Compared with the little chicken magistrate who blurted out "Uh..." when he saw me just now, these two little dolls are obviously cuter.
Ma Fengchun immediately waved to her baby, "Come on, call...call aunt!"
What an aunt. I'm older than her, so I guess I can still have an aunt. I'm really lucky in this life.
This pair of twins timidly grabbed the corners of their clothes, and at this moment, they both showed an expression of "male and female identification disorder", but maybe because of my loving face, they finally took a step forward and faced each other in men's clothing.
With my hair tied up, I said in a long voice: "Aunt——Mom——"
I felt relieved and said, "Hey, what are your names?"
The little girl with braids replied sweetly: "Horse, bell, clang——"
The little boy wearing a melon cap put his head on his hips and answered: "Horse, bell, potato——"
I was quite touched, so I turned my head and patted Ma Fengchun on the shoulder, "That Fengchun, isn't your husband uneducated?"
She actually smiled back at me, and even said something in the local dialect that was close to Mo Zhi Hei, "No, I'm so sexy~ This name is so spicy from the Su Lun family~"
"Oh, no wonder. Then I figured it out. Your wife died early." I followed Ma Fengchun to the hall. When her eyes kept scanning my legs, I patted her again, "By the way, you
Stick your tongue straight before you speak, otherwise I can kick you to ecstasy even with my useless legs, do you know that?"
After hearing this, Ma Fengchun's eyes filled with tears again. I really couldn't understand, what was it about my threat that made her cry?
While I was eating pastries and drinking tea, Jiang Huai climbed over the wall uninvited and came in. He may never get rid of his habit of climbing on other people's walls. "Hey, you are such a careful person, you will enjoy it."
~”
The sarcasm in those words almost made me certain that Jiang Huai must have suffered a lot of twists and turns, such as being held back by a nymphomaniac girl and a lonely young woman, stopping him from crying or laughing...
Ma Fengchun wiped away the tears from his eyes and stood up, "Why is it you?! I thought you were dead a long time ago. What is your relationship with her?"
Jiang Huai walked over without changing his expression and sat down, then poured himself a cup of tea. After drinking, he answered: "Master and mount."
"Eh--" Ma Fengchun is worthy of being a man who can bend against the wall when the wind blows. "Take good care of her, her legs... You have to be a good mount. I never thought that true love can be seen in times of adversity. It's really rare. In the past,
It's my fault that I'm mistaken, I take back all the insults I've done to you, as long as you treat her well in the future."
"I'm right here, do you think it's appropriate for you to entrust me with my funeral arrangements, Ma Fengchun?!" My hand holding Tudu suddenly tightened.
Jiang Huai's words coincided with mine. He shouted: "Ma Fengchun, you actually insulted me and said I was a mount? Have you ever seen such a handsome mount? I tell you that the color of the world has changed a long time ago. Whoever pisses farther is the master now."
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Potato got excited in my lap, "I, too, peed——"
Ma Fengchun's face clearly showed a deep feeling of "I'm sorry, I was careless because of my convulsions. Why should I talk to Jiang Huai?" So she gave me more tea and said to her baby: "Little master, you are really
She is so particular that she even has to compare herself with her peeing."
I praised Fengchun, "It's not too late to find your way back. Well done!"
Jiang Huai: "..."
That night, when I was about to fall asleep in the guest room, Jiang Huai knocked on my door and said, "Heart, come on and I'll take you to see the moon~"
I opened the door a small crack, "Potato said you have bad intentions, what do you think?"
"My God, he is so discerning at a young age. It will be amazing when he grows up. No, I have to strangle him in childhood." Jiang Huai smiled coquettishly and geared up.
I slammed the door shut and let him sigh outside, saying something like, "It's such a long night, I don't want to sleep, I'm such a naughty guy who won't watch the moon with me," but he still ignored me.