We haven’t seen each other for a long time. Naturally, that leader among the bitches would not be obedient to "die far away". He took out a "If I go to hell, you must come to bury me with me" formation, moving me up, down, left, left, and right.
After looking at it for a while, he opened his mouth and spit out two words: "I'm fat."
I spared no effort to glare at him, "...Why are you so fat? I haven't eaten your food!"
"The national treasury will be drained by you, aren't you, you little bastard?" Jiang Huai started to be blind again, "Brother, I can reluctantly include you in the Jiang family's family tree. Come on, moth, just do good things for the people. You
Just let the country go and only come to harm me, okay?"
I carried out assassination attempts on Jiang Huai as many as five hundred times in my mind, and then I suppressed the urge to grab him by the collar and throw him over my shoulder.
"Hey, let me tell you, is there something big going on in the uterus this time?" He waved his hand as soon as he asked, "That's all, I won't ask you, I can find out with just a few calculations. Hey~~ I figured out what was found in the uterus.
I got a bottle of forbidden medicine that can make "a gentleman turn into a treacherous woman, and a fierce woman become a slut," isn't that what it's like, you little bastard?"
"..." I have to say that Jiang Huai's acting style is very wild, and he played this schizophrenic fortune teller so vividly.
He came close to my ear with a sly look, but smiled like a sly fox, "Tsk, tsk, don't spread what my brother said to others. That medicine is a fertility aid. One pill feels good beforehand, but I can give it to you afterwards."
You’re a baby, you’re so careful, guess why there is such a banned drug in the palace?”
"Can't you be a little brighter in your heart?" Jiang Huai has already forced me to steal my father's famous sayings, "What's wrong with this? Haven't you ever heard this sentence: If you want to love, you must love enough
Hearty and hearty; if you want to get pregnant, you have to be pregnant at all costs. It's just a little medicine to cheer you up. Do you even want to gossip about the emperor's sexual pleasures? I really admire your shamelessness."
Jiang Huai raised his fingers and flicked my forehead with lightning speed, "Be careful, I think you are getting lusty because the sunflower water is coming, right? You even see this as love! Where is this?"
Is there love? This is clearly a scheming scheme by a group of dragons and tigers fighting against each other and hiding murderous intentions! Hey~ If I say that you are stupid, I am just complimenting you, but you are obviously stupid~"
"so what?"
"So you should quickly stay away from this dragon's den and go home with your brother. I will ask the emperor for marriage soon. If the emperor asks you if you are willing, just say that you love me to death and you will not marry me except for me. Do you listen?"
"Hahahaha," I laughed uninhibitedly, "What is the reason that makes you mistakenly think that everyone in the world is as sick as you? Even if this princess is insane, she will not love you to death. Just give up, evildoer.
livestock."
I turned around and left, vaguely hearing Jiang Huai's words scattered in the night wind, "I know the odds of winning are slim, but I still want to know the consequences of moving forward, so just take a gamble, my dear..."
I really don't understand the psychology of gamblers. The night breeze is really a bit chilly.
I left the table to take a breath, but came back feeling sulky.
Who would have thought that as soon as I looked up, it was like a wake-up call - the Gang of Four had not dispersed, they were still chatting around my seat. I frowned, how obsessed were they with me?
,I don’t understand very much!
At that time, people were chatting with each other, and the singing and dancing had just stopped after I came in. Prince Fu Dinian of Hengyue glanced at me, and with a smile on his face, he raised his hand to Fu Donglou, who was above him, and asked for instructions: "Brother, your Majesty, my ministers
I have an interesting story in my stomach that I would like to tell to entertain everyone. I wonder if your brother will agree?"
It stands to reason that Fu Dinian is full of bad ideas. If there is a story, it must be a bad story.
The person on the throne above, after drinking a few glasses of wine, his domineering look was covered up by a lazy and comfortable expression. He pressed his hand into the air, "I don't have to be polite, brother, but it doesn't matter. I feel vague.
Remember, King Heshun loves to listen to stories the most. If you tell them well, I will definitely reward you."
"Once upon a time, there was a little beast that showed its teeth and claws. It was always making trouble and provoking in front of the trainer. The trainer liked the beast very much when he saw it, but he was afraid of being discovered by others..."
Jiang Huai whispered beside him: The taste is so strong, humans and animals love each other.
"...Later, the trainer hid the little beast, and the little beast obediently surrendered to the trainer. However, it was obvious from its eyes that it was all a hidden pretense. A beast is a beast, and it is absolutely inappropriate.
Keep it in captivity and collect it, otherwise it will choke you with blood when you are not paying attention, and it will be too late!"
After finishing the story of King Hengyue, Jiang Huai also made an evaluation statement in a low voice: What nonsense is this?
"Emperor's niece, do you think this story is interesting?" King Hengyue suddenly turned his head and asked me.
I painfully understood, "About stories about humans and animals, I have only heard of "Wu Song Fights the Tiger" and don't have much insight into other stories."
My father spoke up for me, "This story is very ironic like 'The Farmer and the Snake'. I am a straightforward person and I never understand stories that are too meaningful."
King Heng Yue laughed and said, "Oh, blame me for making the situation cold, please ask the emperor to punish you."
"Then I will punish you to drink a few more drinks," I dismissed King Hengyue casually, and Fu Donglou's voice came steadily towards me, "Princess Xiyuan must do her homework carefully in the future. I can't understand this story.
If so, I will teach you alone after a while."
Sure enough, there will be a big gap if he is not a biological uncle...
I raised my eyelids cautiously, like a cowardly coward, "Thanks to the emperor's teachings, I will be lucky to cherish my fate for three lifetimes."
"The Queen Mother has arrived, and Her Royal Highness the Prince has arrived——"
The eunuch announced the curtain with his little voice again, but I didn't know it at the moment, but a pair of big hands of fate were constantly pushing me forward, trying to push me into the abyss of eternal destruction...
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