"Beep, beep, beep..." Seeing the profile pictures on QQ flashing one after another, Ye Fengxing had a headache. Are these guys just foodies who eat all day long and wait to die? QQ Danren works from morning to night, five minutes
Once, I didn't reply, but the other side actually got better.
"I'm here, fucker?" Someone who really couldn't bear it could only click on a random reply.
"Damn! Brother Ye, are you not dead?" The other party was obviously a little surprised.
"If you have something to say, you have to fart."
"Brother, what kind of account can you sell if you have nothing to do? Your account is so awesome. Even if you have seen through the world of mortals and are ready to escape into Buddhism, you can't just sell this account to unrelated people. Why don't you give it to me and enjoy it."
"Since I am going to escape into Buddhism, I naturally have to get rid of all my external possessions. How can I avoid this with my game account?"
"Since your heart has already belonged to Buddhism, what does your body mean, let alone your game account? Why don't you just buy a few bottles of gasoline, lighters, etc. tonight and just 'escape into Buddhism'. I promise to be on time tomorrow morning, buddy."
I’ll call the crematorium’s hotline for you and tell the public that you were obsessed with Falun Gong a month ago.”
Ye Fengxing was speechless for a while. This guy was really the equal of the two. He was far from his opponent. It was already 2456 years ago. Does Falun Gong still exist on earth? This guy has never been there since.
Where did you know about Falun Gong?
"Brother, I will help you take good care of your sisters-in-law, and I will also take good care of your wealth. You can rest assured."
Damn it, this guy talks about running on trains, but he can't stop once he starts running.
"That's almost it. I just want to play a new game. Why should I keep my old account? I can't lay eggs."
"Damn! You can't just sell it to irrelevant people. How can the name 'Yiye Fengxing' be tarnished by an unknown person?"
"Tanish your sister! Those with amazing names are just floating clouds! By the way, you guys should quickly sell your 'Blood Temptation'. Once the server of "Yunxiao" is launched, get out of here. I don't have you."
No, by the way, there is Xiaoxiao, get him in too."
"You have to tell me, I have been looking forward to "Yunxiao" for several years, but without your awesomeness, I can't get a closed beta number. When the server is launched, you have to guide me well.
ah."
"There's nothing to guide you." Ye Fengxing lit a cigarette and smiled: "Almost all the game content during the closed beta has been changed in the open beta. Just like you, I am also a newbie."
"Damn! What should we do? The brothers still hope to get your wise and powerful leadership. At least there is no need to think about the wasteland in the early stage of the dungeon, but you just give the brothers such an answer?"
"There's no trick. In order to prevent internal beta players from taking advantage of their advantages and doing whatever they want, of course Blue Star has to come up with some means."
"You're right! We must guard against people like you!"
"Get lost!" Ye Fengxing decisively closed the dialogue window.
Standing up, the unshaven man stretched. Suddenly, he saw a flash of silver light in his eyes. Dozens of figures suddenly appeared in the originally spacious living room, standing or sitting. It looked very strange.
Weird.
In just a blink of an eye, all the figures disappeared without a trace! If other people saw this scene, they would definitely say "hell", or simply rub their eyes, wondering if they didn't sleep well and were dazzled.
It was just a flash of lightning, and dozens of people suddenly appeared out of thin air. Anyone who suddenly encountered such a thing would have to be surprised first.
It's just that... the so-called "dozens more people appeared out of thin air" are actually all illusions... Those dozens of figures are actually one person - Ye Fengxing.
Human eyes are very strange... When the speed of a moving thing reaches a certain level, the naked eye cannot clearly see the position of the thing in motion. Because the speed is too fast, the naked eye can image the position of the thing before it moves.
The image of the location is usually called the "afterimage".
Can produce dozens of afterimages in an instant, how fast is this guy?!
Can people... be so fast?
I don’t remember when, but someone once asked Ye Fengxing this question. At that time, the guy replied like this: "If you think I am still a human being, then yes."
It is now the year 2456, and the situation on the earth is changing with each passing day. It is no longer the same as before. It has to be said that the power of science and technology is infinite! Under the influence of science and technology, the country is becoming more and more prosperous and powerful, and people are living more and more comfortably, such as forests, rivers and so on.
There are fewer and fewer, and the footprints of spacecraft are getting farther and farther...
Under such a good situation, people are paying more attention to one thing: how to "live" better.
Although science and technology are advancing more and more, human beings' physique is getting worse and worse. Just like the cabbage in the greenhouse, or the fat chickens that grew up eating feed, although they are bigger, the taste is still there.
