"Do you really want to hear it? I feel that the point of laughter is a bit low. And I feel that if I tell it, you might not be able to laugh." Tang Han asked Luo Yun again. He hoped that Luo Yun He doesn't have to let her tell him jokes. Tang Han feels that his ability to tell jokes is not good.
"I'll let you tell it. Just tell it. I don't mind." Luo Yun just asked Tang Han to tell him a joke. And he didn't care whether the joke Tang Han told was good or bad. He just wanted her to tell it. Tell him a joke once in person. That's all. That's all.
Tang Han looked at Luo Yun who looked like it was difficult to communicate. Forget about telling him a joke, just tell him. Anyway, I said it. It's none of his business if he doesn't laugh. Tang Han figured it out. Braving the mood of a strong man dying without regrets, Tang Hanlai told Luo Yun a joke.
"Huh. Okay, I'm going to start talking. Yeah. Why do I suddenly feel that my mouth is so thirsty? Do you have any water for me to drink?" Tang Han teased Luo Yun. Unexpectedly, Luo Yun actually took it seriously. Yes. However, if I had known that Tang Han would not treat Luo Yun like this.
After Luo Yun said "Yes" to Tang Han, he quickly kissed Tang Han's lips. After kissing Tang Han until he fainted again, he asked Tang Han if it was enough. Tang Han got into Luo Yun's lips a little shyly. He beat Luo Yun in his arms and shouted to Luo Yun, "Bad". Luo Yun smiled when he heard it.
"Didn't you ask for water? Do you feel that it still quenches your thirst? If it's not enough, tell me again. I can give you some more to quench your thirst." Luo Yun was very charming. As he said that, Tang Han almost fell into Luo Yun's trap. Fortunately, he woke up.
"No." Tang Han said a little shyly. Unexpectedly, Luo Yun misunderstood. It turned out that Tang Han thought so. Luo Yun raised Tang Han's chin, brought Luo Yun's lips closer, and kissed Tang Han again. Han. "I didn't expect to make progress this time. I finally know how to breathe through my nose."
"What I want to say is that I'm not thirsty anymore." Tang Han didn't expect that he wanted to say that he wasn't thirsty anymore. As a result, Luo Yun kissed him again.
"Oh. Hehe. Does my saliva taste good?" Luo Yun asked Tang Han's opinion in a bad way.
"Huh." Tang Han lazily answered Luo Yun.
Looking at Tang Han's pink face, Luo Yun felt that Tang Han was really cute. Luo Yun felt that if the teasing continued, Tang Han would fall out with him. This was undesirable. Luo Yun immediately said to Tang Han "Tell me that joke quickly. Otherwise, I won't go in. You probably don't want your benefactor's affairs to be exposed."
"I'll just go ahead and threaten others." Tang Han expressed dissatisfaction, but still followed Luo Yun's words. Luo Yun heard Tang Han's muttering and asked Tang Han if he had any questions. Well. Tang Han didn't dare to refute Luo Yun and said to Luo Yun that there was no problem. Luo Yun was very satisfied after hearing this and asked Tang Han to speak quickly.
"Ahem. The joke is like this." Tang Han suddenly stopped again. Tang Han looked at his small face and was thinking about what he should say. Should he say the background of the story? The characters are gay and gay. b. I feel it is easier this way. Tang Han has thought about it and is about to say it. Luo Yun is urging Tang Han next to him.
"Okay, don't rush me. I'm going to talk now. There was a scene. I remember it was when I was watching CF. That..." Tang Hanyou fell into thinking, "Luo Yun, I feel... I It’s necessary to tell the whole story. I’ll tell you the funniest part. There’s nothing funny about it. You probably can’t laugh.”
"Well, you tell me. I'll listen." Luo Yun has been looking forward to Tang Han telling this joke. He didn't expect Tang Han to be so clueless. He hasn't told the joke yet. After telling a few beginnings, he paused again. For a moment. "Hurry up and tell me. I'm getting a little impatient waiting."
"Okay. I understand. Don't rush me. Let me tell you the title of this joke first. I feel like you should know the background of this joke first." Tang Han looked very serious. Luo Yun looked at Looking at Tang Han's serious look, he was too embarrassed to disturb her. He just responded to Tang Han and asked Tang Han to continue talking.
"Hmm. Okay. The background of this joke is in a picture in a cf. By the way, let me tell you the name of this joke. The name of this joke is I have to press c4. In this joke There are five characters in total. This joke is very funny. In fact, this is just a series of this joke." Tang Han explained to Luo Yun seriously.
"Um, Tang Han, can we go into the main text?" Luo Yun listened to Tang Han talking about the previous words. He felt a little headache. Someone told a joke like this. Tang Han looked at Luo Yun urging him like this. It was a bit small. A little angry. "What? Don't you want to hear my jokes?"
"No, please continue." Luo Yun faced Tang Han with a serious look on his face. He decisively expressed his resignation to Tang Han, saying that he would not disturb Tang Han's jokes anymore. Tang Han looked at Luo Yun's speed in admitting his mistake, which was considered satisfactory. It was no wonder that Luo Yun continued talking. He wanted to finish telling this story and make Luo Yun feel as funny as possible.
"What did I say just now?" Tang Han was forgotten by Luo Yun. Luo Yun is a person with a long memory. Luo Yun immediately reminded Tang Han. The joke you told is a series within a joke. Here it is. "Let me go. Why did I make it so complicated? Forget it. I'll explain it simply."
"The story goes like this. There were five people. One time they were going on a mission. The whole team had to install C4. As long as the installation was completed, the mission was completed. Then the beginning was very exciting. A particularly exciting song was played. Then the captain followed them and listened to the charges of the team members.
