After Liu Su finished speaking, Zhuye Hitomi's heart trembled. The scene of meeting her on the street for the first time, being scolded by this woman, pulling out her pants, and feeding her horse dung came to mind again.
He sighed and said, "I didn't think it was anything before, but now I realize that I really don't want the memory of my first encounter with you to be a pile of dark horse dung and..."
"And two white thighs? Hahaha" Zhuye Hitomi was embarrassed to say it, Liusu blurted it out, and then burst into laughter.
When she smiles, the two small pear dimples at the corners of her mouth will show up, and her eyes are shining like stars, moving, the moonlight reflects on her body, and the whole person is surrounded by silver light.
Zhuye Hitomi watched her smile. He had never seen a woman smile like this. Her smile was so heartless and so carefree that people around her could feel the happiness in it and be driven to it.
There is trouble in walking.
"Idiot..." Seeing her smile, Zhuye Hitomi couldn't help but laugh. He suddenly stretched out his hand and tapped the tip of his fringed nose.
Liusu was stunned, and his laughter suddenly stopped--
Hitomi Zhuye was also stunned, looking at his index finger that was on Tassel's nose--
For a long time, the two of them maintained this posture.
"Master Thirteen..." Why didn't he take his finger away? She looked down at his finger like this, her posture was very strange, and she probably had cross-eyes.
"Your nose..." Zhueyetong said, Liusu listened intently, "It's so ugly." After a while, Zhueyetong uttered this two-word comment, and then took his hand back.
"……"gas!!!
"Don't show such an ugly nose in the future to make people look embarrassed..."
"According to your wishes, I am going to cut off my nose and put it in my pocket before I come out again?" This overbearing guy will never have a good word in his mouth. He is really irritating.
She must have owed him money in her previous life, and she traveled across time specifically to harm him in this life.
"I can lend you the sword..."
"Son of a bitch, bastard of a bastard, bastard of a bastard, bastard of a bastard..." Liusu said that he couldn't beat him, so he had to lower his head and kept scolding him in modern Chinese, "Son of a bastard, bastard of a bastard..."
"Who?" Zhuye Hitomi heard her repeating a name similar to a person's name, "Wang...Dan, who is it?"
When Liusu saw his reaction, he immediately understood. Come to think of it, the word bastard didn't exist in the Sun Yao Dynasty yet. Hehe, then... An idea flashed in Liusu's mind, and he came up with a plan--
"Ahem... Bastard is a friend of mine. There are eight brothers and sisters in their family. He is the eighth eldest, so his parents named him Bastard. His full name is Bastard!" The last three characters are Tassel.
It can be recited loudly, vigorously, refreshingly and neatly.
"This name is a bit strange."
"No, why are his parents named after eggs?" Liusu suppressed his smile and said seriously, "Oh my God, I'm dying. Every time I see him being arrogant, domineering, and arrogant, he's going to die."
Zhuye Hitomi had a rare moment of confusion, and she felt that the charm of Chinese characters was too great.
She traveled through ancient times and didn't take advantage of anything. She just took advantage of scolding someone and then discussing it with that person. Alas, it's not very advanced.
"It's not a curse?" Zhuye Hitomi asked with a suspicious tone.
"No, absolutely not!" Liusu nodded desperately.
"Then why do you keep saying his name?" Hitomi Juno continued to ask.
"Because...because Mr. Thirteenth, you and the bastard look alike. He is as handsome as you, with a jade tree standing in the wind and a volley of bows and horses capable of shooting..." Liusu continued.
As I spoke, I prayed silently in my heart, God, it’s not that I bullied the ancients, but because these ancients were too difficult to bully, I had no choice but to do it, please don’t drag me to hell.
"Let's not talk about Xiao Wang, let's talk about you, Thirteenth Master, didn't you say you invited me here to tell me that you have someone you like? Who is she?" Liusu was afraid of continuing to struggle with the bastard.
She was worried that she must laugh like crazy, so she quickly changed the topic.
Upon hearing this, Zhu Yetong opened his mouth and moved his lips, but did not say anything.
"Huh?" Liusu thought he said it, but she didn't hear it. She leaned forward a little, trying to hear it more clearly.
Liusu didn't notice that with her posture, her head almost reached under Zhuye Hitomi's lips, and the fresh and elegant fragrance of her body faintly penetrated his nose.
Zhu Yetong's heart moved, and he immediately held her face involuntarily.
"Well...Master Thirteen..."
"Don't move!" He ordered tyrannically, holding her head down and not allowing her to move.