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1. Kill the panda and I will be a national treasure!
2. Don’t talk about your ideals with me, quit!
3. If you fall down, get up and cry again~~~
4. Low profile! That’s the most awesome way to show off!!
5. If you don’t eat enough, how can you have the energy to lose weight?
6. I'm so sorry for making you laugh.
7. I can resist everything except temptation...
8. I not only have a car, but also a bicycle...
9. What I light is a cigarette, but what I smoke is loneliness...
10. It’s not that you don’t smile, but your fans will fall off as soon as you smile!
11. People are not smart, so they imitate other people’s baldness.
12. If you can’t hold my heart back, don’t call me a philanderer!
13. No matter how awesome Chopin is, he can't play the sadness of me!
14. Be happy while you are alive, because we will die for a long time.
15. Please don’t speak English in front of me in the future, okay?
16. I never hold grudges. I usually avenge them on the spot.
17. Don’t come to me if you have nothing to do, and don’t come to me if you have something to do!
18. Even believe there is a lie hidden in the middle!
19. I like you so much. Will you die if you like me?
20. I am not RMB, how can I make everyone like me?
21. A man’s words are like an old lady’s teeth. How many of them are true?!
22. Question: What do you like about me? Answer: I like you to stay away from me!
23. Holding your hand, you will know that your son is ugly, and your face will burst into tears. If you don’t leave, I will leave.
24. Zhuge Liang never led an army before he left the mountain! Why do I need work experience?
25. Cherish life - If God still lets you live, he must have His arrangements.
26. Lei Feng did not leave his name when he did good deeds, but he recorded everything in his diary.
27. Master, you are the devil in my heart. The closer I am to you, the further away from the Buddha...
28. The physical education teacher in the junior high school said: Whoever dares to wear a skirt in my class again will be punished by making her stand on her head.
29. You can see the words I type on the screen, but you can’t see the tears I shed on the keyboard!
30. If you choose to look up at others at 45°, don’t blame others for looking down at you at 135°.
31. If you see a shadow in front of you, don’t be afraid, it’s because there is sunshine behind you!
32. I allow you to enter my world, but I will never allow you to walk around in it.
33. People never know when someone will say goodbye to you inadvertently and then they will never see you again.
34. How long is one minute? It depends on whether you are squatting inside the toilet or waiting outside the toilet...
35. Love, just say it out loud, because you never know which one will come first, tomorrow or the accident!
36. The Story of Stone tells us: Those who truly love will eventually break up, and those who mix and match will eventually be reunited.
37. You can never see me when I am the loneliest, because when I can’t see you, I am the loneliest!
38. The feeling of waiting for the aftershock is like a girl waiting for her first love. She is not only afraid that he will not come, but also afraid that he will mess around.
39. I heard that women are like clothes and brothers are like siblings. Looking back, I actually ran around naked for more than 20 years!
40. I'm in a bad mood today. I only have four sentences to say, including this sentence and the previous two sentences. I'm done!
41. The true meaning of an iron rice bowl is not to eat in one place for a lifetime, but to have food wherever you go.
42. Even if you are a piece of shit, you will meet a shit beetle one day. So you don’t have to worry too much about yourself today.
43. If I win 10 million, I will buy 30 houses to rent to others and collect rent every day. Wow~~fulfillment!
44. The one riding the white horse may not be a prince, but may be Tang Monk; the one with wings may not be an angel, sometimes it may be a birdman.
45. "Lian" is a very strong word. The upper part of it is taken from the "bian" of "abnormal", and the lower half is taken from the "tai" of "abnormal".
46. In a few decades, we will meet, be sent to the crematorium, and burn to ashes. You will be piled in a pile, I will be piled in a pile, no one knows each other, and we will all be sent to the countryside to be used as fertilizer.
47, 2008 was so abnormal, everything was abnormal! At this critical moment, the Chinese men’s football team stepped forward and proved to the world that the Chinese men’s football team is still normal!
48. The most touching words my dad said to me: "Son, study hard. Dad used to play mahjong for 10 yuan, but now in order to support your studies, he plays mahjong for 1 yuan."
49. Comrades: Don’t speculate in stocks. The risk is too great. It’s safest to make tofu! If it’s hard, it’s dried tofu; if it’s thin, it’s tofu brain; if it’s thin, it’s tofu skin; if it’s not cooked, it’s soy milk; if it’s stinky, it’s soy milk.
