Chapter 85: The Shocking Method of Fake Virgin Luohong
"It's not that scary, right?
They wouldn't really do that outrageous thing, right?
I'm a little scared to say it!
Originally I wanted to advise you not to worry about that, but now I'm worried for you."
Shen Sirou's eyes were full of disbelief. She originally thought that marriage was just a matter of two people, but now it seems that it is not that simple at all.
"I told you that I wanted you to give me some advice, but I'm not sure whether it will develop to that extent!
But we can’t fight an unprepared battle.
My brain is in chaos right now, and I really don’t know what to do!" Xiao Yiqing reached out and grabbed Shen Sirou's arm and shook it, looking very helpless.
Shen Shenrou blinked in embarrassment and thought for a while, then said: "If the situation develops according to what you said, if it were me, I would not eat anything!
If Pu Yuze eats it, there is a way to do it. Aren't you afraid that he will scream out? Just put a towel in his mouth. This way, you won't be able to deal with him any way you want!
It would be easier to listen to the sound, just download an pornographic video and play it on your computer. As for the red sheets, just make a small slit on Pu Yuze's toes and apply some drops on them.
Remember, you must use your toes, not your fingers, as it will be easier to spot if you use your fingers!"
"This is a solution, but the screams in the porn movie are too ecstatic, and I don't want to hear the sound. Is that okay?
They say there is a difference between reality and movies. Aren’t you very experienced in this area?
Are they the same?" Xiao Yiqing pondered what Shen Shenrou said and asked curiously.
"Hate!
How do I know? Although I have met many boyfriends, few of them have real relationships. What experience do I have?
But I personally think the shouting in those movies is a bit too exaggerated, hahahaha..." Shen Shenrou thought it was quite funny after saying this. Xiao Yiqing really wants to use this bad idea that she came up with. She started to use it. After careful consideration, it can be determined.
"Why are you laughing? I think your idea is really good. If you are really forced to that point, just follow your plan!" Xiao Yiqing looked at Shen Shenrou and couldn't stop laughing, knowing that she I say it casually, but this is really considered a hopeless solution.
Xiao Yiqing and Shen Sirou were chatting quietly in a quiet place in the hotel cafe. She had always been worried about Pu Yuze's incident outside the dressing room door!
This time, just in case, I went to the coffee shop upstairs to listen to the conversation. As long as someone came close, I would be able to spot it immediately. I am afraid that it is unprecedented for someone like Xiao Yiqing to hide out and drink coffee at a wedding banquet. By.
******************The wedding banquet was over, and it was still early before the wedding ceremony. A group of relatives stayed at Pu Yuze's grandfather's house to rest, in order to kill time and wait for the quiet night. During the wedding ceremony, some people play mahjong, some play landlord, and some play chess...
Just like a chess and card club, Grandpa Pu Yuze's house really continued the lively scene of the wedding banquet. From time to time, servants would bring tea and water, but no one noticed anything unusual happened at the host's house.
Li Yuzhi was really exhausted today. She had been entertaining relatives and friends throughout the wedding, chatting a few words with one another and now her back and back ached and her face was numb from laughing!
Seeing that the people I came back were all real relatives who were very close to each other, and they were all children of the same generation as Pu Yuze, I didn't have any scruples and went upstairs to take a rest.
But as soon as the door was opened, I saw the servant of the family walking around in his room with a little boy in his arms!
The little boy is pink and white, tender and tender, and looks to be about three years old.
His eyes are big and watery, his double eyelids are also big, and his nose bridge is very high. He looks like a mixed-race child, but his hair is black and his eyes are not blue.
What Li Yuzhi is now concerned about is not whether this child is a mixed race, but where did this child come from?
"Xiao Zhang, whose child are you holding?
If you pick it up on the roadside, take it directly to the police station!
How can you bring a strange child back to your home? If this is a lost child from someone else, you will be very anxious."
Li Yuzhi saw that the little boy was very well-dressed, wearing a green little dinosaur casual suit. The hat on the back was the little dinosaur's head and there were small triangles on the back, and there was also a long one on the back.
The tail looks so cute.
It is impossible for a little boy of this age to be abandoned, he must be lost!
"Auntie, I didn't pick this child up, it was your eldest son Pu Pengtao who asked me to take good care of this child.
It’s not me who wants to come to your room, it’s your eldest son Pu Pengtao who called and asked me to come to your room!” This is the youngest maid in the Pu family, a girl from the Northeast, talking
An authentic Northeastern dialect.
Xiao Zhang looked at Li Yuzhi with a somewhat reproachful look and quickly explained, fearing that he would be criticized a lot.
