Chapter 51: Uncle, you’re not good at facial expressions
Hall Master Sun turned around and saw a disheveled and arrogant disciple talking to him. Judging from his clothes, he should be a new disciple this year. He actually put a hand on his shoulder and his legs shook.
non-stop.
This little hooligan's appearance made Hall Master Sun's impression of Liang Xi extremely bad.
Shaking off Liang Xi's hand, Sun Dayong raised his eyebrows and looked at Liang Xi: "You are the new disciple of this year? How can someone like you pass the test? The sacred Tianling Mountain will never allow you to do this.
Sow dregs to defile."
When Sun Dayong said these words, he clenched his fists and looked up to the sky, looking like a fighter working hard for world peace.
Liang Xi wiped her nose carelessly: "Old boy, you don't have to call me scum. After all, I was one of the top ten outstanding young people in Yangdu City back then, and I am currently a strong contender for the most popular new disciple. If you say so
The millions of Yangdu folks who support me will feel a lot of pressure, and all the brothers and sisters who support me will also be sad."
While speaking, Liang Xi's eyes were wandering around. When she saw a female disciple passing by not far away, her eyes couldn't help but light up.
Naturally, these little actions could not escape Sun Dayong's vicious eyes. He was originally jealous of evil to a perverted level, and now he had a bad look on Liang Xi. He was determined to drive this scumbag down the mountain and pollute the world with him.
The possibility of Lingshan is strangled in the cradle.
Sun Dayong looked Liang Xi up and down, his eyes full of disdain and contempt: "You alone can be considered an outstanding young man? Rubbish like you should be punished. You and he are both scum, scum!"
"As he spoke, he pointed at the disciple who had just been reprimanded by him.
The disciple glanced at Liang Xi, his eyes showing helplessness.
Liang Xi became unhappy after being scolded by the scum and the scum on his left, and imitated Sun Dayong and looked him up and down.
Liang Xi's skill at pretending to make something out of nothing had reached a very high level. The look in his eyes that saw the essence through phenomena made Sun Dayong feel panicked.
"You, what are you looking at!" Sun Dayong shouted with some stern expression.
Liang Xi's mouth revealed a wicked smile: "Palace Master Sun, I see that your nostrils are turned out, the color of your nose is yellow and dull, your philtrum is shallow and flat, with red spots on it, your fish tail is too long and goes straight into the sun to destroy the palace of husband and wife, and your ears are thin and droopy.
The teeth are soft and inelastic, and the teeth are missing and uneven. I would like to ask, do you always feel powerless recently, and therefore dislike the things around you? "
Liang Xi's words were extremely cryptic, but her meaning could not have been more obvious: Hall Master Sun, you must be middle-aged and widowed, your wife and children are separated, your career is unsatisfactory, your life is too bad, and you are in middle age because of too much pressure.
For example, there is no special effect of masturbating every day, otherwise there would be no need to get so angry.
Sun Dayong's face turned red and white. It was obvious that Liang Xi had touched his heart. He suddenly felt angry but had nowhere to start.
Liang Xi wandered around Yangdu City, and the reputation of being a fortune teller at such a young age was definitely not earned by lying. No one with that skill would dare to take on this porcelain job? No one with the kind of anus would dare to take such laxatives?
When it comes to fortune telling, Liang Xi's erudition is still unparalleled by few.
Relying on the ability to observe people's emotions, Liang Xi guessed everything about Sun Dayong's recent dissatisfaction. Although it was mostly exaggerated, it still made Sun Dayong extremely uncomfortable.
I have indeed been feeling a bit powerless during this period, and I can never fully enjoy doing those loving things with my wife.
However, his wife is now at the age of a wolf and a tiger. She always yells "harder, faster", which completely makes him lose interest.
The more anxious he was, the more he couldn't do it. Of course, his wife didn't look good on him, so Sun Dayong was in an extremely depressed mood these days. Basically, the disciples of the Tianling Sect who fell into his hands didn't get any good results, and the punishment they received was severe.
Much heavier than before.
Now these things were actually seen by a new disciple. I wonder if he is a grudge-bearing person and will publicize his affairs because of his bad attitude just now. Sun Dayong was shocked and confused for a moment. He didn't know what to say.
What's good.
Seeing his extremely embarrassed look, Liang Xi once again had the idea of making fun of him. She reached out and groped in her arms for a while, and took out a brush with a forked tip and a piece of crumpled straw paper - she took the paper with her.
