Two days before I got married, Jiang Huai came to trouble me as usual.
Under his fresh-looking green robe, he hid a very vulgar heart, "My dear brother, I saw a poem written by the emperor himself when I entered the palace. If you are interested, I can recite it to you."
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I used the tea lid to stir the tea leaves and said, "Shut up."
Again, nothing in this world can stop a lunatic who loves to commit crimes.
Jiang Huai fanned the peach blossom fan in the spring scenery of the garden, "Then as you wish, I will sing loudly, cough, all my life's thoughts live in the fleeting light, my voice is like a lonely phoenix singing in the morning sun. Spring breeze, spring rain, spring mountain road, water-colored mountains
Light has been worn since ancient times. Don’t talk about where the beauty is. Weeds grow every year. The east wind does not turn green inside the palace walls, and the pavilions are so lonely and ridiculous... What? Do you think the emperor is brilliant in literature? "
What a sad and graceful acrostic poem.
I thought it was funny, and of course I actually laughed out loud. Now that it’s reached this point, it’s not up to me to decide whether to live up to it or not.
I nodded and said, "Very good."
Jiang Huai was stunned for a moment, then hit me on the head with the peach blossom fan, "Okay, I admit that I lied just now. This is not a poem I happened to see. This is an oral instruction that the emperor asked me to personally deliver to you. You
How to express your position?"
I chewed the rock candy in the saucer loudly, "Well, I'll reply to him: Thank you for the emperor's concern, I am really grateful for this fate, and I am very scared."
Jiang Huai pursed his lips and raised his eyebrows, "Do you really understand the meaning of this poem? I don't think so."
Now that he has spoken openly, I don't have to be vague anymore, "I won't run away from my marriage, and I won't... wait for him."
"Changed of heart?"
I secretly told myself not to show my sadness and let Jiang Huai see the truth. I drank tea peacefully again, and then said: "Yes."
If not getting entangled with Fu Donglou can help Daqi country maintain a wise king, then it will be the only time since I was a child that I have made a contribution to the country.
I contributed my future...
After hearing this, Jiang Huai sat down on the chair with an expressionless expression, then reached out and grabbed my tea, added three more pieces of rock sugar to it, and drank it slowly.
I pressed my index finger on the table and asked him, "Tell me, where should the hand calluses be for a person who holds a sword all year round?"
Jiang Huai raised his eyes and looked at me, "It's all there in the palm of the hand, in the tiger's mouth, and on the fingertips. What's wrong?"
I smiled and said, "Nothing." After thinking about it for a while, I added, "It means there won't be much space between the two fingers, right?"
"Nonsense, is it possible to stab someone with a sword between two fingers? Then before you kill the person, you'll have to make him laugh to death! But if you want to do it, just use two fingers to clamp flies more often. After practicing for a long time, it will also
It can make cocoons."
Jiang Huai's words were rough and crude, but they did not stop me from thinking deeply. That day, Lian Zheng sent me back home. He held my hand on the way. Because I was not used to it, I was highly sensitive at that time.
At that time, I noticed something was wrong with the calluses on Lian Zheng's hands, but I couldn't tell what was wrong.
"Anyway, I estimate that even if I go to snatch the bride, you will definitely not leave me. So next time we meet, you will marry someone else. From now on, let's have a good birth." Jiang Huai said
As soon as he put down the tea cup, he stood up and muttered, "Then I'm leaving..."
I lowered my head and thought about things, without even looking at Jiang Huai, "Get out of here."
On my big day, the whole city came to watch the fun. No matter how much they despised me in their hearts, they still looked good.
The person who was not present as expected was the current Saint Fu Donglou.
After paying homage to heaven and earth, Lian Zheng wanted to accompany guests outside. I was about to be sent into the bridal chamber when I heard a crowd of exclamations and cheers coming from behind me. I stopped and pulled off my hijab with excitement and looked over - but I was drunk.
Jiang Huai, whose face was red, was holding the wine jar and was embarrassed.
Lian Zheng declined decisively and said: "Master Jiang, Lian has a bad stomach and should not drink too much. I hope Haihan will."
Jiang Huai had never known how to write the word "Haihan" since he was a child. He raised the wine and said, "Groom, you just have a bad stomach. It doesn't matter. As long as your kidneys are good, come on. Now you don't have to brag."
If you have the strength to embrace the beauty, there is no reason not to drink the wedding wine."
"Yes, yes, the bridal chamber is more interesting when you are drunk!"
"Drink! Drink! Drink!"
…
The people around him were as if they had been given blood. Those who didn't know it thought they were the troublemakers hired by Jiang Huai.
The bridegroom officer refused to give Jiang Huai face and blocked it with his arms, but Jiang Huai was immoral and poured the wine in the jar over. Then he screamed in horror, "Ah, the groom officer can't help it anymore. I
Slippery hands."
Lian Zheng's wedding clothes were wet and he smelled of alcohol, but he smiled slightly, cupped his hands and said, "Everyone, Lian will excuse me to change my clothes first, and then I can have fun with everyone." After that, Lian Zheng
Then he entered the room.
I stood there and everyone treated me like air and continued to eat, drink and laugh.
Jiang Huai drank so hard that his brain was weakened and his mind was strong, but he still refused to retreat from the line of fire easily. He staggered to me, built a awning between his eyebrows with his palms and looked into the distance: "My dear, look, the clouds above the palace are about to cry.
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I knew it was not appropriate to get angry on a big day, so I controlled myself not to frown, "Your eyes are wet, I think you are about to cry, right?"
Jiang Huai's drunkenness was clearly on his face. He fanned himself with the palm of his hand, "I'm so embarrassed. You got it right."
I put one hand on my forehead and said, "How childish. Lian Zheng and I are already consummated, and it's impossible for him to divorce me. If you make trouble with him, wouldn't you mean making trouble with me..."
He quibbled, "I didn't cause trouble, I was drunk. I exchanged all my sincerity for wine. I have been drinking for several years, so I will probably stay drunk for decades. What should I do, you careful person?"
I picked up the hem of my wedding dress, said "I'm too lazy to pay attention to you" and went to look for Lian Zheng.
But when I opened the door, I saw Lian Zheng was naked from the waist up. I accidentally saw his shoulder blades and had a heart attack instantly!
Fu Donglou once said to me that it doesn't matter if a woman's head is empty, the key is not to let water enter it.
But he never told me what to do if a woman accidentally gets water in her head...