Chapter 87: The Problem of Calling on the Wedding Night
"Stop, let's just let this topic go and I won't argue with you anymore!
But for those of your family who are full and have nothing to do, how can they deceive the relatives who are listening outside the door?
I really don’t know how to make that kind of scream, but just to be prepared, I have recorded a scream from an pornographic movie on my phone, and I can fool it by playing it later!
Now that technology is so advanced, if you want to confuse people, do you still have to go to battle in person?" Xiao Yiqing said proudly while holding her mobile phone.
"What the hell did you record? Let me listen to it first to see if the scream is reliable!" Pu Yuze put on his Bluetooth headset and called up the scream recorded by Xiao Yiqing. He hadn't heard thirty yet
I couldn't bear to turn it off within seconds.
"What kind of stuff are you recording? They're all Japanese women's screams!
The scream was too exaggerated. How could anyone scream like that in real life? It was as if the trachea had been cut.
It's a good thing you didn't let it go. This time it was revealed.
Why are you so stupid? If you want to join, you have to record in Mandarin. No, you shouldn’t join this thing at all!
My relatives are not fools either. How can we not even recognize individual voices? Hey..."
Pu Yuze simply couldn't laugh or cry. This little woman always played some clever tricks, and in the end she was dumbfounded.
"Ah... no!
This is what Shen Sirou recorded for me. Where can I find porn like this? I can use her to help next time. It's totally a disservice.
So what should we do now?
I used to think that there was no big problem with this pornographic scream, but now that it's gone, the problem is huge!" Xiao Yiqing looked at Pu Yuze anxiously. Now she has no way to do it. Could it be true?
She has a live version called...
I can't scream, it's really too embarrassing, how could I possibly do that, I don't have that kind of experience at all, isn't this trying to catch a duck?
"How about we do it for real? When the time comes, we will scream out loud when we are there! Hahaha..." Pu Yuze's brown eyes flashed with an evil light.
"You...you are telling me that I really fell out with you!
If I kick you like this, even if you have a lot of money and are handsome, you will still be a good-for-nothing man, hahaha..." Xiao Yiqing showed a fierce expression again.
"I was just kidding, why can't you resist teasing me?
No sense of humor at all.
Okay, I've figured out a way. I can scream easily without having to do that, and it's very realistic!" Pu Yuze was really afraid of this little woman. If he messed with her, he might just kick him when he wasn't prepared.
The consequences are really unimaginable.
"Really?
Didn't you come up with some bad idea again?
Let’s talk about it first, if you do any weird tricks, I won’t mess around with you.”
Xiao Yiqing frowned and stared at Pu Yuze questioningly.
"Actually, it's nothing. Use a toothbrush to brush the soles of your feet. Do you feel itchy?" Pu Yuze didn't try to be pretentious, but instead shared all the ideas he had come up with.
"Brush the soles of your feet with a toothbrush? Then you don't have a toothbrush to brush your teeth!" Xiao Yiqing just brushed the soles of his feet with a toothbrush, which was still within an acceptable range.
"Don't worry about this. I bought a dozen toothbrushes, which are enough!
Just tell me, can you cooperate with this idea?" Pu Yuze is very strict about cleaning supplies. He needs to replace his toothbrush with a new one every ten or eight days, so he usually keeps a lot of them, but this time he really has a lot of them.
It came in handy.
“Pu Yuze, is your toothbrush a manual one or an electric one?
You can’t use the electric one, you can hear a buzzing sound!”
“There are all electric and manual ones, but I actually don’t like the electric ones because they are very awkward to brush my teeth with.
Okay, hurry up, I got up too early today, I'm a little sleepy, finish your call and go to bed early!" Pu Yuze covered his mouth and let out a loud sigh.
"If you don't tell me that I forgot, how can I sleep today?
Who sleeps on the bed and who sleeps on the floor?
I can't sleep in the same bed with you, it's too dangerous!" Listening to Pu Yuze talk about sleeping, Xiao Yiqing's relaxed mood became tense again.
“This bed is so big, does anyone need to sleep on the floor?
I'm talking about how hard the floor is. I can't stand up straight after sleeping all night!
When our family saw it, they thought we were exhausted from having too much sex at night." How could Pu Yuze be willing to leave his soft and comfortable big bed, and he couldn't bear to let Xiao Yiqing sleep on the floor.
"Oh, disgusting, what are you talking about? It's not serious to talk about it!
It's okay if we all sleep on the bed, but we have to put the rocking chair across the middle of the bed, so I can barely accept it." Xiao Yiqing felt that Pu Yuze was really necrotic, and all he said was so inappropriate that it would make people blush and make their heart beat.
talk.
"Okay, no problem, if you want to move that big fish tank to the middle of the bed, I will move it for you!
