(It’s a bit strange that I wrote it silently and everyone read it silently and no one commented. Isn’t it too perfect? Haha.)
Su Jin tied himself up in a cocoon, thinking that he would not be bound by the rules of the academy and could live outside on his own. When he was proud, he talked without closing the door. Now that he farted, it seemed that he was going to smell bad.
Although Wang Anshi observed his words and did not believe that Cao Min would be so stupid as to use this method to prevent the incident from happening, he could not guarantee that he would not use this stupid method once he saw that the situation was at a deadlock and there was no other way.
Seeing Su Jin's embarrassed face, he secretly laughed in his heart. This kid's mean talk was trying to get him in; because of his good impression of Su Jin, Wang Anshi decided to help him out.
"Sir, Mr. Cao, there is a way to get the best of both worlds. Would you like to refer to it?"
"Oh? Let's talk about it." Cao Min also felt that tying Su Jin was not an option. How could there be students studying for school? Wouldn't it be ridiculous to spread the truth about tying up Su Jin every day before going to bed and untying him in the morning?
"Since Brother Su's night wandering syndrome can hurt others, we can't just sit back and do nothing. Just then I heard Brother Su say: The Su family's ancestral technique can wake up people who wander at night, and his cousin knows this technique, so why not combine the two of them?
If the nocturnal syndrome attacks, his cousin can wake him up immediately, so there is no risk of harming others." Wang Anshi proudly said that he was extremely clever.
Su Jin and Xia Silin looked shocked. Their open mouths were so big that they could see the small pituitary gland in their throats. They never expected that Wang Anshi would come up with such a bad idea. Xia Silin's face was crimson and Su Jin's face was pale.
He scolded Wang Anshi for being nosy.
Cao Min clapped his hands and praised: "What a great idea. This idea just solves such a problem. One is hungry and the other is unable to eat. It just complements each other, so we did it like this."
"No! Sir." Su Jin and Xia Silin shouted in unison.
"Why not?" Cao Min, Wang Anshi and others were surprised that the parties involved did not agree to such a best-of-both-worlds solution.
"This...that..." Su Jin hesitated for a long time without thinking about the right words.
"Do they really want to tie you up every night?" Cao Min said angrily.
Su Jin remained silent. Compared to being tied up for the night, sleeping in the same bed with Xia Silin was a world of difference.
"Pack up your things and move them here to live with me. Then Wu Hengxin packed up the bedding and moved them to your place. Why are you standing there in a daze?" Cao Min pointed at Xia Silin and said.
"Master Cao, no, I'm...I'm..." Xia Silin muttered and was speechless. He didn't expect that things would develop to this point. Later, he actually arranged himself and Su Jin together. Although Su Jin was not annoying,
After all, she is a man. She lives with him. Sooner or later, she will find out that she is a daughter. How will he deal with it later?
"Don't be nagging. Why are you so cold and cold when your own relatives are unwilling to help? You must know that the words of saints are still in your ears, and strangers and saints can be considered family members. What's more, the two of you are family members.
Aren't cousins as safe as saints?" Cao Min scolded with a sullen face.
Xia Silin's eyes were filled with anxious tears and he didn't know how to refute. Su Jin calmed down and hurried forward to salute: "What Master Cao taught you is that you just don't know the hidden meaning. This method is excellent, but you don't know. My cousin Xia is the same."
The two of us who suffer from nocturnal syndrome can not calm each other down in the same room, but will intensify the situation. At that time, there may be endless troubles. If the two of us fight in our dreams, we may be killed or injured."
Cao Min gasped and said, "He also has this disease?"
Su Jin glanced at Xia Silin. Xia Silin lowered his head in aggrieved manner and whispered softly: "I also have... I also have that... nocturnal wandering syndrome."
Cao Min wondered: "Why do you have it too? Is it possible that there are so many such diseases? I have never encountered them in half my life. Today, I saw two of them."
Su Jin knew that he was suspicious and said hurriedly: "Professor Cao is not sure. Just now I told the adults that this disease is inherited from my ancestors and is passed down to all blood relatives. Although Mr. Xia and I are cousins, we are closely related by blood."
Therefore, Mr. Xia also suffers from this disease."
Cao Min said in confusion: "According to your statement, doesn't it mean that there are at least tens of millions of people suffering from this disease in the world? Why haven't I heard more about this matter?"
