However, if you listen carefully, it seems you heard it right!
Tang Han shamelessly mentioned what happened yesterday, so Tang Han had to endure it. But, Luo Yun wanted a massage? Or was he hinting that he should be massaged?
What kind of international joke is this stinky man making? I wonder if my aunt is so angry that she wants to cut him into pieces, but she still dares to massage him?
Needless to say, Tang Han guessed that Luo Yun's head was burned, otherwise he wouldn't be joking with his life. It was very unsafe to anger Tang Han, so he needed to buy insurance.
Decisively adopt the strategy of ignoring.
As if you can't hear or see, Luo Yun can say whatever he wants, give you a look, and tell you to do whatever you have to do.
It was raining all the time, and Luo Yun's matter hadn't been resolved yet. Tang Bao Bao began to cause trouble. Tang Bao Bao, who became a "traitor", not only betrayed Tang Han quickly, but also shot Tang Han back, making Tang Han really want to go.
Do some fortune-telling outside to see if you are having a bad time and everything you do is not going your way: "Mommy, Daddy asked you to give him a massage. Mommy, go quickly, Daddy is working very hard!"
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Hard work? Hard work is spent on me all night, even if it is hard work, it is deserved! Who made him so obsessed with sex?
He really wanted to tell the innocent Tang Baobao the true situation, but when he saw his seemingly innocent and confused son, Tang Han withered.
It’s just that Tang Baobao really doesn’t understand?
There is no way, except for Tang Baobao's EQ, which is zero, his other IQs are several times higher than ordinary people.
It was better to clap secretly, and Luo Yun couldn't stop laughing. This son was too in line with his own style and his own taste. When he looked at Tang Han, Ya actually pretended not to hear.
Huh? Mommy didn't think she heard?
Tang Baobao pouted, pinched his waist and said again, his voice much louder than before: "Mommy, Daddy wants you to massage, otherwise Mommy must be careful when having sex with Daddy, Daddy will take advantage of it.
I bullied you~!"
"Get off the bed!" Tang Han unconsciously repeated Tang Baobao's words.
He went berserk in an instant, going crazy and wanting to hit someone: "You, you, you, you... I'm so angry."
Before the big earthquake hit, Tang Han, who was on the verge of going berserk, returned to his previous appearance: "Forget it, I can't speak to you father and son, so I don't want to stay angry. But don't be happy, mommy worked so hard to raise you.
Humph, you actually joined forces with him, it’s really heartless.”
If you can't be tough, you can be soft. If Mommy doesn't believe in playing the emotional card, you won't accept this trick! Can the person who bribes you still be able to bribe your heart?
But Tang Han is embarrassed, he is already a heartless person anyway, Tang Baobao doesn't care about continuing to be a little villain.
He looked at the two of them slyly, and decided to take the blame for the bad guy: "Mommy, the baby is not heartless, he is abandoning the dark side and turning to the bright side! Just give daddy a massage quickly, and then we can go to Hong Kong after solving the project plan. The baby can't help it.
I want to go now."
What is heartlessness?
This is heartless!
What is a partnership to bully someone? This is a partnership to bully someone!
Tang Han was about to cry but had no tears. Why didn't he treat him like this?
I thought that it was already like this anyway. Even Tang Baobao had "surrendered" to Luo Yun, so he didn't seem to have the need to persist? And he didn't agree to Luo Yun to return to him. It was just a massage, it didn't matter! Just pinch him as much as he wanted.
The trouble will be solved immediately. No one else can get such a good deal!
Moreover, compared to those who were subject to unspoken rules, I was relatively happy: "Okay, okay, as long as you can help me solve this problem, it doesn't matter if I just have to be a coolie for a while."
"Don't blame me for strangling you to death."
Tang Han murmured in a low voice, and when Luo Yun almost noticed something, he quickly shut up and pretended to be "innocent".
The evil smile made people a little unpredictable. After looking at Tang Han for about two minutes, Luo Yun snapped his fingers and stood up gracefully.
Seeing this, Tang Baobao stood up in style, took Luo Yun's suit and stepped on the sofa seat, hooked his feet and put Luo Yun's clothes on: "Come on, Daddy! Daddy is mighty and domineering, Daddy will win!"
Daddy takes action, one can defeat two!"
For some reason, Tang Baobao's words were like powerful hormones, making Luo Yun full of confidence. He was even more excited than when he signed a contract worth tens of millions of dollars. He raised a smile on his lips and glanced at Tang Han: "That's for sure.
Don’t worry, baby, there’s nothing that can’t be solved with my help!”
"That's it, I'll go back and deal with it first."
After saying that, he laughed twice.
When going downstairs, Tang Han rolled his eyes and threw out the word "virtue". He heard several loud "drums in the middle of winter" and rolled downstairs accompanied by screams.
After Luo Yun left, several black lines drifted across his forehead.
Wiping his sweat, Tang Han thought about how to deal with Tang Baobao, guessing it would relieve his anger.
After taking a look at the harmless Tang Baobao, should I pinch the white face first or clean up the fat butt first? Or use both methods to teach Tang Baobao a lesson from head to toe and let him know that betraying his mother is a sin.
A very tragic behavior.
Seeing that the situation was not going well, Tang Baobao, who had caused the trouble, secretly thought that something was wrong, so he had an idea and decisively ran away and hid in the bedroom.
When Tang Han knocked on the door, Tang Baobao said confidently that "his hair hurts" and that he needed to rest. He probably wouldn't be able to get out of bed before going to Hong Kong. He asked Tang Han not to disturb him, otherwise he might think that Tang Baobao was recovering.
It will cause serious and unpredictable consequences to the growth and development of Tang babies.
Damn it if you believe it.
If you don't open it, I will open it myself! Don't forget who is the boss in the family.
