Chapter 16: The Eight-Armed Buddha, a Thief-Resistant Master
The delicious cantaloupe is sweet, crisp and delicious. The vine that produces this sweet fruit tastes bitter. Without bitterness, there is no sweetness. It can be seen that the taste of sweetness starts from bitterness. The life of the prodigal begins with suffering, but it does not necessarily mean that he will not be able to survive.
It will bear sweet fruits. Although Li Huqiu grew up in the underworld, he had kind thoughts in his mind and little swallows and his own life experience in his heart. Therefore, he was different from other people taught by Hao Zizi.
He has ideals. He wants Xiao Yanzi to grow up in stability and happiness. He wants to find his biological parents if conditions permit, and see how miserable their lives are, and he must abandon his biological son.
Dong Zhaofeng told him that there are good people and bad people in every profession. In fact, the bad guys in the police are no better than Hao Zizi, and Li San among the thieves can still be heroic. So no matter how hard it is, don’t give up the desire to be a good person.
, even if you are a thief, you can also become a grand thief who steals from the rich and gives to the poor.
The fat man's selfish behavior made Li Huqiu decide that he should be punished.
No matter how mature and sophisticated he is, he is still a sixteen or seventeen-year-old boy, and the concept of thinking before doing something has not yet been integrated into his thinking. The fat man is not a good person, and stealing his money is just doing justice to God.
After the old thief Crab Claw returned to the car, he sat down next to the big fat man. Li Huqiu followed him into the car. Without looking at them, he found a place that could accommodate most of his body and put the military coat he had just bought at the station.
I spread my bed on the floor and fell asleep.
This train will go all the way to Yanjing. After arriving in Yanjing, it will take a short rest, and then it will go all the way down the southeast coast until it reaches Shanghai. Li Huqiu picked up an electromechanical factory in Shanghai printed on the big fat man's bag.
From the words "Supply and Marketing Department", Li Huqiu guessed that this guy's destination was Shanghai. It was only the first day on the road. This guy was still alert. There was no point in staring at him now.
The old thief Xizhao'er also reported the same idea as Li Huqiu. He sat next to the big fat man and slept soundly since the train left Changchun Station. He leaned his head against the big fat man from time to time. He looked like he was sleeping very much.
Invest.
It was getting daylight, and we were about to reach Siping, the throat of the Northeast, the first military town. In those days, trains had to stop at small stations, and at big stations, they had to wait for the train to fill up with water. Li Huqiu slept on his coat that night, curled up and sleeping
Very sweet. This is the skill developed by living like a wolf. It is sweet when sleeping, and it makes you inexplicably alert when a crisis approaches. The train stopped for a long time, Li Huqiu opened his eyes and sat up, and glanced at the big fat man from the corner of his eye.
With Crab Claw, the old thief sat with his arms folded and his eyes closed, unable to tell whether he was still asleep. But the big fat man was so sleepy that he nodded and dozed off from time to time.
Li Huqiu went to the window, and a woman selling cooked rice on the platform outside shouted at him. Li Huqiu bought two ears, but before he could close the window, he heard someone behind him say to him: "Buy me two ears too."
." Li Huqiu handed what he was holding to the old thief and bought two more ears for himself. In the aisle, the old thief said: "That woman is bullying you for being young. Your bag of rice is too expensive. I only paid 50 cents a piece.
Sui." Li Huqiu said that I knew it was expensive, so I gave her five yuan and didn't ask her to change. The old thief sneered and said: "Little boy, listen to my uncle, your craftsmanship is the first of its kind.
, but if you look at it from my uncle’s point of view, as a third-hand worker, you can’t even be considered second-rate.”
Li Huqiu said with a smile: "Are you saying that I'm not ruthless enough? There is a super class in our industry called a knight thief. Haven't you heard of it?"
Crab Claw glared at him and said, "You? Do you know what super is?"
Li Huqiu nodded and said he understood. "In addition to first-class craftsmanship, a super-class person must also have first-class skills, otherwise he will be fooled sooner or later by overwhelming sympathy."
Crab Claw'er was surprised: "It seems that you really understand. I don't know how good your skills are. Can I guarantee that you will be safe after breaking the rules?"
Li Huqiu changed the topic and asked the old thief: "Have you found the suet on the big fat pig that you have been touching all night?"
Crab Claw spat and said angrily: "Damn it, this pig hasn't had a bath for I don't know how many days. It smoked me up this night. This guy is covered in meat. I can see his flesh folds."
There's oil and water hidden underneath, so it's really hard to find, but I guess there must be oil and water in the big bag he put on the ground."
Li Huqiu looked at him with a smile, listening to his nonsense. He smiled and said: "You are not generous enough. I can see where he puts his money and water. How can you, a person who has touched it, know?"
The eight-armed Buddha doesn't even have this kind of grace. Forget it, maybe you really haven't figured it out. Let me tell you, his big fat is hidden under the fleshy folds of his belly. He deliberately strangled it with a large wide board belt.
It's inside. This guy emptied his stomach before getting in the car. He hid a urine bag in his pants and basically didn't plan to move anywhere. No matter how big the oil and water are, we may not be able to succeed."
Crab Zhao'er was a man who pooped one stool a day. He couldn't believe Li Huqiu's words and asked: "Can he hold back for seven or eight days without defecating?" Li Huqiu said with a smile: "Look at his big belly, that's all.
