There are so many strange things happening these days. For example, Fu Donglou, who has always disliked me, actually asked me to accompany him on a private tour. When I heard him eloquently say the word "accompany", I felt that my sky was dark...
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"You should be very happy, why do you look like this!" My uncle was not happy.
It was my fault that I forgot to act for a moment! In an instant, I smiled like a spring flower in February, "Don't talk about accompanying me on a tour, as long as my uncle opens his mouth, he will eat, drink, and chat with me, and it may even cost me my life."
I will go through fire and water for my uncle without hesitation! Tell the truth! No adulteration!"
Maybe my flattery was too intense, or maybe I didn't hit the right place at all. After hearing this, Fu Donglou was filled with displeasure. He gave me a fierce look and walked away.
"..." Hey, it's so hard to be a human being.
However, we can't let my uncle go alone, because the folk customs are too unrestrained, and there are too many fireworks places in the city. Before Fu Donglou ascended the throne, he seemed not to love beauty, but after he ascended the throne, it was completely different.
Wowo women are enough to illustrate the problem.
Men, lust is their bad nature, I can understand it. But if my uncle accidentally goes astray and gets me an emperor's wife, who will be responsible for this? He didn't respond in time when the emperor was dizzy.
I would like to advise, will this violate any laws of the Daqi Kingdom?
With this thought, I chased him like a dog and walked side by side, "Uncle, you must go to the main street to understand the public sentiment. It is very lively at this time. There are everything for sale. If you like something,
I’ll buy it for you.”
What I said was more unnecessary than farting, but in order to break the silence, I had to fart...
Sure enough, Fu Donglou glanced at me with disdain and said, "I like it because I'm afraid you can't afford it."
My self-esteem was immediately crushed to powder by his words. I forced a smile and said: "Hahahaha, as long as it's what your uncle wants, I have to buy it back even with my body!" Actually, I wanted to say that I would trade it with my life.
It was smooth for a moment...
Fu Donglou glanced sideways at me, and I pretended to look at the sky. After a while, he sighed from above my head, "What I have seen the most are those fools who think they are smart. Except for such people,
Apart from 'the ability to make people angry', what else can you accomplish?"
I felt that he was definitely not talking about me.
Hey, it seems that the emperor Fu Donglou is very troubled because there are so many idiots around him.
--------I am actually quite different. I don't like shopping like other women.
Firstly, it is to arrogantly maintain the image of the royal family. After all, hanging around street stalls and shops is a bit too rural. Besides, as a princess, I have everything and there is no need to go shopping. Secondly, I don’t like shopping.
It's because I don't know how to set prices. To quote Jiang Huai, I have the aura of a fat sheep all over my body, and every vendor who sees me wants to slaughter it.
Okay, I admit, the latter one is the key point.
Although the main street in the city is not as bustling as that night of the Mid-Autumn Festival, it still has its own fun. For example, during the New Year and festivals, they sell serious holiday items, but on this normal day, the vendors sell
There are so many different things.
Of course, there are many curious things in the variety, such as potatoes and sweet potatoes with mutated images that did not grow well, erotic pictures of spring boudoirs painted by the artist on the spot, handmade clay figurines... By the way, there is a category that sells aphrodisiacs and aphrodisiac powders.
There are quite a few of them, the folk customs are really unrestrained and endearing!
Fu Donglou stopped in front of a stall selling stones. There was a small cart with layers of boards on it, and there were several strange and horrible stones on it. The stall was so simple that it had a resounding name.
Written on a strip of cloth: The Story of Stone.
Don't look down on their stalls because they are small, they are in the business of branding.
The vendor wrinkled his face and smiled like a chrysanthemum at Fu Donglou, "Sir, do you want to buy a stone? These stones are not ordinary stones. They are unique not only because of the miraculous craftsmanship of nature.
It has to go through constant friction over the years, and it is not easy to obtain. It is fate to buy it and bring it home!"
I can basically conclude that this vendor's side job must be a storyteller. For this, someone actually buys it. What a stupid human being. I'm so worried about the people's IQ...
Fu Donglou raised a heart-shaped stone and said to me, "This is it."
The vendor yelled, "Oh my god, you really have good eyesight! This heart-shaped stone is 100% naturally formed and the most rare to see. It is a must-have product for traveling at home, visiting friends, expressing your feelings, and making secret glances."
! Take a look at this girl, she is beautiful!"
I guess the price of this thing will also be very good.
Sure enough, the vendor trembled his cheeks slightly, and then the price he announced really made my heart tremble. I knew that Fu Donglou and I together exuded the aura of fat sheep.
I didn't hesitate, I turned around and left when I heard the price, but unexpectedly, someone grabbed my arm.
When I turned back and raised my eyes, I saw Fu Donglou looking at me seriously, as if urging me to pay. I pursed my lips and decided to struggle a little, "Uncle, the appearance of this thing does not match your aura.
"
"It doesn't matter, its price and aura are very suitable for me." It seems that the struggle has failed... My uncle never likes the best, he only likes the most expensive, which is really annoying.
Since I told all the big words just now, if I don’t buy it for him now, I will become a bully...
--------The sky is already dusk, the breeze is cool, and after paying, my wallet is also very cool.
Fortunately, Fu Donglou didn't like anything else, so we safely crossed the main street and arrived under the Dingqing Bridge.
The reason why I stood under the bridge without going up was because the bridge was occupied by several pairs of lovers who could blind people. They were swaying in the wind, and they were lingering. You pecked me, I touched you, you giggled, and I
Hahaha...it's just like this, it's hard for me to look straight at it.
But even if you don't look directly, some dirty conversations are still coming frequently:
"Hmm~~ You hate it! You say you like someone, but you only want to be with that person. Do you like that person or that person?"
"Baby, of course my brother likes everything about you, your person, and your ecstasy——" When they mentioned the key words, they bit their ears.
"..." Couples are flirting so aggressively in public. It seems that the folk customs are too unrestrained, and they feel a little uncontrollable.
I watched with an embarrassed look on my face, and then I glanced sideways at Fu Donglou.
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