Everyone saw an extremely shocking and funny scene. A huge white ferret with a size of dozens of feet, with its butt raised high and a solemn face. After holding back its energy, it did not forget to shake its body twice. The green
After the thick smoke rushed out, the old woman was completely covered in an instant.
ah……
Then, a pig-like voice came out from the thick smoke. The voice was shrill and hoarse, and there was an unspeakable nausea. It seemed to be a desire to vomit, but it also seemed to be a desire for survival.
You can't ask for death, you can't.
At this moment, everyone temporarily stopped what they were doing. Everyone present, including Su Yan, made the same move, looking at Xiaobai's battlefield or the green field with a dazed expression.
The thick smoke, the energy constantly churning in the thick smoke, and the screams that make people want to die.
"numb"
Some people really can't find the words to describe their feelings at this moment, or they can't find how to describe the scene in front of them, so they naturally burst out with swear words.
Abnormal? Absolute? Speechless? Funny? Horrible?... All kinds of adjectives seem to be unable to describe the scene that people have seen, which can make a super strong man of the fifth level of Yuanwu Realm scream like this in front of everyone in the world.
, so sad, so bold, so unscrupulous, almost everyone can imagine that the most real feeling of the old woman in Happy Valley at this moment is that it is more uncomfortable than death. The feeling of wanting to die and want to kill has reached yu
The level of inability to stop.
The sky above the entire Qianluan Mountain was unprecedentedly calm. Of course, apart from the constant screams, what was even more ridiculous was that it all came from a fart. No one could imagine what kind of fart it was.
A super strong man in the Yuanwu Realm, who was made so rude because of a fart, I believe it is absolutely unprecedented and unprecedented.
Wow quack...
An extremely discordant laughter sounded, and Xiaobai had returned to the size of a big mouse at some point, standing vividly in the air, covering his stomach with one paw and covering his mouth with one paw, laughing.
He leaned forward and backward, upside down, and although he covered his mouth, for some reason, his laughter became louder.
ah……
The old woman was in the thick green smoke, constantly jumping up and down, appearing in any direction in the void, but the thick green smoke was like a tarsus. Wherever she went, the thick smoke followed.
"Damn beast, I want to kill you, ugh..."
The old woman was extremely angry. She could not have expected that this seemingly harmless guy would do such a trick. In addition to being loud, this fart was full of smell, and had powerful attack and lethality.
Its power was not at all inferior to Xiaobai's sound wave. The old woman had no place to speak, so she suddenly spoke. When she came up, she inhaled a big breath of the smell. Then, her whole face began to distort, and she felt that Yuanli was unable to do anything.
The whole body is shaking.
For a moment, I couldn't use my special skills to dispel the richness. I just wanted to rush out of it instinctively, but I didn't expect that this fart was so high-quality and extremely spiritual that no matter how hard I tried, I couldn't get out of it.
After jumping out, wherever she went, the thick smoke followed her.
What made the old woman even more angry was that because she had taken a big breath before, her breath was completely disordered, and she was unable to use various tricks for a while. She could only block the attack of the thick smoke.
This resulted in such a speechless scene. The old woman kept screaming and jumping up and down with a green air ball. It was so funny.
Oh oh oh...
There was another burst of hearty laughter, and Zhui Feng let out his magnetic old-boy accent. Although the sound he made was buzzing, it could be seen from the two rows of exposed white teeth that this guy was
A boring guy.
"Damn, this is okay"
Su Yan was far away in the sky and couldn't help grinning. Seeing these two top-notch guys, they were like two living treasures, especially Xiaobai's invincible whirlwind fart of Qiankun Thunderbolt just now. It was not only powerful, but also had extraordinary effects. I believe that even
A master at the peak of the Yuanwu Realm was so depressed that he vomited three liters of blood when he was accidentally attacked, and even had to clean out his stomach and intestines.
"Talent"
Tianzhu had already stabbed Linghu Ao again, but stopped because of the fart sound. At this moment, he looked at Xiaobai and Zhuifeng who were laughing so arrogantly, and faced Zhou Hao again.
Looking at each other, the two of them gave a thumbs up in unison. This is a talent among talents, the best among the best, an invincible existence that cannot be surpassed. Xiaobai's fart is even more shocking, and he is indeed worthy of it.
With that name, he is domineering and unparalleled.
After a while, the old woman who kept jumping up and down and screaming still didn't slow down. She seemed to feel that she was embarrassed to make such a sound. Unfortunately, she couldn't control it. If she didn't scream out, how could she hold it in?
Can't die.
It's just that the old woman also has her own dignity. This dignity not only concerns herself, but also cheers for Happy Valley.
"Beast, sooner or later I will skin you alive and crush you to ashes."
Finally, under the horrified gazes of everyone, the old woman made an angry threat and walked away with the thick green smoke.
Because if she stayed here for a while, it would only make her more embarrassed. The old woman held her breath and worked hard to regulate her disordered energy and blood. As long as it returned to normal, she could immediately take action to disperse the thick smoke. But here,
But it is absolutely impossible to stay for a moment longer.
"No, the super elder of Happy Valley left like this. This is too outrageous."
"It's a strange news, it's a strange news in the world. From now on, there will be another failure in the history of Happy Valley. An elder of the fifth level of Yuanwu Realm was killed by a monster beast and finally left in embarrassment."
"Nainai, just laugh me to death, that big mink is too awesome, I can't stand it anymore."
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Everyone looked at each other. What happened today is destined to spread throughout Dongling, and even the entire eastern part of the East China Sea. That fart that lifted the sky will definitely be praised by countless people, because it is invincible.
"Ah, it's boring to just leave like this."
Xiaobai said with a hint of grievance, which immediately made countless people roll their eyes. At this moment, Xiaobai raised his butt again and shouted at another old woman.
"Old witch, eat my little white Qiankun thunderbolt invincible whirlwind fart"
Seeing Xiao Bai's white fluffy butt facing her, the old woman was immediately frightened out of her mind. She remembered the miserable situation of her classmates before, and if she did it again, she would never come out to see anyone in Happy Valley again.
"How dare you, little beast"
The old woman shouted loudly, stretched out the pestle stick in her hand, and her body turned into lightning and flashed to Xiao Bai's side. She swung out the pestle stick and hit Xiao Bai.
"Old witch, I'm teasing you. If you want to try my Qiankun Thunderbolt, the invincible whirlwind fart, I'm still brewing. Chase the wind and kick her."
As soon as Xiaobai finished speaking, a golden light flashed past him, and the golden donkey hooves as big as the mouth of a bowl rushed towards the old woman.dd