Pens were Liang Xi's habit. Even if she got lost in the forest, Liang Xi didn't lose them.
Licking the dry tip of the pen in her mouth, Liang Xi brushed it on the paper and started writing.
After I finished writing, I looked at the sunset and praised: "It is a miracle that an ordinary piece of paper became so dazzling because I wrote a few words on it."
Seeing the writing that looked like chicken claws crawling over it, Sun Dayong and the disciple both felt aversion to the cold.
Liang Xi slapped the straw paper onto Sun Dayong's hand. Because the ink was not dry, Sun Dayong's hands were completely black when he took the paper off in a hurry. If he looked carefully, he could still make out the words "lilac" and "wolfberry". Look.
It looks like a prescription.
Liang Xi put the brush into her arms and said to him: "This is the Xi Shi Favored Pill passed down by our Liang family. When you go back, take three pills each time and give it to warm wine. I guarantee that you will be strong and strong, and you can control the ten female spears at night."
If it does not fall, the chrysanthemum will remain red despite a hundred battles.”
Listening to him boasting about the Xi Shi Favored Pill, it looked like something that should exist in heaven and could only be seen in the human world several times. Even the reprimanded disciple's eyes were filled with light, and he looked at the piece of papyrus in Sun Dayong's hand greedily.
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Liang Xi looked at him with eyes full of pity: Poor child, I wonder if you were fucked by the fifth girl at such a young age. I don’t know how old you were when your right hand and you had a super friendship relationship.
I will definitely talk to you about the disadvantages of this when I get the chance.
Having his inner thoughts revealed by a new disciple was enough to make a mentally twisted person like Sun Dayong depressed. Now that Liang Xi was teasing him in front of other disciples, Sun Dayong felt that he was on the verge of going crazy.
Feeling that Sun Dayong was like a volcano about to erupt, Liang Xi hurriedly took a step back: "As the saying goes, a gentleman talks but never takes action. What do you want to do? Beat up the new disciples. I will definitely make this episode into a dozen or two."
Chapter Ten: Talk under the overpass for ten days and ten nights, day and night, so that everyone in the world will know your evil deeds, Hall Master Sun."
Liang Xi's words completely angered Sun Dayong. His eyes widened and he already held something like a rolling pin in his palm. There was a dazzling white light on the thing. Sun Dayong held the rolling pin and gritted his teeth.
: "We in Tianling Mountain will never allow such scum to exist..."
Seeing that he really wanted to attack her, Liang Xi knew that once the cultivator gathered his true energy, he could not resist it with his current three-legged cat skills, so he had to attack first, otherwise he would be dead today.
Really out of luck.
He is the master of the Tianlingmen Discipline Academy. Even if he is really injured, he can find any excuse to excuse it. Besides, it is not the style of Liang Daguan to be used as cannon fodder casually.
Before the brilliance on the rolling pin could reach its peak, Liang Xi kicked off her legs and rushed in front of Sun Dayong at an extremely fast speed, raising her elbow to hit his head.
Cultivators usually rely on their true power and magic weapons to duel. Melee combat is not what they are good at at all. Liang Xi is definitely an outlier among them.
Sun Dayong, who was used to fighting with powerful magic weapons that could control the wind and rain, never thought that he would be approached by others. He was stunned when Liang Xi hit his temple with a beautiful elbow.
Sun Dayong felt that his eyes were filled with darkness, and he couldn't help but take a few steps back to the side, dancing and trying to stand firm.
Naturally, Liang Xi would not give him a chance. After a few steps, she jumped up high and stomped hard on Sun Dayong's chest.
Sun Dayong suddenly felt as if his internal organs had been displaced, and his large intestine was almost squeezed out of his anus. His body weighing hundreds of pounds fell to the ground, and he let out a groan in his throat.
The disciple who was reprimanded at the beginning had already seized this opportunity and disappeared, and Sun Dayong's cry of pain also attracted some Tianlingmen disciples who were wandering around.
Seeing this, Liang Xi hurriedly left Sun Dayong, who was still struggling like a tortoise on the ground, and ran towards the side road, specifically taking a fork in the road. After passing a rockery with gurgling water, he suddenly felt a refreshing feeling floating in front of his nose.
delicate fragrance.
Before I had time to recall what the fragrance was, a voice came from my head: "Who is it!"