At first, he yelled and cursed. Didn't this let the enemy know what he was going to do? It was really a pain in the ass. What a bunch of people to cooperate with. Then the captain said forget it. He sent a person to press c4. One person in the team said that he I haven't clicked it yet. I asked to click it.
With that pitiful look, cute voice, and the support of the team members, he finally got a chance to install c4. This teammate happily went to press c4, and then came back and led everyone to evacuate. Although everyone was a little bit I doubt it. But for everyone’s safety, it’s better to evacuate first.
As a result, everyone withdrew. Then we waited for three days and three nights. The c4 has not been exposed yet. So, the captain said that he wanted to see what happened to c4. Everyone refused to go. Finally, under the pressure of teammates and the captain .The guy who pressed c4 was still not forced.
Finally, using rock-paper-scissors, the other person decided to go. "It's not good. Run quickly. It's going to explode." The person went to take a look. He said suddenly. Then, he looked at c4 carefully. "I'm going. The feeling is It’s not installed properly.” Then the man ran back leisurely.
The captain asked this man what the situation was.
The man said, "Guess."
The captain said helplessly, "Guess whether I guess or not."
The man replied playfully, "Guess, I guess, you guess or not."
Another person said, "Protect your bear face."
Then. "Kill for a thousand years. Blast your anus. Protect your bear face..."
The fight was dark and dark, and then it ended."
After Tang Han finished speaking, he looked at Luo Yun. He didn't laugh at all. As expected, he failed very badly in telling jokes. Luo Yun also admired Tang Han for being able to tell the joke like this. He didn't know where the joke was at all. "Hey, Tang Han, don't be discouraged. Practice more in the future. Where did the joke you just told come from? I'll find it myself next time. Let me tell it to you."
"Hey. The name of that joke is The Five Heroes of Egg Pain. You can search for it and you can find it." Tang Han's mood was still very low. He even said that he couldn't tell jokes. Luo Yun still let himself Tell a joke. Now I don’t tell it well. I have to say to myself again, “Wow. This is simply not done by humans.”
"Okay, don't cry. What you said is actually very good. Really. I just laughed." Luo Yun touched Tang Han's head with his hand, telling Tang Han not to be sad anymore. Tang Han cried. It's even more powerful. She looked at Luo Yun just now. Luo Yun didn't smile at all.
"Stupid woman, please stop crying. If you cry again, I won't go in." Luo Yun threatened Tang Han, and Tang Han stopped crying.
"I'll go. You know how to threaten others." Tang Han's nose was red from crying and his face was confused. He really looked like a little white rabbit. Luo Yun reached out and wiped away Tang Han's tears. "Stupid Woman, if I don’t threaten you, how can you listen to me?” The implication is that if you listen to me, I won’t threaten you.
"Okay. Just follow me. If you really want to cry again, I really won't go in. I haven't been back to the company for a long time. I guess there are still a lot of documents piled up." Luo Yun said to Tang Han. I hope Tang Han can listen to him and stop crying. Luo Yun feels a little helpless about Tang Han's crying.
"Yeah." Tang Han responded to Luo Yun. He was as well-behaved as a cute puppy. Luo Yun couldn't help but hide Tang Han from others. Luo Yun was very possessive. Yu. Tang Han turned around and looked at Luo Yun behind him. Why don't you leave?
When Luo Yun saw Tang Han calling him, he immediately returned to his original appearance and followed Tang Han into the room.
"That." Before Luo Yun could finish speaking, Li Xiaobai immediately jumped on Luo Yun. The smell of alcohol made Luo Yun feel uncomfortable. Luo Yun immediately pushed Li Xiaobai away and asked Asked if Li Xiaobai had been drinking. "You have been drinking..."
"Hey. Is your nose still the same as before? It's so bright. Do you still remember me before? It was you and me who changed it. Why are you with someone else now?" Li Xiaobai tried very hard to make a fool of himself. The image of a woman seems not to be very successful.
It was as if Luo Yun had betrayed Li Xiaobai. Even Tang Han, who was listening nearby, couldn't bear to pull Li Xiaobai away from Luo Yun. Luo Yun was pressed by Li Xiaobai. He hated the powdery smell on Li Xiaobai's body. But he was also afraid of it. Li Xiaobai was injured. Luo Yun also grabbed Tang Han next to him.
"Who told Tang Han not to help him?" Luo Yun took advantage of the situation and kissed Tang Han. He told the woman in front of him with his actions that she had no chance. This woman was his woman. Li Xiaobai saw who he wanted to compete with just now. There is a fairer woman. Did I really lose to her?
"It feels like her hands are so white and she is very kind. She should be a good mother. Suddenly she feels that there are many differences between herself and Tang Han. Xiaobai is very grateful to have met Zhang Yunfei. If it weren't for Zhang Yunfei's .I won’t be who I am now." Li Xiaobai looked stupidly at Luo Yun kissing Tang Han.
He thought that Luo Yun was Zhang Yunfei, which further strengthened his role as a cheater. It was fine this way, and it would be a complete end.
"Li Xiaobai, what are you still thinking about? Break off this relationship immediately. You can never go back. Then complete this task with all your heart. Anyone who makes a great contribution to Zhang Yunfei can be regarded as repaying Zhang Yunfei's transformation. OK." Li Xiaobai patted his head to wake himself up."
Li Xiaobai used to be a female gangster. Although she was a gangster, she was very good at it. No one else dared to do anything to her. Because of her background, she also had a father who was a police chief. Whoever dared to touch her would not do anything to her. Is it the same as seeking death? And her father was not at home all day long.