You have to remember that I am standing in front of you just licking my fingers, and there are countless beauties lined up waiting for me to fuck Mr. Pu. He is not an old bachelor who has not seen a woman in hundreds of years.
What you are doing is really unnecessary. To be honest, even if you hold me now, I won’t do anything to you. I can find a lot of women like you at random.
It doesn't matter if you stop me like this, I'm really afraid that you will suddenly get into my bed in the middle of the night, crying and shouting, so I want you!
I’m really panicking…”
Pu Yuze was really a little angry. Xiao Yiqing was so self-righteous that he even put a rocking chair on the bed. This was a Simmons mattress. Who couldn't sleep without turning over or something? Then this rocking chair would be
It's so scary to rock on the bed by myself.
"Pu Yuze, how romantic you are outside, how many women you attract, this is all your freedom, and it has nothing to do with me!
But I ask you not to insult me, but to make me cry and beg you to take me. This kind of thing will never happen. I think we are going to quarrel again as we continue talking.
When doing business, do you still use it to complete a few sentences with lines, such as reciting some poem?"
"What kind of poem are you talking about? It's fake at first glance. Why don't I just call you wife, I love you, and you call husband, I love you!"
After the shouting, there was a pause of five or eight minutes to free up the kissing time.
At that time, I will brush the soles of your feet with a toothbrush, and you can just scream as you please." Pu Yuze explained the steps like a director.
"Do you think it can be like this?
You use a toothbrush to brush the soles of my feet, so don’t you need to brush the soles of my feet?
This is so unfair!
No, you are going to have your soles of feet brushed, so why should I be the one to brush them?" No matter how Xiao Yiqing thought about it, she felt that this arrangement was because Pu Yuze was using herself as a Sunday.
“I don’t need to brush because I can bark, hahaha…
Besides, it’s mostly women who do this kind of thing, and men are also so wow...wow...it doesn’t seem like that!
What's the big deal about brushing the soles of your feet? You're still waiting for the pedicure to promote your blood circulation, so that you can see a little bit of the bride's appearance when you meet our family tomorrow."
Xiao Yiqing saw what Pu Yuze said, and she really wasn't in the mood to grind her teeth with him. She was speaking in a tight voice, which was much more tiring than usual.
******************Li Yuzhi was looking upstairs and downstairs, and there was no trace of his eldest son. He thought carefully that he had not seen him since he came back from the hotel where the wedding banquet was held.
he.
Why does Pu Pengtao look unhappy on this day when his brother Pu Yuze is happy? Could it be that his life in the United States has not gone well these years?
Or do you feel uncomfortable watching your younger brother get married while your own marriage falls apart?
If you have anything to say, just say it directly. Don't feel uncomfortable in your heart!
Thinking of this, Li Yuzhi felt sour in her heart. As the saying goes, 'I would rather demolish ten temples than break up one marriage.' But the eldest daughter-in-law left mainly because of the conflict with herself...
Li Yuzhi found a secluded place, took out her mobile phone and called Pu Pengtao, "Son, where are you now?
Why haven't I seen you since the wedding? Mom has something to ask you!"
"I bought some daily necessities in the supermarket. When I came back from the United States, I didn't bring back all these little things. I'll be home soon!
Mom, do you have anything to buy?
I'll bring it back to you by the way."
Pu Pengtao was actually wandering aimlessly. Ever since he saw the bride of his younger brother Pu Yuze, he had been wondering if it was the little girl he saved back then. Later, the bride's bridesmaid came over to inquire about her affairs in various ways.
It was confirmed that this bride was the little girl he saved back then.
And it also shows that she has never forgotten what happened when she saved her, and even on her wedding day, she sent someone to ask...
I only blame myself for being stupid back then. He only wanted to save people and had no other aspirations. He was also afraid that such a good thing of sacrificing himself to save others would turn into an ulterior motive. Otherwise, he would have left some clues for her to find him.
, it won’t be as sad as it is now!
But after so many years, why can't I forget her?
Even after experiencing a failed marriage, I still have an excessive nostalgia for her in my heart. I don't know what's wrong with me. I can't get rid of this lingering feeling for a girl I haven't even exchanged a word with.
"You kid, you have everything at home, why don't you go out and buy it?
Even if you don't ask the servants at home to buy it, it would be fine. You said you just came back from the United States and went to attend the wedding. How tiring it would be!
Go home quickly, mom still has something to ask you." Li Yuzhi was anxious and wanted to ask what was going on with this kid named Cheng Cheng who appeared out of nowhere, but he couldn't ask these questions on his mobile phone.
clear.
After Li Yuzhi finished speaking, there was no response from Pu Pengtao, so he said helplessly: "Hey... son, did you hear what mom said? Hello... hello..."
There was still no answer. Li Yuzhi thought there might be a problem with the signal, so she moved a few steps and continued to ask, but still no answer!
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