Chapter 119: If you can't do it, you shouldn't marry and harm others
"Hey...I'm going to be so angry when you mention these things!
Our temple used to be very prosperous, and there were huge crowds of people who came to worship every day. How could it be so deserted like now?
But half a year ago, a nunnery was built less than a thousand meters away from our temple. Since that nunnery was built, fewer and fewer people come to our temple!
The tourists were all snatched away by the old nun and the three young nuns she brought with her. I don’t know what crooked means they used to confuse the tourists. Anyway, no one cares about our temple now!
The poor monk just can’t figure it out. Whether it’s asking for fortune-telling or praying for blessings, our temple has special efficacies. There is also a variety of consecrated talismans that are the most popular among tourists. As long as you wear them like this, it is to pray for marriage.
, If you ask for wealth, you will get rich; if you ask for peace, you will be safe...
I just wondered why no tourists came there!" The old monk became more and more angry as he talked. He was so angry that he stamped his feet on the ground, which made the big pot on the stove make a squeaking and trembling sound.
"Uncle Monk, you should calm down, anger will hurt your health!
I understand, the incense in your temple is not very good now. Your disciple has gone out to beg for alms, right?
It doesn’t matter, since we are here today, we are destined to meet you, uncle monk. Since you are unable to open the pot now, we have to donate some sesame oil money to you anyway!”
When Xiao Yiqing said this, she came close to Pu Yuze and whispered: "Pu Yuze, how much cash do you have on you? Give five hundred to this uncle monk!
He was really pitiful. He didn't even have a pickle to drink the porridge!
After giving the money, let’s go to that nunnery and have a look. Isn’t it said that there are many people there? If it doesn’t work, no one can go, right?
It turns out that the taxi driver was right, it’s just that we went to the wrong place, eh..."
"You little girl, you think my ears are no longer good when I get old, don't you?
The poor monk's nickname is "Shunfeng Er". I can hear conversations even though they are thousands of meters away!
There is no need for you to pity me. Although not many people come to our temple now, our temple is still rich. Didn’t you see that we use high-tech liquefied gas tanks?
You must know that this liquefied gas tank costs about a hundred or ten yuan a tank for your people who live down the mountain. Do you know how much a tank of liquefied gas costs when you carry it up the mountain?
It cost 500 yuan a can, and they said we couldn’t even eat pickles. All we ate were packaged pickles, which we could take out at any time!
My apprentice is not going to beg for alms. I was sitting in the courtyard and heard that damn old nun talking bad about me. I went to let my apprentice settle accounts with those annoying nuns!
Also, what I just said about the liquefied gas tank not being closed is because I want to test the kindness of the two of you. Generally speaking, you, this little girl, seem to have a good heart in the film, and you are not the kind of person with evil thoughts...
Since you come to the monastery, you must be asking for something, so I won’t argue with you about wanting to go to the nunnery just now. What do you think you came to ask for?
I will satisfy you with my kindness today!" The old monk had a tugging expression on his face, as if he was deliberately protesting.
Xiao Yiqing knew from the few times the old monk stamped his feet that the old monk knew martial arts. Now that he had learned his skills, she also looked at the old monk with admiration.
Although this old monk is a competitive and face-saving person, he is really quite capable. He said that if he refuses him for this reason, I am afraid he will really get angry...
"Uncle Monk, you are really amazing!
You can hear me even when I say it so quietly, you are like an expert in this world!
We really have something to ask for today. Recently, I have been obsessed with filming TV series. I just want to become a big star that attracts everyone's attention. Can you get me a magic charm to wish my dream come true?
"
Xiao Yiqing's head is really full of things about filming TV series now. Even she herself doesn't know whether she is doing this to piss off Pu Yuze or whether she is really starting to like and yearn for a career as an actor.
Pu Yuze has a head full of black lines, and this Xiao Yiqing is too outrageous. If I ask for a charm, I want someone who can cut off the rotten peach blossoms. It is best to ask for a charm that can be devoted to me wholeheartedly!
You don’t want to be a big star? I’ve never heard of people going to temples to pray to become big stars, but this old monk seems to have a few tricks up his sleeve!
Just in case, he must not be allowed to write any magic talisman to Xiao Yiqing to help him become a big star, so Pu Yuze raised a bright smile on his lips and said: "Uncle Monk, just now you said that your apprentice went to a nunnery
I went to the nun theory. There are four nuns in the nunnery, but only one capable disciple!
Isn't this simply a sheep entering a tiger's mouth?
