Mu Lingxue prepared an extremely sumptuous dinner for Zhang Yi, just waiting for the 'martial arts master' to come back and have a delicious meal. In order to learn real kung fu, Mu Lingxue could be said to have worked very hard, for fear of taking care of him.
A little careless.
"Master, you are back, how is it? Is it tiring to work? If you are tired, don't go, I will support you." Mu Lingxue said with an earnest look on her face, giving people the feeling of a disciple of the Xingxiu Sect.
The first half of Zhang Yi's sentence sounded quite useful, but the last sentence was really hard to accept and unbearable.
Just imagine, a graceful and stunningly beautiful lady sincerely says to you, "I support you." A man who doesn't have any feelings for her is definitely not a man.
Zhang Yi was absolutely sure that he was a man, so how could he not react when faced with such a situation? Then he saw Mu Lingxue wearing loose casual clothes, with a black and white maid-style apron in front. For a moment, she just felt that her nose was a little bit...
It feels sour, as if nosebleeds may occur anytime and anywhere.
"Uh, you better not call me master, it sounds so awkward." Zhang Yi finally understood why Xiao Longnu fell in love with Guo'er. It turns out that the excitement brought by this master-disciple relationship is so strong that it makes people feel uncomfortable.
There is a feeling of panic, but also very urgent.
"How can that work? If you want to teach me kung fu, you will naturally be my master. Don't worry, I will definitely study hard and will never disgrace my master." Mu Lingxue said seriously, this look is also quite charming.
.The beautiful and sporty type, then the gentle and virtuous housewife type, the hot, seductive and charming type, the smart and intelligent Zhuge type, and now there is such an innocent and lively girl type.
It is said that only a female college student can transform into eighteen forms. Mu Lingxue was able to transform into so many forms in just a few days. Even Transformers, which only have two forms: robot and car, she actually has so many different forms.
And the most terrifying thing is that none of it seems to be fake, especially the smart state, which can never be faked. The innocent and cute look now is so real, with no trace of acting at all.
"If you really want to become a disciple, then wait until I start teaching you." Zhang Yi really didn't dare to accept this apprentice. Although Mu Lingxue is indeed very good now, it would be good to accept him as his apprentice and let her serve him every day.
, you won’t find such a rich and beautiful one if you look for a maid.
But Zhang Yi didn't dare to accept it, because he knew his tricks. If he was seen through, he might have to see another version of Mu Lingxue. It would definitely not be in the above forms, but
He is a ruthless and poisonous scorpion type...
"Okay, master, teach me now." Mu Lingxue stared at Zhang Yi with her big innocent eyes, making it difficult to refuse.
"It seems that I have been deceived..." Zhang Yi thought in his heart, but even if this matter is delayed, I am afraid it will not last long. After thinking about it for a while, he nodded and said: "Okay, in that case, I will teach you something.
Heart method. This is a five-element magical skill that is specially designed to regulate the functions of the internal organs and enhance physical fitness."
After saying that, Zhang Yi asked for a notebook and wrote a whole article on the postures and methods of pressing acupuncture points and exercising. If there were some that were difficult to describe, he even demonstrated them himself, allowing Mu Lingxue to learn them on the spot.
Finally able to learn kung fu, Mu Lingxue was surprisingly interested. She simply devoted herself to it, more energetic than anything else.
"Master, is that so?"
"Master, do you think this is right?"
"Master, is it right to spread your legs like this?"
"Master, is it perfect to hold out your chest like this?"
"master……"
Zhang Yi regretted it a little. He should have found a simpler method. This was to lift the chest and tighten the abdomen, and to squat on the crotch. The most terrible thing was that Mu Lingxue was wearing such a fat dress, and the top and skirt were
It's all in one piece, and you can vaguely see the black panties inside when you step down. Coupled with those white thighs and 35D breasts, it's simply torture.
A small tent had been put up on his trousers. In order to avoid embarrassment, he could only sit with his unnatural legs crossed and give instructions.
