, are you—" Mu Hanfeng had a puzzled look on his face, deliberately pretending not to recognize Liang Xi.
Seeing that Mu Hanfeng deliberately despised Liang Xi, Xue Yurou's face changed slightly. She didn't believe that Mu Hanfeng didn't know Liang Xi.
"Hello, Shit Chest. My name is Liang Xi. I am a new disciple. I just saw that Shit Chest is really good at practicing, so I wanted to worship her." Liang Xi had a harmless smile on her face and pointed at Mu Han.
The fairy sword at the foot of the wind.
Listening to Liang Xi praising himself, Mu Hanfeng's face was bright: "As long as you practice hard, you will be able to master the sword in a few years. By the way, you said your name is Liang Xi. Could it be that you asked Sun Tang at the mountain gate some time ago?"
That Liang Xi who has lost face? I heard that many female disciples in the sect like to talk about you behind your back."
"Female disciples are talking about him?" Xue Yurou snorted and turned her head away.
"What's wrong with this little girl?" Seeing the change in Xue Yurou's face, Monk Liang Xizheng was confused, and without thinking much, he returned his attention to Mu Hanfeng.
"Oh, well, I've never cared much about rumors about me." Liang Xi said shyly, rubbing her hands.
Several disciples around him couldn't help but burst into laughter.
Xue Yurou also tried her best to suppress her laughter, but the shrug of her shoulders betrayed her thoughts at the moment.
"You-" Mu Hanfeng was choked by Liang Xi and didn't know what to say.
"This Liang Xi is indeed as shameless as the rumors. No wonder Chen Shuci asked me to pay more attention to him." Seeing Liang Xi still smiling, Mu Hanfeng thought to himself.
"Wet Chest, I just saw you giving directions and scolding Fang Qiu. I don't know what you were talking about. I saw that Senior Sister Xue had a smile on her face, and she seemed to really enjoy listening to you, Wet Chest."
Xue Yurou suddenly stopped laughing.
Liang Xi put on a tall hat. Mu Hanfeng's face remained calm, but he was secretly happy: "Junior sister, do you like to listen to me?"
Mu Hanfeng couldn't help but turn his face slightly to look at Xue Yurou secretly.
Liang Xi watched every move of his lustful eyes, and official Liang couldn't help but admire in his heart: "What a sullen and wretched man."
"Brother, senior brother, your saliva." Liang Xi's words made Mu Hanfeng come back to his senses from the endless lust.
Quickly wiping the saliva that was almost all over his chin, Mu Hanfeng said sternly: "What saliva? Why did I suddenly feel cold? It turned out that it had just drizzled and it floated onto my face."
"Day!" Liang Xi gave a thumbs up in her heart, almost moved to tears, "Whoever says I am the most shameless person in the world will fight for my life. If Senior Brother Mu admits he is the second most shameless person, no one will dare to do so.
Recognize number one."
Mu Hanfeng was looking at Liang Xi's strange eyes and felt uncomfortable. He was about to turn his head to talk to Xue Yurou again, but Liang Xi grabbed his sleeve again.
"Senior brother, you haven't told me what you were talking about just now. Tell me so that my little brother can listen. My little brother, I will benefit a lot from your teachings."
Liang Xi looked very respectful when she spoke. Mu Han's words were also very helpful to Mu Han, and his bad mood of being interrupted by Liang Xi in picking up girls was temporarily put aside.
"Senior brother was reciting poetry to Junior Sister Xue just now. Do you know how to recite poetry? Well, looking at you, I'm afraid you haven't read for a few years, so you probably don't understand how to recite poetry." Mu Hanfeng's face showed regret.
His expression and tone were extremely disdainful towards Liang Xi. While belittling Liang Xi to promote himself, he turned his face to the side to see if Xue Yurou had noticed her.
"I'm not good at reciting poetry, but I'm good at it." Liang Xi hummed in her heart, but with a flattering look on her face: "Senior brother is really a sharp eye, little brother, I am not very good at reciting poetry. I must be a senior brother on weekdays.
My hands must be so wet from having sex so often."
"This is natural." Hearing Liang Xi's compliment, Mu Hanfeng suddenly felt that his image was extremely tall.
"Senior brother, in addition to being able to masturbate and make your hands wet, you must also often masturbate and make your quilt very wet."
Mu Hanfeng saw that Liang Xi's face was vulgar and strange, but he didn't know what was wrong, so he could only nod again with suspicion.
"The quilt is so wet, I'm afraid you wet the bed, you have a weak kidney." Liang Xi cursed in her heart, "The instant ejaculation men are so arrogant now."
"Since senior brother can dance so sluttishly and can have such a wet hand, we are really lucky for our Tianling Sect. Senior brother, why don't you tell me how wet you were just now so that I can admire you too, so that we can have something to talk about in the future.
Just to brag in front of others, I have seen Senior Brother Mu get wet." Liang Xi looked very expectant.
Seeing Liang Xi constantly complimenting Mu Hanfeng, and Mu Hanfeng was so proud that his nostrils almost turned to the sky, Xue Yurou couldn't help but feel anxious: "You're a dead man, you usually don't want to suffer any losses, but now I ask you to help me
, but you keep saying good things about him, I, I will definitely ignore you when I go back."
Seeing the little girl squirming aside, Liang Xi smiled slightly and said nothing.
Mu Hanfeng originally didn't want to read the poem he had just written to this bastard who was interrupting his pick-up with girls, but Junior Sister Xue was watching, and he couldn't lose face, so he cleared his throat and made a vague expression.
Slowly chanting: "I miss you under the peach blossom tree, I miss you, I miss you, I miss you very much. If I am destined to be here in this life, I will come too, even if it means mountains of swords and seas of fire."