Man is really a monster. He always throws away something when he has it. When it is gone, he feels unwell, can't eat well, can't sleep well, and wants to get that kiss that was so easy to get...
.
Yes, I finally saw in my lifetime the third state of the king of Daqi Kingdom besides the two states of being ruthless, majestic, gentle and focused - arrogant and pretentious.
Suddenly I had the illusion that my life was about to be complete...
Obviously the other person is right next to me, but if I take a step forward unintentionally, Fu Donglou will calmly take a step back;
When we parted a while ago, he would kiss my forehead and express affection for me, but now I can only watch Fu Donglou calmly walk away with a speechless face;
Originally, the gifts he often gave me were handwritten notes or random poems, but now Fu Donglou directly gives me money... That's all he gives me, but the important thing is that the money he gives me is never
It will be more than five cents...
I can't afford to offend the emperor. I'm so tired and my heart is about to break. "Okay, I admit my mistake. How can you not be angry, brother emperor?"
When Fu Donglou heard this address, his eyebrows arched and he said, "You call me again."
I put "sincerity" in my pocket, and shyly called him again: "Little brother~"
"Um."
"..." I dare to scream because I am thick-skinned, but Fu Donglou is already old, and he is really embarrassed to agree! Don't you even have teeth?
Fu Donglou continued to reply to my question of "How can I not be angry?" He said slowly and in a low voice: "I want a wallet."
"..." I felt that his requirements were too low, so I was a little disappointed, so I said perfunctorily: "It's very easy. As long as your Majesty opens your mouth, you can have everything you want."
Fu Donglou's eyes were so gentle that they could squeeze water. He looked at me for a long time, and then he said, "I want it, and you embroidered it."
Hearing this, I suddenly grabbed Fu Donglou's hands, and then sincerely praised his unconstrained idea, "Hahahahaha."
But as I smiled and looked at his unchanged expression, I laughed harder and harder until finally I couldn't laugh anymore.
I told myself that today is different from the past, and the time to test our love has arrived!
"Can I not embroider?"
"Can."
After saying that, Fu Donglou got up and drove away.
I:"……"
That evening, looking at a table of colorful threads and fabrics, I felt so heartbroken that I wanted to cry.
The palace maid Yuanyuan was beaming with excitement, "It doesn't matter, Princess, I can teach you! Embroidering purses is not difficult at all, it's just a matter of pricking your hands a few times, and you will become more and more skillful! Princess, you must
The next day, while I was embroidering my purse, Jiang Huai, the eunuch of the Qin Dynasty, came to the palace according to the announcement, and then unexpectedly stopped by Suiyuan Pavilion to visit me.
When we met again, I found that Jiang Huai not only had an evil look in his eyes, but also his whole person was a bit evil - he was wearing a plain green shirt, and an agarwood hairpin was casually pinned to his bun, and there was nothing extra around his waist.
Among the hanging ornaments, there is only a single shadow in the shape of a somewhat dark yellow jade pendant.
Jiang Huai's appearance is really surprising and unexpected. It feels like seeing a gangster become a good man or a chaste woman cheating on her husband. My outlook on life is about to be shaken.
"You..." I opened my mouth and realized I had nothing to say.
His eyes seemed to contain the snow of the past entire winter, a little cold, a little clean. His voice was low, and he said to me in a sexy and charming way: "Ah, my dear, are you still alive? Do you miss me?"
"Of course I do," I raised the corners of my lips politely, "I wonder why you are still alive?"
"Hahaha, naughty." Jiang Huai sat down and picked up my tea and drank it without saying anything.
After chatting for a while, I learned that the reason I hadn’t seen him for a long time was because he was specially sent by the royal family to conduct academic exchanges with the Qintian Supervisor of the Ziguo.
Translated into common saying, in order to better strengthen the centralization of power, the rulers asked the magicians to gather for a meeting. I think the direction of the research by the magicians at the meeting must be "how to continue to deceive the courtiers as quickly and cost-effectively as possible"
and the people”.
The Ziguo is a vassal state of Daqi, and it pays tribute to our country all the year round with treasures. The Ruyi Lock incident of the previous generation was caused by the Ziguo. However, the ruler of the Ziguo who was disobedient and wanted to be abused has been gloriously ruined.
Their country is a hereditary system, and the current monarch is a little wimp who can't be beaten with three sticks.
The little softie naturally supported the suzerain's decision, so Jiang Huai went; but the little softie was known to like masculine styles, so Jiang Huai dressed up in the simplest outfit and went.
It happened that the magic stick entered the palace just after he came back and came to visit me right after he finished his report, so I was lucky enough to see Jiang Huai who was dressed in an unusual but not flashy dress.
I understand that although Jiang Huai appears to be a man of women, he cannot conceal his pickiness and taste. When he went to Ziguo, he did not want to attract bees and butterflies at all. He looked down on both men and women. He was arrogant.
Very.
I despised his attitude of national and ethnic discrimination, and was about to give him a good correction. At this time, Jiang Huai started to make a routine mistake - "Donor, the red luan star has been moving recently, is it going to happen every day?"
Have a dry mouth and want to have a good relationship with a man? Don’t be afraid. The exchange of dampness and dampness is the key to the harmony of yin and yang. I don’t charge a fee. You can explore the mysteries of human nature with me. How about it? Are you excited? Isn’t it great?
Do you want to come home with me, donor?"
Jiang Huai is one of the rarest high-quality sluts, which made me want to stab him to death with a needle, but I didn't take any action. I just warned him first: "I advise you not to talk nonsense, my needles don't have eyes."
"I heard that you moaned in pain the day you were shot. Is this true?"
He farted! I lowered my head to embroider my flowers, not bothering to look at him, "I'm happy, but do you care?"
"Tsk, tsk, tsk, dear, you'd better go home with me. If you get shot again, I'm afraid we will be separated forever. You love me so much, are you really willing to let me go?"
You see, this is the shamelessness that has been lost for a long time in the world.
I didn't say anything, but Jiang Huai continued to tease me, "Just tell the emperor that you want to go home. He won't fail to follow your wishes. You have to think carefully, little darling, brother, I bought some souvenirs. You
If you come back with me, I'll give you one as a gift, how about it?"
Me: "Haha."
Jiang Huai: "It's enough for two, I'll give it a go!"
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