It's hard for one person to defeat eight hands. I'm afraid your apprentice will suffer a loss here!
What if we go together now to rescue your apprentice?
This is the top priority right now, so let’s wait for the matter of seeking spiritual talismans.”
The old monk rolled his eyes, twirled his beard and thought for a moment, then said: "Is there any danger?
The arrival of the poor monk was the first time he filmed the apprentice going to the nunnery for a confrontation. It was said that he had already been there for two hours!
It only takes ten minutes to come back and forth, so I should be back early!
You are all making trouble here, so I forgot to do my exercises and went to listen to what the nunnery said. After all, my disciple wasn't beaten to the ground by those nuns, was he?
Will he be beaten to death directly?
How to do how to do?"
Seeing the old monk's anxious look, Xiao Yiqing began to worry. No matter what the whole story was, it would be terrible if someone lost his life. "Uncle monk, don't be anxious. This is a legal society now."
, nuns who break the law will also be punished!
Come on, let’s go to the nunnery together now to find your apprentice!”
"Actually, those nuns are quite tough. Can we beat them if we just go like this?
My apprentice is a tall man and has good martial arts skills. He hasn't come back for a long time since he went here. I'm afraid that this trip will cause trouble to the two benefactors!
Your kind-hearted poor monk understands this. I'd better write you the magic talisman to help you succeed in your career. I'd better wait and see what happens in this matter." The old monk then walked to his own meditation room.
Pu Yuze couldn't care so much now. No matter whether this veteran's magic talisman worked or not, he still wanted to ask him to write one for himself!
"Uncle Monk, you can't be biased towards her!
Why don't you ask me what kind of talisman I want?" Pu Yuze complained very much.
"Hahaha... Seeing that you were considerate of my apprentice just now, I will give you a talisman too!
But what kind of talisman do you want?" The old monk had already drawn strange characters on the yellow rectangular paper with red cinnabar. After he finished drawing, he picked it up and put it in his hand and muttered it for a long time.
Later, he quickly folded it into a small triangle, put it in a small waterproof pendant, handed it to Xiao Yiqing's hand, and said: "As long as you keep wearing this talisman, you will definitely become a great master within a year."
star!"
Pu Yuze watched the old monk murmuring and didn't bother him anymore. He just stated his request in front of the old monk's busy work.
"Uncle Monk, I want to ask for a concentration charm that will make my wife only love me!
No matter how many men appear around my wife, she still only loves me!" Pu Yuze said as he moved his eyes to Xiao Yiqing, as if protesting that Xiao Yiqing wanted to be...
Big stars are in vain, and in the end they can't escape his grasp!
"your wife?
Who do you say is your wife?" The old monk looked at Pu Yuze in obvious surprise, as if he was talking crazy.
"She is my wife!
It’s the talisman that makes her only love me and not other men!
It's best to add the effect of cutting off the rotten peach blossoms on her body!" Pu Yuze pointed at Xiao Yiqing and said.
"Are you married to her?
Is this impossible?
This little girl is still a young lady, how could she be your wife?
Is it because you have a crush on someone that you want to ask for this kind of charm?
In fact, things like amulets are not omnipotent. They are things that can help luck, but they cannot 100% control your destiny!
I don’t think I can draw this talisman for you, so why don’t you change it to another one?” The old monk completely regarded Pu Yuze as a man who wanted to use evil means to occupy women.
"Uncle Monk, you are so smart, you can even tell if the woman hasn't opened the package?
Although she and I are not actually married, she is really my wife!
We got a marriage certificate, you see." Pu Yuze took out the marriage certificate from his pocket and showed it to the old monk. Now he was completely convinced that these old monks had supernatural powers.
The old monk obviously didn't expect such a thing. He took the red marriage certificate and looked at it carefully. He also looked at Pu Yuze and Xiao Yiqing against the photos above, and then looked at the photos again. He looked at them several times.
Only then could they believe that the two people on the marriage certificate were themselves.
"Then I think you still need a talisman to improve your health!
Judging from your appearance, you should be in good health, but I didn’t expect that there is something wrong with you!
Why don't you come to my monastery and be my disciple? As a monk, you should be very qualified, and you will definitely be able to grow old and give up your love!
You said that you, a person with physical problems, why do you want to marry a young girl when you have nothing to do?
Isn't this a trap for others? You asked me to get you a talisman of evil deeds. That's not a magic talisman. It's clearly a curse!
Drawing such a talisman will be punished by God..."
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