The sunlight outside the window shines in, and there is a reflection on the floor. 【叶*】【*】
Tazawa opened his eyes. He saw light but no one. He remembered everything that happened last night, but he stubbornly believed that he was drunk after drinking the instant noodles soup, so what happened next was a dream.
Yes, it was a dream. However, when he struggled to get up, he found that he was tied to the bedpost with his limbs spread wide.
This situation profoundly illustrates the fact that what happened last night is true.
So how can something absurd be true?
What about the woman in the cheongsam?
Fatty Tian raised his neck and glanced between his legs. His underwear was still on his body, and he still looked majestic. He suddenly felt a little disappointed. If the beauty in cheongsam last night was so elegant and elegant,
It would be good to do something to him that adults can do while he is unconscious, even if there is no feeling or memory. But she tied herself up so artistically, how could she do nothing?
?How could she resist the temptation of her strong body?
Jingle bell, jingle bell.
The cell phone on the bedside table rang. Fatty wanted to get it but couldn't. At this moment, footsteps were heard, and Qi Diao Wanrong opened the door and walked in carrying her silver metal box.
Qi Diao Wanrong looked at Fatty Tian, observed her carefully before saying softly: "How do you feel?"
"It's very bad! Do you know what you are doing? You break into a house without permission and use violent means to kidnap and imprison a people's policeman. Do you know that this is a crime? Do you know how many years you will be in jail for this?" Tian
Ze has an angry look on his face. To deal with a psychopath, sometimes scaring him may have good results.
"Your laws have no effect on non-existent people like me. Don't use your laws to deter me. If it weren't for the fact that you are Richard's father, I would not appear in front of you.
Woolen cloth."
"..."
She tied people up like this and was so arrogant. What was even more unacceptable to Tazawa was that all this was actually because of his son who was born with a certain key virus. This made him feel that he was a stallion, a destiny.
The returning stallion. This feeling is not good. However, Fatty is inexplicably proud because he owns a shotgun that can save the world. If the world did not have Fatty in him, human beings might not exist...
…
Damn! Have I become a lunatic too? Fatty quickly stopped the messy thoughts in his mind. He glared at Qidiao Wanrong and pretended to be serious: "You don't have time to repent now, you just tied me up, and
I was still tied to the bed, not to the ground... I personally am willing to forgive you. (·~) If you let me go, I will let bygones be bygones."
Qi Diao Wanrong came over and sat on the edge of the bed, with a large syringe in her hand as if by magic.
Fatty Tian suddenly became nervous, "You...what are you going to do?"
"I'll give you an injection. This injection can perfect your genes and modify your physique. You need two injections. I gave you one injection last night, and now I need to take the second injection." Qi Diao Wanrong said and raised the syringe.
Get up, gently push the tail, and push out some air bubbles in the syringe.
Her bright moon-like wrists, slender and even fingers, and serious expression give people the impression that she was born to give people injections. If she doesn't take injections, even if she becomes the President of the United States, it will be a humiliation of her talents.
Fatty Tian was not in the mood to appreciate the beauty of the cheongsam nurse. He became even more nervous when he saw the green injection in the syringe, "What injection are you giving me? Are you going to turn the cucumber or apple pomace in the refrigerator into juice?"
Come and inject me?"
"Your IQ is about the same as that of a reptile. I'm too lazy to explain it to you in depth, and you won't understand even if I explain it. I'm just telling you that this is the most proud scientific research achievement of our revolutionary army. Tianren No. 1, only those
Only those with outstanding contributions and important status can be injected. It is valuable and very precious. Injecting it to people like you is actually a waste."
Tazawa, "..."
She was tied to the bed with a rope for no apparent reason, and received two injections for no apparent reason. Forget it, she could barely accept it, but she actually called him a reptile!
This made Fatty even want to die.
Qi Diao Wanrong suddenly inserted the oversized syringe into Tian Ze's fleshy chest. Her movements were so free and crisp.
Three seconds later, the fat body started shaking again, sweating blackly, and foaming at the mouth.
Jingle bell, jingle bell.
The cell phone on the bedside table rang again.
The graceful willow eyebrows frowned slightly. She picked up the phone and looked at it for a few seconds before pressing the answer button.
"You little brat, I rarely go home to see my mother even if I take a few days off. Why didn't you answer the phone just now? Do you want to die?" A middle-aged woman's voice came from the receiver, full of resentment and anger.
feeling.(·~)
Qidiao Wanrong hesitated for a moment and said, "Are you looking for Tian Ze? He is still sleeping and cannot answer your call."
The middle-aged woman on the other end of the phone was silent for a while, then suddenly laughed, "Oh, you are Tazawa's girlfriend? This little brat didn't even bring her back to show me... Oh, by the way, I'm dead
Fat mother... No, I am Tian Ze's mother, and my name is Yang Kaihui. Girl, you can call me Aunt Hui, or you can call me aunt... By the way, were you together last night? And, girl, what's your name?
What’s your name?”
"Auntie? You misunderstood." She said coldly.
"Haha, how could it be a misunderstanding? You all lived together last night... By the way, girl, how many people are there in your family? What do your parents do? How old are you this year? What do you do?
What about? How did you get to know my fat family? And..."
The graceful and graceful woman's eyebrows frowned even higher. She dialed the phone because she didn't want to hear the noisy voice of the woman on the other end of the phone.
How could that noisy woman think that she had that kind of ambiguous relationship with Fatty Tian?
In the resistance army, there are countless handsome officers and scientific geniuses with astonishing IQs pursuing him, but why can't a man like Tazawa get his turn?