Su Jinxin said nonsensically: "Reporting to your lord, this disease is passed down from man to man. After the woman got married, she passed through several generations of external blood pulses and faded out for three generations. After that, she became asymptomatic. Sir, I have not heard much about it. In fact, this matter affects my personal reputation."
There are many taboos in the dirty family, and it is difficult for outsiders to know. If you are lucky enough to come to my humble residence on a different day, you will know what happened to the family at night."
A horrifying picture emerged in the minds of Cao Min, Wang Anshi and everyone else: in a large house under the pale moonlight, people of all ages and genders were wandering around. Some were holding live chickens and ducks to eat, some were dancing with guns and knives, and some were making noises.
The singing and dancing can be described as a night of dancing and dancing by demons.
Everyone shuddered and thought to themselves: Isn't coming to your humble abode the same as going to the Palace of Hell?
Cao Min waved his hand and said, "There's no need to go. Just now, why did you hesitate and refuse to answer?"
Su Jin knew that he still had doubts, so he said: "It's about my cousin's reputation, so I can't reveal my cousin's sex casually. Sir, do you think Mr. Xia is a talented person, but it is known that he has night wandering syndrome, and he will be criticized from behind?"
Isn't it indecent to have a spine? So I hesitated."
Cao Min thought about it and couldn't do anything. There are two nocturnal patients in the academy. Can the academy still calm down? Is it a hell in the world? He has an attack today and you have an attack tomorrow. How to maintain normal order? If the news spreads, I'm afraid that his own will be spread.
His face was disgraced.
"There is no other way. Since this is the case, I can only aggrieve you two." Cao Min thought for a while and raised his head.
Su Jin said in astonishment: "Do you really want to tie us up?"
"How could Mr. Cao bother to do such a ridiculous thing? It turns out that our school prepares food and accommodation for students who come from far away to study. One is to solve your worries and worry; the other is to show the court's sympathy. But since you two are suffering from this disease,
I just want you two to enjoy this kind of treatment, but I can’t do it. So for now, we can only move out of the academy and live on our own.”
Su Jin secretly took a look at Xia Silin and saw that her eyes were shining with joy. Then he stared at her hard and warned her that she was too rested. She said with a sad face: "Can't you be kind and think about it?"
Is there any way?"
"It is unthinkable that the normal routine of hundreds of other students will be affected by the two of you."
"Then my two brothers won't be able to practice self-cultivation at night, nor will they be able to listen to the teacher's training?"
"I can't help but blame you two for your bad luck."
"Then will the college provide financial support for the two of us living abroad?"
"Don't even mention this matter if you don't come here."
"That……"
"It's useless to talk too much. Move out of the academy quickly. Don't be late tomorrow. If you are late, don't blame me for punishing you two."
With tears in his eyes, Su Jin silently said to heaven: "God, how can God tell my two brothers where to stay so late?"
Wang Anshi watched with cold eyes, remembering that he once said that he rented a house in the south city of Yingtian Mansion, but at this moment he was acting like this. He was suspicious. After thinking about it, he suddenly became clear-minded and said, "Well, you, a cunning boy, actually tricked us with a trick. Let's take a look."
Hundreds of people."
At the same time, I admired this man's thoughtfulness and actually acted as his supporting role to help him complete the scam. He laughed angrily and said: "Brother Su, there are many inns in Nancheng and they are open day and night. I think Brother Su should go back quickly."
"I've been having a lot of troubles since. When I came to the academy this time, my left eyelid twitched for a few days and I knew it was bad. I didn't expect that it turned out to be a disaster of staying overnight without a door. It's also painful."
Wang Anshi came forward and whispered in his ear: "If you do it again, believe it or not, I will expose you immediately."
Su Jin was stunned and then smiled and said: "Brother Wang Renyi actually told me which inn has cheaper beds and changed the table to serve wine. Thank you and say goodbye."
So they packed up hastily and even forgot to take their favorite chicken feet and pumpkin sauce. Xia Silin and Xia Silin were kicked out of the academy under the close supervision of Cao Min and more than a dozen petty officials.
Hearing the gate of the academy clanging behind him, Guan Sujin let out a long breath and collapsed on the ground; Xia Silin stood aside for a long time before solemnly saluting and saying softly: "Thank you, Brother Su, for your help."
Su Jin gasped and sat under the roots of the towering old tree, sniffing the breeze on the moonlit night and feeling intoxicated.dd