It is practiced by holding stool. The fatter the person is, the better he can hold it in. You will know when the time comes. The most he can do is stretch his waist on the same spot. He will only go down to pick up the urine bag at the transfer station and take a nap. You have to
If we expect him to sleep to death, I don't see a chance."
Crab Claw'er had a grimace on his face and said: "No wonder this guy is so smelly. I don't dare to breathe when he takes a breath. I have to wait for the roast chicken he ate to turn into farts and smoke it."
Are you going to kill me?" Li Huqiu said if you can't stand it, just do it for me. I love the smell.
Crab Zhao'er sat back down and was immediately enveloped in the smell of pigs in the water. The old thief frowned, stood up and glanced at Li Huqiu, then at the fat man who was still shining, and finally sat down.
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The big fat man is indeed a master in preventing thieves. He not only used psychological warfare to paralyze the two previous thieves, but also used the old pig's nesting tactics to make the two big thieves helpless against him. The smell on his body now can be called
It was called biochemical warfare, but this was still the case when the ultimate 'murderous intent' was not used. Li Huqiu was thinking maliciously, if this guy kept moving all the way to Shanghai like this, wouldn't it be considered germ warfare?
This contest became more and more intense and interesting. Finally, the old thief couldn't stand it anymore and decided to open the inconspicuous bag under the big fat man's feet to take a look. His nickname is the Eight-Armed Buddha. In addition to his hands, he also has a
His unique skill is that his feet are as flexible as his hands. In broad daylight, without anyone's cooperation, the daring old thief began to attack the super-vigilant fat man.
He first took off his shoes, and the veins on his old feet were looming. Li Huqiu had been watching him secretly from the corner of his eye. Now he noticed that he had taken off his shoes and socks, and immediately realized that there was a good show. The Eight-Armed Buddha was going to
He used a unique skill. He saw that the old foot lightly clamped the zipper pull of the big bag under the fat man's feet. The old thief inadvertently touched the big fat man's head while doing the work. The big fat man tilted his head and looked at him, glaring.
The old thief scolded: "What the hell are you looking at? Are you not convinced?" As he said this, his feet had already penetrated the big bag. The big fat man was actually defeated, and he didn't dare to look at him anymore.
Li Huqiu secretly cursed you, you are a coward, you deserve to throw things away. The old thief's feet had already finished their work and came out. The process only took less than half a minute. Li Huqiu visually inspected that the paper bag clamped on his feet contained about
There are twenty thousand yuan.
After the old thief succeeded, he suddenly stood up and spat at the big fat man and said, "How long has it been since you fucking took a shower? Even good people have been poisoned by you. Don't you know that poisoning people is still illegal under the law?"
Even immortals and Buddhas may not be able to tolerate harsh words. The big fat man was really angry. This guy stood up forcefully. Compared with the thin and withered crab claws, his tall and generous figure had a very obvious aura advantage. But crab claws
He didn't seem to realize this. He raised his hand and gave the fat man a slap in the face. The fat man suffered a loss and immediately became reluctant and started fighting with Crab Claw. Someone wanted to report to the police, but they were both slapped.
His companions stopped him. Crab Claw took advantage of the fight to attack the big fat man again.
But when he touched the plastic bag tied around the big fat man's waist, he couldn't help but curse the fat man's ancestors in his heart. This son of a bitch not only tied the thing up, but also glued it to the flesh. As long as he moved this thing
, sure to alarm the big fat man. Crab Claw had no choice but to finally give up. He raised his hand to parry twice and let the fat man fight back, then said: "You are as fat as a pig and have a personality like a bitch. I am too lazy to compete with you."
, I'll ask the flight attendant to change my seat." After saying that, he turned around and left. Behind him was a fat man who thought he had won. He said arrogantly that it would be better not to see him off.
Li Huqiu squinted his eyes and witnessed the whole process. When he passed by Crab Claw, he asked: "What? Gave up?"
Crab Claw whispered: "Wait for me, I'll be back soon."
About half an hour later, the big fat man suddenly screamed like a fat cat whose tail had been stepped on, and then started to sweat profusely. A pair of big fat hands quickly touched his body twice, and his expression became slightly relaxed.
But the urgency was still there. He pulled an old man sitting next to him and said: "I met a thief. The man just now was a thief. He touched my big bag and took away a total of 20,000 yuan.
, help me call the police, he hasn’t gotten out of the car yet, he should still be found.”
The old man also had a bad temper. He waved his hands and refused, and even scolded the fat man: "I was standing next to you two just now. That old brother just now didn't even touch your waist. Why did you touch your big bag? You are not blackmailing me."
Are you messing around? Just now I thought that guy went too far, but now that I see it, it's not the case at all. Just the way you smell, even a good person will be pissed off by you, and you deserve to be beaten. I want to call the police.
Go there by yourself."
Li Huqiu suddenly walked over and asked, "What's wrong? Did you lose something?" The fat man didn't care about the old man and nodded anxiously, saying yes. Li Huqiu said that he had to call the police as soon as possible, otherwise he would wait for the thief to move the things.
, it’s no use even if you find him, don’t worry, I’ll call the police for you. After saying that, he ran behind him as expected.