Chapter 592 Invulnerable to Swords and Guns Xiao Chief Envoy
When Fu Bi saw Su Jin's few words, he got into a fight with the other party. He thought that the Liao envoy would immediately turn his back and walk away, but when he saw that Liu Liufu had an angry look on his face, he had no intention of leaving.
This shows that what Su Jin just said on the road came true. Although the Liao people came to provoke, they were definitely not here to fight. The army's invasion of the border was just a cover, used as a threat to gain the initiative in negotiations. .
Jing Su Jin made such a fuss that it didn't matter, it just hit their weak point. Now they can't leave, can't stay, and are extremely embarrassed.
Fu Bi is not stupid. If he doesn't come forward to smooth things over at this moment, why are he waiting? Do he really want to force the other party to jump over the wall? They are really desperate. For the sake of face, the Liao people will not hesitate to cross the border and plunder to vent their anger. By then, the people will be in trouble. A big sin.
"Calm down, what are you doing? Deputy Ambassador Liu, don't take it seriously. My brother Su Xian has a tough temper. Song and Liao are good neighbors. Why did it get involved in the matter of weapons?" Fu Bi laughed. He stepped forward to persuade.
Then he turned to Su Jin and said: "Deputy Ambassador Su, you are serious. Why are you saying this so politely? You are the host and Deputy Ambassador Liu is the guest. You should take the initiative and go up and hold hands. We are all good friends."
Su Jin smiled and said: "Brother Fu is right, but I am not. I just want to apologize to Deputy Ambassador Liu. Deputy Ambassador Liu, my brother's words are not pleasing to the ears and have made you unhappy. I will give you some time to keep you company." .”
Fu Bi and Su Jin sang together and built a comfortable platform for Liu Liufu to step down. Liu Liufu quickly got off the stage. Although he knew that Su Jin's apology was not sincere, he couldn't care less and held his fists. He said: "Deputy Ambassador Su, you're too polite. There is an old saying that no one knows each other without fighting. We also don't know each other without fighting, haha, haha."
"Both of you, please come inside. Mr. Xiao has been waiting in the hall for a long time. We have been talking for a long time outside. Mr. Xiao is getting very anxious."
Liu Liufu's tone of voice was much softer and his etiquette was much more polite. His first attempt at intimidation failed. He suddenly felt unsure about how to deal with the two people in front of him. He had come to the Song Dynasty on errands with full confidence that he would be able to blackmail him. With a large number of favorable conditions, whether the errand could be accomplished was now a question mark, which dealt a huge blow to his confidence.
At present, he urgently needs to discuss with Xiao Temo to find out the Song people's foundation and whether they are really not afraid of the invasion of the army. If he does not understand this, the subsequent negotiations will become passive.
"Then let's go pay a visit to Ambassador Xiao, please!"
"please!"
Liu Liufu led Su Jin and others up the steps and walked inside. Chaoyang Mahan and others followed Su Jin and went inside. The Liao soldiers guarding the door on both sides stretched out their weapons and shouted: "Demacia! "
Ma Han was stunned. Although he didn't understand what the Liao soldiers were talking about, they were not good words anyway, so he glared and said in reply: "You're a damn Demacia, your grandma's Demacia."
Liu Liufu quickly turned back and said, "This good man wants you to stop and stay outside."
Ma Han shouted: "Why should I stay outside? We are the guards responsible for protecting the two adults. If we stay outside, what if something happens to the two adults?"
Liu Liufu smiled and said: "How could something happen? I have nearly a hundred Daliao warriors guarding here, and nothing will happen."
Ma Han rolled his eyes and said: "Your Liao soldiers are amazing. Look at their birdlike appearance. They are all wearing bloomers, and they look empty inside like clowns. What skills can they have?"
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Liu Liufu's original intention was to suppress yin first, and deliberately said that these were superficial kung fu, but in fact they were hard qigong, and the purpose was to frighten this ignorant little follower.
Unexpectedly, after listening to this, Ma Han pointed at Liu Liufu's nose and laughed out of breath, as if there was a piece of shit stuck on Liu Liufu's face.
Liu Liufu couldn't help but said coldly: "What's so funny about this?"
Ma Han covered his stomach hard and said: "Oh, my mother, you're laughing so hard. How come these Liao warriors you selected only know how to perform tricks on the streets of Song Dynasty? I dare to ask, my chest is broken." Will Dashi and the others know it? Hahaha."
As soon as Ma Han's words came out, all the Song troops burst into laughter. Unexpectedly, this idiot who followed Deputy Su inseparably was quite funny. His words were very damaging to others.
Liu Liufu's face turned pale and he pointed at Ma Han's nose and asked, "You are so presumptuous! How can such a small person be so presumptuous?"
Su Jin also covered his mouth and kept laughing. Seeing that Liu Liufu could no longer keep his face, he hurriedly stepped forward and scolded: "You bastard, do you have the right to speak here? You don't care what kind of work their Daliao warriors do. What's more? People can break their chests... and smash big rocks on their chests, or can they roll naked on a nail board to do what you want?"
