"Pan Zhihua, no one said anything bad about you, it's just that I have a girlfriend, do you understand?
So, no matter how nice you are, it has nothing to do with me!
My biggest advantage is that I am single-minded. As long as I identify someone as my girlfriend, I will definitely get married!
You don’t need to waste time on me anymore. I am really in love with my girlfriend.
Our relationship is as strong as gold, as solid as a rock!" Pu Yuze tried his best to make it perfect, leaving no hope for Pan Zhihua.
"Do you think I'm too fat?
How could you have a girlfriend? I've asked someone to investigate. It's impossible for you to have a girlfriend!
In fact, I know that you just dislike me for being fat. Seeing as you are an amateur, it is better to find a chubby woman when looking for a woman.
Those 'skinny spareribs' feel so squishy when you press them on them, but mine is better, they feel so soft when you press them!
You touch it and see how my F-cup feels. You will fall in love with it as soon as you touch it. Really..."
Pan Zhihua grabbed Pu Yuze's hand, pressed it on her own breasts, and deliberately shook her breasts from side to side. It looked like she had learned belly dancing, and the shaking made her breasts really swell like a sea lang.
Pu Yuze fiercely shook off Pan Zhihua's hand, his brown-black eyes full of anger, "Don't do this!
A girl should have more respect for herself.
You are demeaning yourself by doing this..."
Pu Yuze turned around and walked away, leaving Pan Zhihua's back behind.
Pu Yuze originally wanted to save some face for Pan Zhihua, but this Pan Zhihua is really crazy!
I have never seen such a shameless woman. I'm afraid she would have taken off all her clothes before leaving. This is simply a mentally ill woman!
She really needs to get married as soon as possible so that she can completely give up. I believe that as long as she is married, it will be useless for Pan Zhihua to complain to her father, the mayor!
A mayor would never be so outrageous as to use official business to threaten a divorce for the sake of his daughter!
…………………………………………………………………………
Xiao Yiqing's grandfather, Xiao Zhenhai, was proudly talking to Pu Yuze's grandfather on the phone at this time, "Old Pu Tou, my granddaughter came back today and said that she has decided to marry your grandson!
In this way, our family is finally complete!
Hahaha……"
"I never gave up when I was on a killing spree before, how could I give up now on a matter like my grandson's marriage!
Did you know that when I got home, I said I had coronary heart disease and was hospitalized immediately? This was the strategy.
Hahaha……
Originally, this amount of pressure was enough, but I didn’t expect that God was helping me. My Pu Yuze was chosen by the mayor’s fat and ugly woman, Pan Zhihua!
Now that I have been entangled by her, it is good now. I will immediately go to your Xiao Yiqing to discuss marriage.
If these two children get married, we will have less worries." Puke's unsmiling face was now full of smiles.
"If you just pretend to have coronary heart disease, that's just childish!
When I say that you have a bad heart, of course you are pretending to be accurate.
But your grandson is so good-looking that it’s really not safe to put anywhere. You old man looks like a shoehorn. Why have all the descendants of your descendants evolved...
By the way, you don't even know what tricks I used to get my granddaughter to agree to this marriage.
I said that I might be terminally ill, and my biggest wish was to watch her get married to Pu Yuze...
Look how filial my granddaughter is!
Ha ha ha ha……"
Xiao Zhenhai proudly talked about his pretending to be sick.
These two old men have been competing with each other all their lives. There is no comparison in the army. They did not bring their children together before, which has become their biggest regret in life. Now they can bring their children's children together.
Getting one piece is a kind of dream come true.
The atmosphere in Jianghai City’s ‘Zhenheng Law Firm’ is extremely weird. The two people who created such an atmosphere, without even thinking, must be Pu Yuze and Xiao Yiqing.
This 'Zhenheng Law Firm' is a newly opened small law firm. The business is usually not busy, and basically no clients come to the door.
Xiao Yiqing thought about it for a long time before deciding to come here. Anyway, such a contract is only written for actual litigation in the future. It is just a formality. There is no need to go to those well-known law firms. In the end,
The main thing is that I am afraid that famous law firms will not be willing to accept...
"Did I really hear that right?
Do you want me to write you a fake marriage contract?
And we also need to ensure that such a contract is true, legal and valid?
I have been a lawyer for so many years, but I have never met a client like you!" Lawyer Jiang Dongcheng of Zhenheng Law Firm pushed up his big black-rimmed glasses in surprise, not knowing what the two people in front of him were like.
Are you serious or joking.
"Of course it's true, otherwise what would we be doing here!
We don’t have the leisure to come here to play with you!
Just tell me how much it costs to write such a contract, and I can pay the money first to show my sincerity, but you must keep this matter confidential."