With his appearance of being lawless and disciplined, it doesn't matter if he is sorry for the people or the party, but he still has the bad habit of eating instant noodles and watching pornographic films. This is very inappropriate.
Jingle bell, jingle bell.
The phone on the bedside table rang again.
This time Qidiao Wanrong didn't answer. She didn't care about Fatty who was trapped on the bed, got up and returned to the small living room. Then she opened her silver metal box, and soon, a three-dimensional interface appeared in the void. She
He stretched out his green-white hands and quickly moved and manipulated the interface.
In fact, last night when Fatty was asleep, she was doing the same thing, using Tazawa's wireless network to receive various data from the network. The silver metal box she brought was actually a computer from the future world, but
It is a little different from today's laptops. It has some space for her to decorate small items such as underwear and cosmetics. Her weapon is also placed in the box, which is a very compact women's pistol.
She downloaded a large amount of data last night, but this time she wanted to send the mission briefing back through a special channel.
It was already dusk when Tazawa woke up again.
This time, he was surprised to find that he was a little different from before.
No, it’s very different!
He has the habit of smoking, and every time he wakes up, his throat feels dry and uncomfortable. But this time it was different. He slept for almost a day and a night, but not only did his throat not feel dry and uncomfortable.
Instead of a dry feeling, it was a refreshing feeling with a slight sweetness. Then he found that his chubby belly was higher, standing straight like a flagpole. This is a manifestation of abundant kidney qi.
, and kidneys are the foundation of life. Abundant kidney qi means strong kidney function. If the kidneys are good, the body will naturally be better.
He turned to look at the door. The door was open, and he looked beyond the door to the living room. He was surprised to find that his sight was much better than usual, and he could see some subtle things in the corners of the living room clearly at a glance. Then
It was a one-dollar coin, and a black cockroach crawling in the dark corner. He listened carefully, and was immediately startled. He even heard the sound of someone breathing in the living room!
If a person wants to hear the sound of another person's breathing, unless he is very close to him or a little further away, unless it is an abnormal breathing sound, he will not be able to hear it at all. However, he was lying on the bed.
, at least ten meters away from the living room, and separated by a wall, how could he hear the slight breathing of the people in the living room? You have to know that this level of breathing sound, in normal times, even if he is standing in someone else's house,
It’s hard to hear from the other side!
The person in the living room was Qi Diao Wanrong. Just when Fatty had a surprised look on her face and was thinking wildly, she walked into the bedroom again. Obviously, she also has Fatty's ability, and it's even stronger!
This time Fatty stopped roaring. Looking at Qidiao Wanrong, he didn't feel any anger or unhappy in his heart. In fact, he felt very comfortable and strange. He was not an idiot who couldn't wrap his head around things, he was very
It was clear what kind of changes had taken place in him. From this, it was not difficult for him to deduce whether what Qi Diao Wanrong said was true. Although he did not say it out loud, he had begun to believe it in his heart.
"Are you...are you really a person from fifty years later?" After a short silence, Tazawa couldn't help but ask.
Qidiao Wanrong didn't answer. She walked to the bed and reached out to untie the ropes on Tian Ze's hands and feet.
"If you don't say anything, I'll take it as your acquiescence." Tazawa said.
Qi Diao Wanrong glanced at him and said, "How do you feel?"
The answer was wrong, and Tian Ze felt very depressed, but he still said patiently and honestly: "I feel very comfortable this time. By the way, do you still have the Tianren No. 1 injection? Can you give me a few more injections?"
"Do you think that injection is a vaccination for pigs and cows?"
"..."
"Go take a shower, you stink like hell."
Tazawa Yigulu got up from the bed, "Then tell me, all this is true. If you don't tell me, I won't take a shower and I'll keep stinking you."
Qi Diao Wanrong looked at Tian Ze coldly, as if looking at a primary school student who failed in all aspects of morality, intelligence, physical education, and arts. This child is hopeless.
"Okay, I believe you." Tazawa shrugged, "Then you are my bodyguard now, right? You will be with me 24 hours a day, right?"
"Yes, I will stay with you 24 hours a day and help you find a wife until you give birth to a child."
Tian Ze's narrowed eyes suddenly lit up, and he smiled from ear to ear.
"Also, I am not your bodyguard. I am your guardian. From now on, all your actions must be under my command and under my control."
Fatty Tian's smile suddenly froze on his face.
"Also, your information is quite comprehensive, but your wife's information is very confusing... We still can't find out who your wife is, but I guess she won't be that good, so you
The most important task now is to find a girl to fall in love with. Once I feel that your love partner matches the situation I have learned, you will marry her and have children. At that time, you will be free, and I will complete my life.
mission.”
"..."
This arrogant and arrogant female warrior, Hou Tao Tao and Shuang Long Xi Zhu can no longer deal with her. Fatty feels that the only way to force her to lower her arrogant head is to use an old man to push the cart!
Fatty Tian ran into the bathroom and took a shower.
"By the way, your mother called earlier." A graceful voice came from outside the bathroom.
"what did she say?"
"She is urging you to find her a daughter-in-law and have grandchildren for her to hold." The cold and arrogant female warrior sometimes lies without conscience.
"Haha." Fatty laughed, "Ignore her, she wouldn't be my mother if she didn't do this. She doesn't think much about what she says and just says whatever comes to her mind. If she says something that makes you unhappy, you
Don’t mind it.”
There was silence outside the bathroom.
"By the way, I have deleted those unhealthy movies from your computer and will prohibit you from watching those movies in the future. In that case, you will be addicted to solving problems by yourself, and the quality of your seeds will decline..."
Ta! The sound of a heavy object falling on the floor tiles suddenly came from the bathroom.