"I'm in Xi'an." The hero raised his hands to show that this was an objective factor and that he himself was very innocent.
"I'm in Shanghai." Xiaoxiao's expression was serious. Ye Fengxing was just about to say a few words of praise, "Look, look, what a brother is", but heard Xiaoxiao continue to say seriously: "But I can't play the magician."
"Hahahaha..." The rest of the people burst into laughter. It seems that this person who usually doesn't like to talk has a boring heart beating in his chest. Brother Xiaoxiao is undoubtedly a role model!
"Fuck..." Ye Fengxing was speechless. Although he was very good at teasing, he had never been able to deal with someone like Xiaoxiao because the two parties were not on the same channel. Even if they were mad at each other, they would only have one "oh" or "um"
, it can really make people angry to death!
"I'll help you." Miss Yun smiled enough and immediately stood up to support Ye Fengxing.
"Look, look, what does it mean to be helpful, kind-hearted, and warm-hearted? Fortunately, you are still a big man, oh, I blush for you!" A certain mage saw that there was someone who could help, so he didn't need to ask for help anymore, and immediately
Change face.
"Okay, okay, okay, you are awesome. If you help me with the number, you can come up with three adjectives. Why don't you use compassion for others, benefit the world, and benefit all the people?" The devil spat on the ground, full of laughter.
The face is disdainful.
Everyone else was secretly amused. They just had to move a small pony and wait for the two of them to show off. Although this person is a generation god, Brother Demon's skill is not just a boast. If a chess player meets an opponent, he will meet a good talent. Who is afraid?
Who?
Ye Fengxing was in a hurry to get out of the way, so he naturally didn't have time to fight the demon for 300 rounds, so he immediately gave up and prepared to return to the city dejectedly.
"Hey, are you leaving now?" The devil pursued the victory and said with a strange smile: "Hey, Sister Shuang, if we don't have Ang to protect him like this, why should we help him register? Come on, let's vote.
Fenghuo Qingcheng is a place that pays attention to sex. Let me express my opinions. Can you help that guy register?~"
"That must not be possible!~" Everyone burst into laughter and said in unison.
"Well, Sister Shuang, you heard it too. The eyes of the masses are sharp, the will of the people cannot be violated, and the ** team is not allowed to speak out. As for your request to help someone register, I represent the organization.
,Rejected!~"
Yun Qianshuang smiled slightly, looked at Ye Fengxing, and shrugged to show that she was helpless.
"Brother! You are my real brother!" Ye Fengxing saw sweat on his forehead, and he cupped his hands and said: "Can we stop making trouble? I really have something to go. If you have any comments or suggestions, please wait until I come back next time.
Will it work?"
"You can go, no one is stopping you from getting offline." The devil leaned back on the horse comfortably, his face full of contentment.
Ye Fengxing was speechless and could only wink at Yun Qianshuang, signaling the leader to quickly help put out the fire.
"Okay, okay.~" Shopkeeper Yun Da saw that Ye Fengxing was really in trouble, so he came out to smooth things over, "I follow the organization's advice and will not give that person a number, okay? But I have a friend who really wants to play with Ye Fengxing.
I’ve been begging you for your number for a long time, what should I do? It’s a great opportunity, hey...~~"
"Oops! Sister Shuang, can you stop protecting him like this? He's getting used to it!" The devil slapped his thigh loudly and cried out.
"It's none of your business! Do we have a good relationship?" Ye Fengxing made a "slit throat" gesture towards the devil, and the meaning was self-explanatory: "Wait for me, little brat. I'll deal with you next time I go online!"
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"We have a good relationship...oh!~~~" the devil exclaimed exaggeratedly and smiled without saying a word.
A group of old men also cooperated very well and made all kinds of exaggerated strange noises. Although there was no explicit words, the lethality was so strong that it was no different from directly making a statement.
"You're talking so much, why don't you get out of here!" Miss Yun's eyebrows were raised, her almond-shaped eyes widened, and she suddenly let out a loud scolding.
"Yes, yes, get out of here, get out of here..." Ye Fengxing repeatedly raised his hands, raised his thumb, and gave a wink to show "Awesome! Thank you!~"
"This dead man! When will he be more serious!" Yun Qianshuang said secretly in her heart and went offline.
Ye Fengxing climbed out of the game cabin, took a quick shower, put on fresh casual clothes, and went out.
Miss Yun is more particular about time. She and Ye Fengxing went offline at the same time. She arrived at the downstairs of Ye Fengxing's home just when Ye Fengxing was about to go out. Seeing her dress and makeup, she was still dressed up, which made people admire her speed.
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"Here, take the card and help me clean up the things in the package. If it should be auctioned, throw it away in a store." Ye Fengxing threw the account card into Yun Qianshuang's bag and dialed Fatty Li.
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"Okay, then I'll leave first." Miss Yun smiled faintly, "By the way, do you want to give you a ride?"
"No need." Ye Fengxing waved his hand and walked towards the garage downstairs.
"This dead man! Wood! Idiot!" Yun Qianshuang angrily threw her bag on the passenger seat, picked up the gear and left.
