23 【My uncle has a black belly and no one can compare】
As the saying goes, when the moon is full and the window is full, no one can sleep. With bright lights and a glass of wine, some people stay alone in an empty room, while others embrace a beautiful woman and enjoy themselves. This is the common sense of the world. I am not angry. Besides, how romantic he is has nothing to do with me.
, I don’t need to be angry.
After the magician sent all the girls away, I sat next to him and poured him a glass of wine. Because I was not prepared to repay the money. After drinking the wine that the princess poured, the debt would be wiped out. Haha, I can bend or stretch.
So talented.
I thought to myself that this set of movements and expressions were smooth and natural, but the magician didn't catch it. He gently pushed the wine glass away and said, "You are so cunning, little bastard. You still want me to pay for it."
I paused and said, "How did you guess just now that I borrowed money just to settle the bill? Can't I spend the money elsewhere?"
"You don't take the initiative to talk to me on weekdays. If you can get out of this way, you won't come to borrow money from me, right?" The magic stick winked at me and gave me a secret look, "Also, you can see it directly.
I never rely on guesswork."
"..." I had a mouthful of old blood stuck in my throat. I couldn't cough it out or swallow it.
At this moment, there was a noise downstairs, interrupting all the laughter and joy of Yingge Yanwu - "You, go and search here! When you go upstairs, don't miss any of them!"
"Oh, sir, what are you doing?! You can't do it, after all..."
…
I went to open the window in confusion and saw the streets full of officers and soldiers. I turned around and asked Jiang Huai, "What happened?"
Jiang Huai calmly drank a glass of wine, then picked up a peanut with chopsticks and stuffed it into his mouth, "The imperial court stipulates that officials are not allowed to have sex with prostitutes, and if caught, their homes will be confiscated. I think it's time for us to catch up with the 'good' time."
"
The punishment was so severe... My uncle's methods were indeed cruel and sharp!
No, why is Jiang Huai smiling so widely? He was so happy when he bought his house, he was raised by his stepmother, right? My expression betrayed my heart, he saw it, and he continued to laugh: "
If a relative of the emperor engages in prostitution, the crime will be aggravated."
... Could it be that he saw that I was accompanying him in misfortune, so he was not worried at all even if we died together and went to hell together? He is simply a lunatic!
I don’t want to accompany him crazy, I want to run for my life! Action is one step faster than thinking. I am standing at the door and about to open the door, but at this time, the footsteps of officers and soldiers are approaching - there is bleeding in my brain
Two big words: It's over. I'm afraid that my future wealthy life, Fu Xingan, will be ruined here.
However, at that critical moment, I was suddenly pulled dizzy...
"Where are the people in this room?!"
"I'm afraid I was so scared that I jumped out of the window and ran away. Look, the windows are all open." It was the voice of the madam, "Master, our family has always paid the highest taxes and has not been randomly inspected all year round. Why are you like this now?"
Suddenly? And you see, it would be too unfair for this street to single-handedly inspect our Chunfengdeyilou family?"
By the time I reacted, Jiang Huai had already dragged me into the closet. Although it was a little dark inside, I could still feel Jiang Huai and I were very close to each other. Because of how quickly he dragged me in with his hands and feet,
I won't argue with him.
"This is all the intention of the higher-ups. We are just errands, just following orders."
"The top? How high are you?"
Looking through the gap between the cupboard doors, it was the madam who was having an intimate conversation with the leader.
The official pointed to the ceiling, "The top!"
The old bustard exclaimed: "Ah, isn't that the emperor——"
"Yes, the emperor is in a bad mood today. If you know, please cooperate."
The old madam poured the other party a cup of tea, and then began to mutter from the bottom of her heart, "Master, let's talk to ourselves behind closed doors. You see that you are also a frequent visitor to our Chunfeng Deyi Building. You can't just put on your clothes, oh no,
You can't recognize people even if you change your clothes. The emperor is in a bad mood and won't let people go to prostitutes. Is there any royal law for this? It's simply too cruel..."
I think, although this madam has very little political consciousness, she is really brave enough to speak out, which is pretty good.
I extracted two elements from their conversation: first, to investigate Chunfeng Deyi Building; second, that the emperor was in a bad mood. I was filled with doubts. Could it be because my uncle sent someone to monitor me? He discovered that I
I entered here, so...
If this is the case, everything will be easily explained. My uncle's scheming is unparalleled. He has a sharp record of "disintegrating a country in three sentences in the early years after he ascended the throne." I gave him this before leaving the palace.
The look on his face showed that he was so sinister that in order to retaliate, of course he wanted to take me out of the brothel so that I could show off.
Someone suddenly breathed into my ears, and a smell of alcohol drifted into my nose, "Trouble~Look how many people you have implicated~~"
Okay, great. Jiang Huai, a prostitute, actually chose to show off in this situation, because he knew that I didn’t dare to do anything to him! I covered his mouth with one hand and twisted it with the other hand.
His arm was broken, and there was absolutely no strength left.
That bastard didn't cry out in pain, nor did he struggle, but my palm suddenly became wet - how dare he! Tian! My! Hand!
When my head got hot, I quickly pulled out my hand and knocked on the cabinet door with a bang... The world became pure.
"Who is it?" The officer drew his sword and walked towards the closet.
"Boss, boss! Come on, catch the official!" Someone rushed in and shouted, "They all say there is someone above them, what should the boss do?!"
These days, how many people are outnumbered by those who come out to play?
The leader put his sword back into its sheath and said, "I want to see whether their superiors are more powerful or our superiors!" After saying this, he followed out.
The heart that was hanging in my throat finally slowly returned to its original place. If I were to be frightened like this a few more times in the future, it would be difficult for me to ensure that I would die naturally without my uncle's death.
As soon as the man left, I immediately punched Jiang Huai, hitting him in the chest, "Your uncle has not yet become an official, but he is extremely courageous. How dare you belittle this princess!"
Jiang Huai snorted, and then came closer, "I am the one who is frivolous towards you, not my uncle..."
As a result of talking back, he received two solid punches from me.
…
I originally planned to wait for a while before the noise subsided, and then I hurriedly left this place of fireworks, but it was obvious that the sky was going to kill me, and the noise did not subside—the leader and the madam were back again!
"Master, look, you should have caught everything. Xiaodie misses you so much, otherwise...hehehe..."
This madam was so filthy that he was promoting his own girl at this moment. Unexpectedly, the official was even more filthy. He rubbed his hands and said, "Hurry up."
There is no need for divination to predict, everyone knows what will happen next.
Jiang Huai and I were sitting in the closet, feeling very...indescribable.
-----------------------(The author has something to say: Wow, I feel like I am getting farther and farther away from the path of Xiao Qing Xing. Isn’t this embarrassing?
Do it, it’s so urgent!)
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