Chapter 1 How much beauty pays off 01 My uncle in the world calls him the emperor, he is my uncle, but I cannot call him uncle. If he is in a good mood, he is willing to let me call him "Emperor". If he is in a bad mood, I will not call him "Emperor" at all.
You can't call him. It's best to run away from a hundred meters away. The further away the better.
This is not against the rules and etiquette of the palace, because this is what he ordered, and my uncle has the final say in the world, not to mention this small etiquette.
Before the Master taught me knowledge, I could not accurately describe how much my uncle disliked me. After I had just scratched the surface of knowledge, I could use an accurate quantifier to describe it: 99% of my uncle’s dislike of me.
Don't want to see me.
This seems like a sad thing, but I haven't cried yet.
Because there is someone behind me.
In other words, there is someone above me.
I am entering the palace under the orders of the Queen Mother. Yes, my backstage is the Queen Mother. Perhaps because I am extraordinarily smart and stay outside the palace for many years and have a lot of knowledge, the Queen Mother and many of the emperor’s concubines like to listen to me.
tell a story.
My father was conferred the title of Prince Heshun by the late Emperor. I am the eldest daughter in the family. I have been conferred the title of Princess Xiyuan by the late Emperor since I was born. My real name is rather disgusting to me, so I will not express it here.
The above is my background. Although I am not considered prominent among the royal relatives, my IQ and EQ are superior to others, so whether I am in the palace or outside the palace, I have basically never been bullied. I always bully others.
.Of course, you can leave out the second half of the sentence.
The only person who can bully me is the current Holy Emperor, but the Master told me that I cannot regard that as "bullying", and every time I feel that I am being bullied by the Emperor, I must hold my breasts and cup my hands like a slave and say: "The Emperor's grace is so great.
Following the emperor’s teachings, cherish your fate and be blessed for three lifetimes.”
Every time before entering the palace, Master asked me to recite that sentence ten times, and he would only let me go out after writing it twenty times.
The same is true today.
When passing by the Imperial Garden, a group of chirping little peas were running wildly. Of course, the scientific name should be called "Princes and Princesses Playing in the Imperial Garden." From a distance, I saw the palace maids and eunuchs with sad faces, for fear that the little masters would fall and get hurt.
board.
"Stop!" I was about to pass by, but was stopped by a six-year-old boy.
"His Royal Highness——" Just as he was about to salute, he grabbed his arm.
Those dazzling little eyes stared at me closely, "Are you my father's woman?"
I hesitated to speak. This was the thirty-eighth time he asked me this question. I bumped into him every time I entered the palace. Even though he knew the answer, he still kept asking, as if one day I would give him a yes.
answer.
In the past, when I was tired of being questioned, I would take out the melon seeds from my pocket and eat them while telling him, "...I am your cousin."
But he will continue to ask: "Why my cousin?"
"Because my father is the emperor's brother."
"Why?"
"Because my father was born early."
"Why?"
Because the late emperor was curious about everything when he was young, and then he focused his curiosity on my beautiful and generous grandmother, so I gave birth to my father. Can I tell him? Of course not, lest I teach the children a bad lesson.
…
Since no matter what I told him, he would always ask "why", this time I really had enough.
I blinked and smiled evilly at him, "I'm not." After saying that, I stretched out my silky fingers to pinch his face. Others looked like I was caressing him, but I used my strength.
He didn't cry out in pain, and continued to ask me with his small eyes full of ignorance: "Who are you?"
I smiled even more sinisterly, "I am a man-eating monster outside the palace."
"Ah——" "Wow——" I shouldn't have cried so much that the prince and princess all ran away crying. The little eunuch was like an eagle catching chickens. He caught this one and lost that one, creating a mess.
The man who should be crying still grabbed my arm and asked shamelessly, "Why do you eat people?"
"..." I rolled my eyes toward the sky, "Because I'm hungry."
"Who are you eating?"
"You are a disobedient little man."
“Where to start?”
"..."
"Is it your butt? I've cleaned it, do you want to eat it immediately?"
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