This set of kung fu, or training methods, is not some martial arts secret book, nor was it something Zhang Yi saw on the Internet or made up at random, but a health-preserving technique recorded in the Three Emperors Bible.
The Three Emperors Bible not only contains medical skills to cure diseases and save lives, prescriptions to eliminate diseases and evil spirits, but also methods to maintain health and prolong life. Traditional Chinese medicine emphasizes nourishment, which has never changed. It is said that medicinal supplements are not as good as food supplements, and treating diseases is not as good as nourishing diseases.
It is better not to be ill than to recover from illness.
Health-preserving techniques have been around since ancient times. There is a great work by the originator of medical books in the Three Emperors Bible, so records of this aspect are naturally indispensable. Various posture changes, combined with acupoint massage and meditation, can achieve a strong health-preserving effect. If persisted for a long time, it can prolong life.
Physical fitness.
Zhang Yi really had no other choice, so he suddenly thought of using health-preserving exercises to replace internal strength and mental exercises. Anyway, if he persisted for a long time, it would have a certain effect, and he might even be able to get through it.
"If you want to learn kung fu, you need to change your work and rest schedule. You must rest before 11 o'clock every night. Get up at five o'clock in the morning and sit quietly for half an hour. Then perform acupoint massage to expand the meridians. After that, you can go to a park or something.
Exercise according to the postures I teach you to strengthen the flexibility of your body and meridians. This is to lay the foundation. Only when the foundation is laid can you practice the internal skills and mental methods. Otherwise, not only will you fail to practice internal skills, but it will also be harmful to your body."
Zhang Yi also took the risk and simply started cheating.
"I understand. It seems that the master has not had a good rest recently, so he vomited blood during yesterday's practice, right?" Mu Lingxue looked admiringly, with burning stars shining in her eyes.
"Well, the reason for becoming a teacher is because I haven't laid a good foundation. I'm afraid it will be difficult to make progress in the future..." Zhang Yi shook his head melancholy, really like a lonely martial arts master.
If someone who knows him well sees this pretentious look, he will definitely have the urge to throw away his shoes.
However, Mu Lingxue was touched. Seeing the loss on her master's face, she felt very unhappy in her heart.
"Master, don't worry. When I have mastered my studies, when others ask me, I will be the first to report my name as master." Mu Lingxue said with confidence, as if she had really worshiped some legendary master as her teacher.
"Okay, very good..." Zhang Yi did not say the last sentence, 'The responsibility of maintaining world peace will be left to you.' Zhang Yi was very pleased and patted Mu Lingxue's soft shoulder, then dragged his tired
'The body went back to the room to rest.
With the status of master and apprentice, it will be easier to take advantage in the future, and the evil idea appears again...
Mu Lingxue really learned the lesson. In order to practice her skills, she looked at the stock market after it opened, directly set an ideal value to sell, and then lay on the bed to sleep.
It has been a state of staying up and down at night for a long time, and it is too difficult to change suddenly. Lying in bed, I don't feel sleepy at all. But in order to be able to practice, I just close my eyes and sleep hard, even if I don't feel sleepy. That's it.
, and she didn’t know how long it took before she finally fell asleep.
In the dream, I really practiced kung fu. My family sent more than twenty bodyguards to arrest people, but I was beaten to the ground by myself three times, five times, five times and two times...
…
Zhang Yi did not take an early rest. He sat in front of his desk and thought about today's meeting with Long Yang many times. He always felt that there was some hidden secret in these things, and it was a very important hidden secret. But after thinking about it for a long time, he realized that
I didn't find any clues and finally gave up.
"Do you want to verify the deduction technique?" Zhang Yi turned on the computer and suddenly thought of this magical ability.
If the skill of deduction can increase proficiency through constant use, you can grow by finding some simple things to deduce. He does not expect to be able to deduce for five thousand years like in myths and legends.
As long as you can use this ability to help yourself, that's enough.
It's just that the danger of deduction is too great. If you don't do it right, you will get burned.
