The twilight is all around, the sheng is singing late, and the surrounding air is filled with thousands of spring emotions. Some people are passionate and intimate, some are flesh and blood connected to each other and are dying to die, some are water and flesh mingling with the wind and rain, some are weak and can only rest after their limbs are weak. This is
The most famous brothel street is a different kind of purgatory that can make men ecstasy.
Lian Zheng's slender phoenix eyes were full of inquiry, "Here?"
I answered very naturally, "Exactly."
I don't know if it was my imagination, but I seemed to see Lian Zheng's eyelashes trembling slightly. He seemed a little embarrassed, "Xiyuan, is this not good?"
If I had gone out and looked at the almanac today, I would have known that "today is very bad and everything is unfavorable." But the worst thing is that I didn't look at it, and God's attitude towards me is obviously not as polite as before...
I patted Lian Zheng on the shoulder boldly, "Come in, what are you afraid of? You have the courage to charge into battle, but you don't have the courage to visit a brothel?"
When the excitement was over, I passed him, put my arms around the girl's shoulders, and entered the Chunfengdeyi Building from last time. When I noticed that Lian Zheng followed him in with a stiff face, I felt very happy indeed.
"I'll give you the best wine, the best food, and the best girl, you know." I said while giving the madam a flirtatious look. This time I brought enough money.
As expected, the old madam had a pair of discerning eyes, and she slapped my chest with her pink round fan, "Oh, isn't this the handsome young man from last time? Since we are repeat customers, the girls must serve you well now. You two gentlemen, first of all
Please come to the private room."
In order to find out Lian Zheng's taste, I called several girls in, and it was very lively. They surrounded Lian Zheng and I, laughing and teasing, trying their best to please the guests.
Of course, I was busy eating and hardly played with girls, and Lian Zheng's eyes were always fixed on me. He didn't even look at the girl next to him.
The girls seemed to suddenly realize it. They first stared at me, then glanced at me, then whispered to each other, and finally they all put on the same expressions and dispersed.
One of them patted me on the shoulder with a kind look, "Sir, true love is precious. The distance between genders is never distance. Cherishing the person in front of you now is better than going against your will. I wish you happiness!"
It goes without saying that the brothel girl is full of talents, but why do I not understand it so well?
"Ah, you are so careful, what a coincidence~~"
My temples bulged when I heard this voice——Why can't Jiang Huai get rid of him like brown candy?
I put down my chopsticks and looked at Jiang Huai who was standing at the door of the private room in a coquettish dress. I felt disgusted with him, but I still maintained my dignity on my face and said, "This princess is really broad-minded and is not mad at you. It's rare."
"
Jiang Huai shook his Jinling folding fan that never left his hand, "Goodbye, little heart, I'm not here alone, you must be careful with your words~"
After hearing what he said, I realized that there was a young man in black robe following him vaguely. It was rare for him to come out of the fireworks and wine place, but that man smelled like he was here for a funeral. He was really sick.
I stretched my neck to see who the great god was - this look would really kill me!!
I was so frightened that my heart and lungs were pounded, and my whole body turned into a clay sculpture...
It's my uncle.
Jiang Huai, this bitch, knows very well that as soon as I change into men's clothes, I always come to visit a brothel. I chose Lian Zheng just now without calling him, so he, a shameless bastard, actually went to complain!
Fu Donglou looked at me coldly, "Are you having fun?"
The moment he opened his mouth, I was completely devastated. My whole body was shaking like chaff. I don't know how much courage I mustered up, but I managed to move closer with a shy smile, "Uncle, what a coincidence."
"What a coincidence?"
Fu Donglou, like before, still didn't leave any room for politeness when speaking.
I continued to give in like a slave: "I mean, what a coincidence, we are just about to leave..."
"Now that we have met, don't leave in a hurry and sit together."
This was obviously not an encounter, but a special interception, but when these words came from Fu Donglou's mouth, they seemed to be particularly credible. My dear mother... you can sit wherever you want! You have to assemble a table of mahjong.
But how to fix it?
I bit my lip, "Hey, you don't have to sit down, uncle? It's getting late, and my mother is still waiting for me to go back and make... soup."
I know my excuses are lame, but in order to escape from here, I have no doubt that I can come up with something even crazier.
After hearing this, Fu Donglou walked into the private room steadily. He found a seat by the window and sat down. Then he glanced at me leisurely and said, "Don't try to disobey me."
"..." I lowered my eyes with tears in my eyes, "Yes."
Lian Zheng saluted my uncle but said nothing, presumably because he was afraid of exposing my uncle's identity.
I sat next to my uncle in great confusion, my buttocks felt like they were covered with thorns, and my mood fell to the bottom. How was a relative of the emperor punished for having sex with a prostitute? How was a relative of the emperor punished for instigating a general of the imperial court to have sex with a prostitute?
Coming?
The more I thought about it, the more I felt that my life was short. I picked up the glass of wine in front of me and took a sip to calm myself down.
Jiang Huai has always been a show-off, ostentatious, and low-key person. He smiled lightly at Lian Zheng and asked, "Brother Lian, when was the first time you fell in love?"
"puff---"
I spit out a mouthful of wine. He actually wanted to find out when Lian Zheng got so horny. He was so shameless that he traveled thousands of miles away!
In order to suppress my curse on Jiang Huai, I took another sip to cover up my embarrassment.
Lian Zheng slowly replied to him: "No."
"puff---"
Since most of the two sips of wine were sprayed on Jiang Huai, he lifted up his sleeves and smelled it with a bright face, and then said coquettishly: "Hey, this 'Qinglilang' is indeed a good wine, and it's for the heart."
Once you hold it in your mouth like this, when you spit it out, the aroma of wine will be even more pleasant, which touches my heart~~"
"Oh? Really? Then I'll bring in three more pots." Fu Donglou suddenly smiled, smiling like a kindhearted man, but I felt like there was a gloomy wind blowing above my head.
Jiang Huai took advantage of the situation and suggested, "How about asking a few more girls to sing and drink with us?"
After thinking about it, I hurriedly said to Fu Donglou: "Uncle, let me order it for you. The Zui Chunfeng girl here is very famous. She is soft and glutinous, easy to pinch, and has a very sweet mouth."
My uncle's expression was cryptic, and his tone was hard to distinguish, "You know quite a lot, huh?"
"Haha, haha." I laughed so hard. Although I was full of resistance to my uncle's "um" with an upturned ending, I couldn't show it on my face.
This is really a world full of crises...
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