So something is wrong...
Some things are always good and natural!
People understood this truth more than a thousand years ago, but the pace of scientific and technological progress is unstoppable. Everyone is like this. Even if everyone understands this truth in their hearts, so what? Abandon electrified products and learn from others.
Tarzan ran into the forest to become a savage?
Not to mention, there are really a handful of radicals who have taken the lead in doing this kind of thing, but many of them have encountered some troubles...
"Ah!! Snake!!"
"Ah!! What kind of bug is this? Help, I'm poisoned!!"
"Bah! What kind of water is this? Why does it smell like dye?"
"What are you doing? It's illegal for me to live here?"
"That's not true, but this place has been designated as a logging area by the xx city government. If you want to be made into disposable chopsticks or A4 paper, then please do so."
…
Ideals are beautiful, but reality is often cruel.
How to make people live better? This question has stumped many government officials, and has successfully turned their heads into the Mediterranean Sea.
However, one day hundreds of years ago...for unknown reasons, the Chinese government suddenly began to publish a booklet called "Basic Internal Strength and Mental Methods".
Almost no one knows where the original copy of such a thin booklet came from, and the Chinese government is also very secretive about its origins.
None of these are important. What is important is that this thing works!
Have you ever read martial arts novels? Oh, I’m sorry, that thing was very popular hundreds of years ago, but not many people seem to have read it now, but it doesn’t matter, just know that there is such a thing. After practicing this book "Basic Internal Skills"
After "Fa", you may also be like those martial arts masters, flying over walls and walls, invulnerable to weapons, flying flowers and picking leaves, and even hurting people!
The Chinese government did not prohibit the sale of this thing to the outside world, so people from all over the world had the opportunity to buy this thing. Over time, almost every household had a copy of this thin booklet.
Not long after, the U.S. government also solemnly announced that the U.S. had secretly carried out human genetic engineering for xx years and was finally "completed"! Humans transformed by them can acquire some very special abilities, such as being able to stretch freely.
Compressing the body, the whole body is as hard as iron, and the body is as strong as a robot... Some of the more advanced ones can even control the fire, ice, air, thunder, and even **** in nature.
These genetically modified warriors are often called "superpowers."
In terms of military research, the importance of individual soldier combat capabilities has once again been put on the table and has become the subject of intense research by governments of various countries. There is no other reason than that, and everyone knows it.
Ancient warriors and supernatural beings, who is more powerful?
No one can answer this question. People like to discuss this topic after dinner, expressing their opinions and arguing about it.
Some people also asked Ye Fengxing this question. At that time, the guy responded like this: "I don't know yet...at least, we haven't fallen down yet."
*******************Three days later, a certain unshaven man lay down in his old game barn again. He quietly glanced at the wall.
calligraphy banner, suddenly smiled and closed the barn door.
Ye Fengxing inserted the game card, but his eyes suddenly lit up, and the login interface of "Legend of the Clouds" appeared in front of him.
Sad and exciting music continued to sound, epic and magnificent battle scenes alternated, and a low and magnetic voice slowly narrated...
"This is a world of swords and magic. This is a turbulent and chaotic world. The ancient devils came here after a long and arduous exploration. They brutally tore scars one after another on this ancient land.
It has brought endless pain, suffering, death, and disaster to the creatures on the earth... Warriors, please..."
Without further ado, just skip it!
Someone had already watched this animation during the closed beta test, and it was quite exciting the first time, but as of now... I won’t say anything, and I’ll get down to business soon!
There was a burst of light in the water... Ye Fengxing was a little surprised. Why did the login interface change again? Look at the long sky, green grass and a quiet small lake. It is so elegant, but the animation rendered by such a large section just now is so beautiful.
The passion, the tragic epic feeling, all of a sudden disappeared...
What a failure! An absolute failure! Whose idea was this? He should be taken out and beaten!
Ye Fengxing was thinking about how to turn around and scold the game engineers of Blue Star when he suddenly saw ripples on the lake, a silk sleeve flying, and the silhouette of the skirt parting from the water, coming in waves, as straight as the goddess of Luoshui.
, the fairy spirit is lingering.
It's your grandma's! It's obviously an online game with a Western fantasy background, but it has to add so many Eastern elements. These bastards who specialize in messing around, I will have to kill them all!
Ye Fengxing cursed secretly. When the woman came closer, he raised his eyes and couldn't help but let out a sigh - this face, this breast, this small waist, why do they look so familiar... After a short while
, he suddenly showed an extremely weird smile...
Damn it! Isn’t this Yun Xixue’s film about that girl...
