A family of five sat around the dining table, eating breakfast.
The eldest daughter Wu Chunni looked like a wax figure with no expression at all. She quietly finished her breakfast and said politely but primly, "Mom, Dad, I've eaten and I'm going to work."
"Well, go ahead. Be careful on the way." Wu's mother nodded, frowned and slapped Wu Xiaoya's hand fiercely, "Smelly girl! You always only eat egg greens and not egg yolks! It's not with you.
Have I said it a thousand times, it’s not healthy not to eat egg yolks! Eat the egg yolks quickly! Hurry!”
"Mom - I will choke to death if I eat egg yolk..." Wu Xiaoya still wanted to act coquettishly with her mother, but her second sister Wu Anna had already pinched Wu Xiaoya's cheeks, forcefully stuffed the egg yolk into her mouth, and said
He taught her a pun, "Disobedient little brat! Don't move things that should be moved, and move things that shouldn't be moved!"
Woohoo...that's so unreasonable! Why did these two women team up to bully her?
"Dad, look, you care about your woman and your daughter. They both bully me."
Father Wu sipped the soup and said simply, "When did you become as charming and womanly as your second sister? I will follow you. Really, your second sister is the only one in the whole family who has the hope of marrying a good man.
You and your eldest sister, alas, I have no hope. One is a living fossil and the other is the king of children."
"Hmph! Dad is so annoying! Judging people by their appearance! Disgusting!"
"I beg you, my dear, can you just have a good relationship? At least you can bring a man home so that your mother and I can open our eyes. That would be great. Apart from eating and playing, we haven't even hooked up with a man.
, you went to college in vain."
The second child, Wu Anna, was laughing so hard that her face was cramping. She said in a bitch tone, "Oh, sister, if you are gay and only like women, you should tell our parents as soon as possible and let them save money for you."
, How about you go and have sex reassignment surgery?"
(⊙_⊙) Mother Wu was so shocked that she almost fainted, "Wha, what? Gay? How dare she! Wu Xiaoya! I order you to bring me a man back within half a year, otherwise I will crush you to death!"
It's so difficult... Wu Xiaoya held a mouthful of rice in her mouth, curled her lips, and moaned, "Mom, I love you so much, no more..."
"I don't want you to love me, I want you to get me a man! As long as it's a man, I don't care if it has three legs! A man, a man, a man!!"
Woohoo...a man with three legs? Then I probably have to go to the future planet to find him.
"Hahaha..." Wu Anna's fairy-like laughter spread far away.