"Ah...is that true?
This little boy was brought back by my eldest son?
This is impossible!
How could my eldest son bring back a child?" Li Yuzhi was confused by what Xiao Zhang said, and even suspected that there was something wrong with Xiao Zhang's brain to say such a thing.
"Auntie, with all the conscience of heaven and earth, what I said is all the truth!
Not a single lie!
If you don't believe me, go ask your Pu Pengtao yourself!" Xiao Zhang said nervously while holding the child. He became a little excited and frightened the little child who was fine just now and started crying.
Li Yuzhi hugged the child over at once. She didn't want her relatives downstairs to hear the cries of a child upstairs without making any confusion. She really didn't know how to explain it.
Wouldn't it be funny to be laughed at by relatives?
"Oh... oh... be good, baby!
Don't cry, I'll get you something delicious later!" Li Yuzhi is an obstetrics and gynecology doctor. She often comes into contact with babies, so it's really been a long time since she took care of a child around three years old.
After picking up the child, coax him in the same way as a baby.
The little boy burst out laughing after hearing this, and said in a sweet voice: "Grandma, Cheng Cheng is not a little baby, Cheng Cheng is already a big baby now!"
The little boy put his arms around Li Yuzhi's neck cutely and whispered in Li Yuzhi's ear. After speaking, he covered his mouth with an embarrassed look on his face.
Li Yuzhi saw that this little child was so interesting and called her grandma. She really felt an indescribable feeling in her heart. It was very kind and subtle. Although she had two sons, none of her sons had children.
, being called grandma by a child can’t help but create associations in my mind.
Xiao Zhang said that this child was brought back by Pu Pengtao, so could this child be the child his eldest son had with some woman in the United States?
If you put it this way, this child might really be your own grandson!
"Your name is Cheng Cheng?
Then grandma asked Cheng Cheng, how old is he this year?" Li Yuzhi did not rush to find her eldest son Pu Pengtao to ask, and answered the question with a smile while holding the child.
"Cheng Cheng is four years old this year. How old is grandma?
Is he half older than Cheng Cheng's daddy?" The little boy asked this in a childish voice, and he seemed to be imitating him.
"Grandma is fifty-six this year.
Cheng Cheng, tell grandma who is your daddy?" Li Yuzhi looked at herself and didn't mention it, and the little guy talked about his daddy, and then asked, in fact, Li Yuzhi wanted to know about him when chatting with this kid.
Is daddy his eldest son?
"Fifty-six? Grandma, you are from a minority!" Cheng Cheng did not answer the question of who his father was, but looked at Li Yuzhi in surprise, as if Li Yuzhi was a very remarkable person.
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Li Yuzhi was completely confused by Cheng Cheng's words. She didn't know why he said that she was a minority, so she asked with some confusion: "Grandma is not a minority, grandma is Han! Why did Cheng Cheng say that grandma is?"
Ethnic minorities?”
Cheng Cheng looked at this grandma with some surprise, thinking that this person is really old and doesn't know enough. He doesn't know such a simple question! "Daddy said that there are fifty-six ethnic groups in China, didn't grandma also say that?
If you are fifty-six, then you are a minority, Cheng Cheng is right."
"Hahaha...hahaha..." Li Yuzhi laughed so hard that her stomach hurt. This Cheng** was so funny. It's really not possible to deal with such a complicated matter as a four-year-old child. I just remember it.
If you don’t understand what it means, you will just take the seat blindly.
"Cheng Cheng, the fifty-six years grandma said is the age, not the number of ethnic groups.
Cheng Cheng hasn't answered grandma's question yet, who is Cheng Cheng's father?"
Cheng** felt that the question asked by this grandma was very untechnical, "Cheng Cheng's father is the man who gave birth to Cheng Cheng!"
After hearing this, Li Yuzhi almost lost her breath and sat down on the ground. Is this little devil deliberately playing riddles with him here?
He just deliberately doesn't want to tell himself who his father is, so he interrupts at every turn and refuses to give a positive answer. This four-year-old child has become a man now, why is it so hard to fool him!
"Cheng Cheng doesn't want to tell grandma who your daddy is?
What grandma wants to ask is what is your daddy’s name? Cheng Cheng is so smart that he doesn’t even know his daddy’s name, right?”
"Of course Cheng Cheng knows what daddy's name is!" Cheng Cheng was obviously a little dissatisfied that this grandma looked down on him. Just as he was about to tell her daddy's name, he suddenly remembered what daddy told him to ask.
I couldn't say Daddy's name, so I covered my mouth and shook my head repeatedly.
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