But in the end, after a series of ideological struggles, Zhang Yi decided to give it a try. Because if this ability can be used, the poison in the mother's body and the news about Miao Zhenlei can be easily solved.
After boarding Penguin QQ, I found that Mu Lingxue’s mood changed to ‘I respect my master’s orders, go to bed early and get up early to practice hard!’.
"This little girl is quite cute." Zhang Yi said with a smile.
Didi Didi yesterday’s profile picture of the beautiful woman named Sheng Ruxiahua started to vibrate again, and Zhang Yi opened it smoothly.
"Did you see it? The website said that there was a supernatural incident in Shen University, and there was a video. It was so scary, that white-faced woman."
Zhang Yi smiled helplessly and replied, "I haven't read it yet."
Soon, Sheng Ruxiahua sent him a URL. After clicking on it, he saw several students doing something unknown in the corridor and taking pictures in real time with their mobile phones. The picture kept shaking, and suddenly, a
A long-haired woman with a snow-white face and no organs appeared in the screen. Then there was a scream, and the screen shook crazily...
"Haha, she has no nose, I don't know how she breathes..."
Life is like a summer flower: Ghosts still need to breathe, but you are still a paranormal enthusiast and don’t even know this.
"I am more interested in supernatural cases and cases that are difficult to solve. It is very interesting to find clues in these things."
Zhang Yi took nearly three minutes to complete this paragraph.
Shengru Xiahua: Oh? Do you like to be a great detective?
"Fortunately, it can only be said to be a hobby." Zhang Yi said in a very disgusting way, but he wanted to find these things in order to experiment with deduction techniques. He had just been online not long ago, and there was a senior netizen.
Help would definitely make it easier to find stuff like this.
Shengru Xiahua: Hehe, I can’t tell that your hobbies are very different from your online name.
"Ah? Screen name? What is my screen name?" Zhang Yi, a novice student, has not learned any other functions except using Penguin QQ to send and receive messages. He doesn't even know his own screen name.
It took a long time before Sheng Ru Xia Hua sent a picture, which was a screenshot of Zhang Yi's QQ number. Zhang Yi wrote down the string of numbers on the desk calendar beside him. It was his own QQ number, but he saw the screen name in front of it.
, I suddenly felt the urge to vomit blood.
QQ number 17x5817x58, nickname: Laogang Huangwang!
"This damn girl! Look how I deal with her!" Zhang Yi was very angry. Mu Lingxue helped apply for the QQ number, but he didn't expect that she would give herself such a unique online name.
Is this ** good? Can it be disclosed to the public casually?
Just when Zhang Yi was extremely angry, Sheng Ruxiahua sent another URL.
Shengru Xiahua: Look at this case and analyze it.
Zhang Yi clicked the mouse fiercely, and when the website opened, it turned out to be the 'supernatural suicide case' that he saw yesterday.
If it were another case, Zhang Yi couldn't guarantee that he would be able to analyze it, but in this case, he could say that he was completely clear about it. Although he didn't know who the prisoners were, the entire criminal process was probably except for those who carried out the crime.
, he is the one who knows best.
Laoyouhuang.com: I saw this case yesterday. It was a very simple murder case, but the murderer’s crime method was quite special, probably to avoid investigation.
Shengru Xiahua: Wow, you actually said it was murder? But the information says that there are no other people’s footprints around at all, and it has not been sorted out, and the state at the time of the crime has been completely preserved.
Laoyouhuang.com: Haha, if those policemen pay attention to the old beams, they might make new discoveries.
After this message was sent, Shengru Xiahua did not go offline, but no more messages were sent.
"Nainai, I was just asking you to help me find some practice materials, but I haven't said anything yet!" Zhang Yi was very angry. After researching for a long time, he still didn't know how to change his online name. He asked some netizens, but no one bothered to talk to him.
I casually read the news and looked for some old cases on that website. It turned out that maybe due to mood problems or incomplete known information, there was no movement in the deduction technique.
Sheng Ruxiahua still didn't say anything. Out of boredom, she turned off the computer, fell on the bed and went to sleep.dd