Fu Bi covered his mouth and snickered. Su Jin had added another skill to his family, which was a nail rolling board that he often performed in martial arts. This guy was not there to break up the fight, but to add fuel to the volcano.
Ma Han shouted: "But they won't let me wait in. This is impossible. They don't trust the protection of our Song Dynasty's postmen, and I don't trust their abilities either."
Just as Su Jin was about to speak, he heard someone coughing in the post, and then a deep and deep voice said: "What a loud tone. I, the Daliao warrior, are so miserable in your mouth. I would like to see it first."
Everyone turned their heads in astonishment and saw the sound of footsteps turning sideways against the wall. A tall figure appeared in front of everyone. This man was tall and tall, estimated to be over 1.85 meters in later generations. He had a dark face, a big beard, and a pair of The tiger's eyes are bright, shooting out two sharp lights.
Height is not the main reason why he gives people a sense of coercion. The main reason is his burly figure, which is not only tall, but also strong. From visual inspection, this man's arms are thicker than Su Jin's thighs.
Liu Liufu hurriedly stepped forward, raised his hands in greeting and said, "Envoy Xiao, why are you here? I am about to bring two special envoys from the Song Dynasty to see you."
Xiao Temo glanced at Liu Liufu, snorted and said: "I know, you witnessed others verbally insulting our Daliao warriors, why didn't you do your best to reprimand them? It's really useless."
Liu Liufu's face turned pale, he didn't dare to refute, he lowered his head and remained silent.
Xiao Temo ignored him and glanced at Su Jin and Fu Bi: "Are you two the special envoys sent by your country to negotiate with me?"
Fu Bi bowed his hands and saluted: "Exactly, I, Fu Bi, am the plenipotentiary negotiating envoy sent by the emperor, and this Lord Su Jinsu is the deputy envoy, so that's polite."
Xiao Temo casually clasped his fists in return, and said in a loud voice: "I know you, I know you. I met him at your country's morning meeting yesterday, but I have never seen this little kid. Is he your deputy? Don’t you think there are no talents in the Song Dynasty? Why did you send a stinky little kid to talk about things? It’s really ridiculous.”
Fu Bi thought to himself: "What's worse, if you dare to humiliate Su Jin in person like this, how can Su Jin stop?"
Sure enough, before Xiao Te finished speaking, Su Jin immediately stepped forward and said with a smile: "Is this the envoy Xiao?"
Xiao Temo snorted and said: "It's exactly me! Little baby, how old are you this year?"
Su Jin pretended to be immature and said with a smile: "Seventeen. Is Mr. Xiao turning seventy this year?"
Xiao Temo said angrily: "Bah! I have just turned 30 this year, so how can I be seventy years old? The little kid is talking nonsense, and I don't look seventy at all."
Su Jin smiled and said: "It turns out that you are only thirty, but when I saw that you have a big beard and eyebrows, I thought you were already extremely old. I was worried just now that you would not be able to bear it at the age of seventy when you traveled across mountains and rivers to pay homage to the Emperor of the Song Dynasty. What if?
The road is bumpy, the old bones are falling apart, and our Song Dynasty still has to bear the responsibility, so it seems that it is unnecessary to worry about this."
Xiao Temo approached Su Jin, like a mountaintop in front of Su Jin. He lowered his head and glared at Su Jin fiercely. Su Jin was not afraid at all. He raised his head and looked at him for a moment. The two of them looked like a bird.
The big black bear was like a blind man facing a little white rabbit. No one would doubt that the black bear could slap the skinny Su Jin to the roof across the street with just one slap.
"Hehehe, the little boy is really courageous. No wonder the Emperor of Song Dynasty asked you to come and negotiate with me." Xiao Temo's deep laughter made people's eardrums ache, making him feel unspeakably uncomfortable.
Su Jin also laughed loudly and said: "It's not because I am brave that the emperor asked me to be the deputy negotiator with full power, but because of other reasons."
Xiao Temo asked with interest: "What's the reason? Do you have any other special abilities?"
Su Jin smiled and said: "I am useless and a person with no ability."
Xiao Temo felt even more interesting and asked: "What is that for?"
Su Jin smiled and said: "Because the emperor said, people of higher class should treat people of higher class, people of lower class should treat lower people, smart people should treat smart people, stupid people should treat stupid people; I am a lower class person.
, but he is stupid and stupid, so he was sent to receive you and negotiate with you."
Everyone burst into laughter, and everyone understood that Su Jin's words were a roundabout way of scolding Xiao Temo for being stupid and inferior, but Xiao Temo could not turn around and instead laughed and said: "Sure enough, you are stupid enough.
He actually admits that he is stupid, hahaha."
Su Jin broke out in a cold sweat and thought: You are numb. It seems that barbarians are barbarians. I finally tried to use Yan Zi's allusion to Chu to ridicule you, but I didn't expect that it was just a charming look for a blind man to see, so all my efforts were in vain.