"Oh, I'm sorry, Haochuan, I'm eating out and I'll be home soon."
This sentence seems to be normal. It means that Tang Han is eating out and cannot go out with him. But look at the next sentence, what does it mean to be home soon? How can he go home while eating? It is easy to find out.
There are contradictions in Tang Han's words.
"You don't usually seem to be able to say such contradictory words. Do you want to tell me that you don't want to come out, but you also want me to know that your attitude is very firm, so you deliberately say something contradictory?" Haochuan deserves to be called
The vice president of the company, Tang Han, can see this little trick at a glance.
He couldn't help but fall into a wry smile.
He sat back in the office again, with his legs crossed on the desk, sighing, Tang Han felt helpless: "This is the first time, this is the first time that I, Haochuan, have been rejected~! What happened to this woman who rejected me?
What is buried? It aroused my curiosity." Remembering that Luo Yun had been rejected by Tang Han before him, Haochuan's depression disappeared.
"You can be motivated only when you are under pressure. This is fun!"
Only when you fail can it be challenging, and Haochuan will have more patience to continue playing.
Tang Baobao, who was flirting with Ye Tingting, saw that Tang Han was very depressed, so he stepped forward to make a fuss and asked Tang Han what was going on.
As soon as Tang Baobao arrived, Tang Han immediately looked wary: "What are you going to do?"
"Mommy has something going on in her heart! The baby just came here for a walk, and she got so scared. Hum, I guess it must be some asthmatic uncle who asked Mommy out for dinner!" Tang Baobao said pretending to be serious.
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"Click."
Tang Han's heart tightened.
"My son is indeed my biological son! You can even guess what I am doing!" After being surprised for a while, Tang Han knew that Tang Baobao was confused when he saw Tang Baobao's uncertain expression, and he was relieved: "I'll go
, It turns out I was deceived, I thought how powerful my son was. If I let you know, wouldn’t you nag about this every day in the future?”
After patting Tang Baobao's head, the embarrassed Tang Han said: "You two play slowly, Mommy should go back to the bedroom."
But Tang Han forgot to take his mobile phone.
Upon seeing this, Tang Baobao quietly turned out his phone and looked at it.
"Wow! It's true, it's true!" As he said that, Tang Baobao quickly covered his mouth with his hand: "It's okay, it's not too loud, otherwise I would be unlucky if my mother found out."
Tang Baobao prefers Haochuan, and sometimes he often thinks that it would be satisfying if his bad daddy Luo Yun could be replaced by Haochuan. So, with an idea, Tang Baobao replied a very evil text message to Haochuan.
Lying down on the swivel chair very low, he smoked four or five cigarettes in a row, puffing out the smoke. Haochuan smiled secretly and shook his head: "This makes me a little confused about what to do. You are different from those people. Through money,
Material things are questioning your personality. It seems that you are quite busy during this period."
Haochuan likes to rely on himself. Even if the date fails, he is not willing to use his power to investigate Tang Han with Luo Yun. Haochuan will feel that the woman he is chasing is not his own woman, but everyone's.
Women are the same. So they must be independent, completely independent.
"Oh, well, since you don't want to come out today, you can come out another day when you have the chance." Haochuan was relieved and successfully sent the text message to Tang Han.
But now the phone is not in Tang Han's hand, so Tang Han can't see it.
"Xia Mi! Uncle Asthma replied so quickly. No, the baby has to go on a date for mommy." Hearing the text message ring on his cell phone, Tang Baobao had a strange look on his face. He clicked reply and sent the text message for Tang Han.
After sending it, Tang Baobao happily lay on the sofa and laughed as brightly as he wanted.
In the bedroom, Tang Han found Tang Baobao laughing outside and felt something was wrong, so he ran out quickly. He saw that he had "forgotten" his mobile phone on the table, so he picked it up to take a look.
However, before Tang Han had time to see what was going on, Tang Baobao quickly stood up and snatched the phone away. Then he ran to the other side, holding up the phone and cheering, showing a proud expression of "I got it" to Tang Han.
Han said: "Oh, I know, I know~, Mommy~, so it was uncle Asthma who asked you out? I said, Mommy, why is she so distracted!"
"Uh-huh."
Tang Han's little face suddenly turned red. He went to grab the phone, but Tang Baobao dodged it with lightning speed. That was all. What made Tang Han want to go crazy was that Tang Baobao was hiding behind
He was confronting her behind the sofa, holding Tang Han's Samsung 9100 and cheering back and forth: "Hey, mommy, if you don't mind, I will help you agree to Uncle Haochuan? Huh? What do you think?"
After following Tang Baobao's words and falling into the trap, Tang Han would not be easily fooled and scolded: "You little bastard, please give me your phone back quickly!"
"Hurry up, I can't hear you!" Tang Baobao said repeatedly. Seeing that Tang Baobao still didn't intend to return it to him, he gritted his teeth and wanted to take a picture of Tang Baobao.
"Tang Ningning! Do you want me to punish you?" Tang Han did not dare to chase after Tang Baobao because he was worried about Tang Baobao falling, but Tang Baobao was really using Tang Han's mobile phone to send Haochuan text messages.
Tang Han was so angry that he was about to smoke: "Tang Ningning, I'm talking about this for the last time. If you don't return my phone obediently, I will send Tingting away now, and I will also give you a date with Tingting tomorrow."
You canceled it and asked you to memorize the periodic table of chemical elements at home! And the things in kindergarten..."
"What the hell? Mommy, you are abusing your power. Didn't you say you don't need to threaten me with Tingting?" Tang Baobao refused to hand over the phone to the death and argued with Tang Han.
Tang Han ignored it, clapped his hands, and no longer chased Tang Baobao, but slowly lay down on the sofa: "Don't do this with me, you forced me to do this! Humph, you have memorized the mathematical equations, this time
I’ll ask you to memorize the periodic table of chemical elements. If you can’t finish it, you can’t play with Ye Tingting.” After a pause, Tang Han continued: “Of course, if you obediently return the phone to mommy, this periodic table of elements will be
It’s not non-negotiable!”
Tang Baobao, who was originally crying, grinned after hearing Tang Han's threatening words: "Hey, isn't it the periodic table of elements? Mommy thought it was a week ago, Tang Baobao will finish memorizing it for you right now..."
After a short effort, Tang Baobao recited the chemistry knowledge from junior high school word for word. Although Tang Han couldn't judge right from wrong because he had forgotten almost all of it, he still thought he had heard it wrong.
Looking at Tang Han who had been surprised and silent for a long time, Tang Baobao's pride suddenly arose in his heart, and he couldn't help but grinned: "Hey, what's wrong with you, Mommy? Are you shocked by Tang Baobao's talent? What if?
In this case, your mother doesn’t have to worship me too much and just go on a date with your asthmatic uncle.”
Originally, Tang Han was indeed ready to praise Tang Baobao, but seeing Tang Baobao looking so proud, his anger just now rose again: "Okay, I've finished memorizing the periodic table of elements. I'm going to recite the high school chemical equation by the way.
Oh, by the way, you have to be able to use it to pass!" Tang Han seemingly made a new request to Tang Baobao very casually, but it made the grinning Tang Baobao almost cry.
Without saying a word, he handed the phone back to Tang Han, and sat on Tang Han's lap obediently, with an extremely aggrieved expression on his face: "Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu Baby Tang knows that he is wrong, Mommy, don't be the same as me,
Just spare Tang Baobao, I promise I will never dare to do it again, wuwu..."