Fatty Li was very noisy over there, and he didn’t know what was going on. After talking for a long time, Ye Fengxing could only understand one message: "Brother, I’m so busy, I sent a car to pick you up, and Tema was stuck on the elevated highway.
Come on, those traffic policemen don’t know what kind of planes they are doing. They have banned the air traffic and won’t allow them to fly. Can you come over by yourself?”
"No problem." Ye Fengxing hung up the phone, launched his own collector's edition Dodge Tomahawk, and chased the sun.
When driving past a Hilton, there were too many people and the road was congested, so Ye Fengxing had to slow down the car and carefully go around.
It seemed that this was the cause of the traffic jam. The police blocked the scene and the scene was quite grand. Someone passing by vaguely heard that someone had died in the hotel...
As all Chinese people know, the most embarrassing thing is to see someone dead or stolen. As long as there are three or two people around, within three minutes, there will be a huge crowd of people.
Ye Fengxing didn't have time to care about who died. That was the job of the police comrades, and it was inappropriate to compete with them for jobs.
But this guy didn't seem to read the almanac when he went out today. He didn't want to cause trouble, but he caught the slut and pounced on him! As he was slowly walking around, an old lady suddenly emerged from the crowd and stepped in front of the car.
He simply fell down without any warning.
"Oh, someone was hit and killed! Someone was hit and killed!" Several voices immediately emerged from the crowd, successfully attracting everyone's attention.
Ye Fengxing looked surprised. Could this be the legendary porcelain? If it weren't for the large number of people here, he would have really wanted to go up and give the old lady a few injections. How funny is it for a grandma to do this in front of a real doctor?
"Hey, he hit someone and wanted to leave. Did any kind person stop him?" The voice in the crowd was unrelenting. It seemed that he was fighting with Ye Fengxing. Not to mention, his voice was really effective.
Upon hearing this, a young man immediately rushed out of the crowd and blocked Ye Fengxing's big motorcycle.
"It's not bad. This car is awesome. Why, you have money to drive a nice car, but you don't have money to pay for medical expenses?" A young man with acne on his face stared at the Dodge Tomahawk, with a trace of passion flashing in his eyes.
"That is, if you hit someone and didn't even say a word, do you still have any moral conscience? The old lady is still lying on the ground, her life or death is uncertain, why can't she be sent to the hospital?" Another person also gathered around, his face full of indignation.
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"Brothers, stop talking. Look at his clothes and this car. We ordinary people just can't keep up with the thinking of rich people. I won't say much, just block it and wait for the police comrades to solve it, okay?
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Ye Fengxing was dumbfounded by the singing and singing of these people. Did he look so like a heartless second generation? Regardless of whether he had a conscience or not, at least he really didn't have any money. He was a serious poor doctor and could be replaced by a fake.
"What's going on?" A delicate voice with a slightly hoarse voice sounded, and everyone looked back. Oh, what a dazzling beauty! Look at this outfit, she is still a police officer!
"Comrade policeman, he hit someone and just wanted to get away!" several young men said confidently.
"Is that you?" The beautiful policeman glanced at Ye Fengxing and couldn't help but frowned.
"What's going on?" A male police officer suddenly appeared from the periphery of the crowd. He was sweating profusely and looked hurried. He didn't even button his buttons neatly. It was obvious that he had just arrived.
"I'm sorry, Captain Xiao, there seems to be something wrong with my phone, so what..."
"Stop talking about it now." Xiao Yanyan waved his hand and said in a deep voice: "Take a look at the situation here and solve it as soon as possible."
"Yes!" Wang Bingqi stood at attention, secretly wiped his sweat, and looked up, holy shit, this person looks so familiar, he is... he is actually a master brother!?
"What was your speed just now?" Xiao Yanyan glanced at the dashboard of the Dodge Tomahawk and checked it directly.
"I didn't pay attention." Ye Fengxing smiled slightly and said in a very casual tone, "But the speed is about the same as that of a bicycle. It is difficult to kill a dog. There are so many people here, it is difficult for me to drive fast."
"You're talking nonsense!" The young man couldn't help it and yelled: "Can you knock someone unconscious if you don't ride fast? And this is an old lady with a weak body. If you bump into her casually, something might happen!"
"Comrade, please pay attention to your wording and quality!" Wang Bingqi stared at the man for a few times and then asked Ye Fengxing: "Comrade, did your speed exceed the standard? The camera recorded it. Is it true that it did not exceed the standard?
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"No, you can contact the traffic department now and tune in the video to watch. I won't say anything, okay?"
When Wang Bingqi heard this, he immediately breathed a sigh of relief, took out his mobile phone and started making a call.
Xiao Yanyan dispersed the crowd and dialed 120 again. Then she approached Ye Fengxing and lowered her voice and said, "Really or not?"
"Really not." Ye Fengxing smiled faintly and whispered: "I can feel it in my hands. You have also practiced it, so you should understand."
Xiao Yanyan secretly nodded. How could she not know Ye Fengxing's ability? It seems that such experts in ancient martial arts have already reached the pinnacle of grasp of power. Even if a mosquito touches it, they can detect it, let alone hit a big deal.