Pu Yuze is really going crazy now. He has already booked everything for today. He will write the contract in the morning and go get the marriage certificate in the afternoon.
I have already arranged for someone to go to the Marriage Registration Office early in the morning to arrange the number. However, I met a lawyer with such ink marks. It was nothing to make a fuss about. I don’t know how long it will take to finish writing.
"Then the name of this contract can only be called a prenuptial contract, and it can be made similar to the notarization of prenuptial property, so it is legal.
But I still venture to say, I think you two are really a good match, so why are you still pretending to be married?"
Lawyer Jiang Dongcheng really doesn't understand what these young people are doing now. He just can't understand it at all.
"Lawyer, there is no need to explain things between us so clearly to you!
I think what you should ask now is what should be written in our contract."
Xiao Yiqing also felt that this lawyer was a bit troublesome. She originally wanted to find a smaller law firm with fewer problems and more flexibility, but she did not expect that the lawyers in this rabbit-nest-sized law firm would be more difficult.
Asking questions is really annoying!
"Then tell me your requirements?
What should be agreed upon in the contract?" When lawyer Jiang Dongcheng saw that the two clients were repulsive, he gave up the idea of further communication with them.
“The most important thing is to write down that within one year of marriage, both parties will refrain from any form of sexual relations!
The contract lasts for one year, and divorce procedures will be carried out unconditionally after one year!
During the duration of the marriage, both parties have absolute personal freedom, and the other party is not allowed to interfere in any form with their right to interact with people of the opposite sex!
If either party breaches the contract, it will pay a liquidated damages of 10 million to the other party."
Xiao Yiqing mentioned all the key requirements. She had been thinking hard all night, and it was so difficult for her to lose sleep that she came up with these few requirements.
Pu Yuze found it a bit funny when he heard this. Could it be that Xiao Yiqing really thought that he was attracted to her, so he proposed to marry her?
If it weren't for the mentally ill Pan Zhihua, she would never have agreed to such a marriage, and even mentioned such conditions in the contract!
Are you the only one who knows how to mention it? Pu Yuze became angry after hearing the requirements Xiao Yiqing said!
"I can agree to all these terms, but I want to add a few more on top of these terms.
Article 1: During the duration of the marriage, on the surface, we must play the role of husband and wife, and we must unconditionally cooperate with all external activities, including all dinner parties at both parties’ homes...
Article 2: When conditions are unavoidable, the other party is allowed to bring the opposite sex back to the common residence for the night, and the other party has no right to express any dissatisfaction.
Article 3: Living under the same roof, although one person can live in a room, the living room, kitchen, and bathroom must be shared, so in some public places, be careful not to wear revealing clothes and not eat.
Pungent food similar to durian and stinky tofu.
This is what I came up with, have you written it down?" Pu Yuze was really holding his breath now, and the terms he mentioned were a bit harsh.
It seems that the war between Pu Yuze and Xiao Yiqing is about to ignite...
"I've already recorded it. You can draft the contract in half an hour. I'll give you a look at it first and you can modify it if it's inappropriate!" Lawyer Jiang Dongcheng wiped the sweat from his head and said.
Today, his eyes were really opened. There are people who treat marriage as a game. If they don't want to have anything to do with each other, then why get married?
Although there were a lot of doubts in his heart, lawyer Jiang Dongcheng still didn't ask any more questions. Looking at these two people, it was not a simple background.
"Then hurry up!
We have other things to do.
Are you just going to let us wait here?
Are there no coffee or snacks provided?
Why are you so unenthusiastic about treating customers?" Pu Yuze crossed his legs and leaned back on the chair and said leisurely. "Yes, we have everything here!
Even if it’s not available, I can send someone to buy it right away." Lawyer Jiang Dongcheng said with a smile on his face. As he spoke, he picked up the phone and said: "Secretary, take the client to the lounge to have a rest."
Pu Yuze and Xiao Yiqing came to the lounge with their secretary. There were coffee tables, sofas, and a computer with Internet access. It seemed that the waiting time was not too difficult.
The two people sat on the sofa and started arguing.
"Xiao Yiqing, why don't you make it so serious and write that you can't have sex within a year?
Do you think all women in this world are dead?
There are so many women who look better than you!"
Pu Yuze felt that it was a mistake to come to the law firm today to sign a fake marriage contract, which made the unlucky lawyer wonder what to think.
"You're still talking about me, what's the condition you mentioned? Are you shameless? No matter it's a real marriage or a fake marriage, why don't you go out and do it with women?
How disgusting!”
Xiao Yiqing glared at Pu Yuze fiercely.
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