He took out the key from his pocket, opened the door with three clicks, and took Tang Baobao out of the bed. He pinched his little face and taught Tang Baobao a lesson: "Wasn't it very arrogant just now? You are colluding with him.
You bullied Mommy, why does your hair still hurt now? Huh? Mommy has grown so big, but I have never heard that hair can hurt!"
His back collar was pulled, his limbs were hanging down, and his head was buried deep under his shoulders. He looked so aggrieved and innocent that when people saw him, they couldn't help but "show mercy" and let him go. His fingers would touch him from time to time.
The expression was the same as the chat QQ expression, making Tang Han dumbfounded.
"I'll count to three. If you still pretend to be aggrieved, I'll shave your head into a small bald head to see how you behave in the future. And I heard that Tingting doesn't seem to like her bald brother~!"
"Xiami?"
"Shaving your head bald? That's absolutely impossible!" Without the chic look now, how could he have sex with girls?
Unable to pretend any longer, Tang Baobao raised his eyelids, jumped to the side of Tang Han with a smile, and obediently helped Tang Han to the sofa, and said coquettishly: "Dwarf mommy, I'm just joking with you.
Don't be so excited, come here, baby, give you a massage."
just kidding?
Is there such a thing as a joke?
Tang Han blew his nose angrily and glared. "Humph, it's best like this." He thought to himself, forget it, why bother with Bao Bao so much? In Tang Han's eyes, he is Tathagata Buddha, and Bao Bao Tang is Sun Wukong. What is Bao Bao doing?
It's amazing, no matter how hard you try, you can't escape from Tang Han's Wuzhishan!
"Forget it, Mommy is a generous person and won't care about you so much." He lay down on the sofa, patted his shoulder, and motioned for Tang Baobao to do some hard work: "Click Mommy's button and let me enjoy it too.
Humph, don’t make everything comfortable for that damn daddy of yours.”
"Yes, yes, mommy has a big belly!"
Tang Baobao flattered Tang Han very evilly, "Plop, slap, pinch, squeeze, rub~" Tang Baobao's hands were really not praiseworthy. He just pressed on Tang Han's back for a few minutes, which made Tang Han feel light and airy.
It feels like my whole body is soft, as if it is about to be torn apart: not painful, but very comfortable!
Tang Han was surprised and shocked. He didn't expect that Tang Baobao's massage was so comfortable. Could it be that Tang Baobao was born with the blessing of being a woman? Just pressing it casually can make people feel very comfortable. If it really happened, wouldn't he stay up all night?
Playing songs all night without sleep?
Tang Han didn't dare to think about it anymore, Tang Han was worried.
I am not worried that Tang Baobao cannot find a girlfriend, but I am worried that if there are too many girlfriends in the future, it will not be good if there is trouble at home, and Tang Baobao must be punished.
"Not bad, not bad. I haven't seen you for a few days. My son is good at craftsmanship. Mommy has taught me well. It seems that I will have to work harder to improve your skills in the future."
"But, you have to be honest with mommy. If you do bad things and tease your little sister, I will cut off your vagina, do you know?"
If he dares to resist such an evil threat, Tang Baobao will be really embarrassed: "Mommy, you are so bad, wuwuwu, even if the baby is wrong, you have to think about the baby's lifelong sexual welfare, right? You put the baby
My brother cut it, how can I have a lot of grandchildren to serve mommy in the future... wuwuwu, mommy is a bad person..."
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After being so cute, Tang Baobao considers himself second, but no one dares to admit he is first.
No, after just a moment of being cute, Tang Han couldn't resist it. From being massaged to giving Tang Baobao a massage, this wasn't enough. It turned out that Tang Baobao was forced to sign an unequal treaty, but now Tang Han has to sign an unequal treaty himself!
Speechless and crying, Tang Han secretly swore to himself that if he found anyone who was being cute, he would be punished without mercy.
In the evening, Tang Baobao was finally taken care of. Before Tang Han had time to rest, he received calls from two people one after another.
I worriedly put my phone back and forth with my left and right hands. The callers were Young Master Lin and President Luo. They both wanted to talk to Tang Han about something. One was his immediate boss and the other was the "lovemaking CEO", so they didn't count.
Small.
Without thinking about it, Tang Han directly answered Lin Feng and said that there were suddenly some things at home that he had to deal with and he didn't have time for the time being. He would take the initiative to contact Lin Feng after the matter was dealt with.
After being rejected, Lin Feng got angry on the spot, but that happened after Tang Han hung up the phone.
"This Tang Han is so courageous. I helped her avoid so much pressure, and she didn't even say thank you before hanging up the phone. If something happens at home, you and Tang Ningning will be at home. Is there anything that could happen if I don't know about it?
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Complaining about Tang Han, even if he really wants to lie to himself, at least find a reasonable and not so far-fetched reason. Wouldn't he treat Lin Feng as a fool?
"Damn it, do it if you like. It's best not to screw up this contract, otherwise..." Lin Feng smiled gloomily.
When answering Luo Yun, he said that he could come out at any time. After all, Tang Han felt that it was no longer the case before, and he rejected Luo Yun from getting close to Lin Feng. In fact, both of them were the same. They just had to set their own angles and handle things from the most objective perspective.
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"Okay, okay, it's time to have dinner soon. You can come to my house to pick me up later. We'll talk about it when we see you."
After a while, Luo Yun drove up.
After going downstairs and seeing Luo Yun, Tang Han was not polite to him. He got into the Mercedes-Benz and asked, "What's the matter?"
Through the reversing mirror, Tang Han could clearly see that Luo Yun didn't look well, as if he was worried about something: "What's wrong, Luo Yun? Are you in trouble?" After saying this, Tang Han was surprised.
The little girl covered her mouth, knowing that she should be happy. Isn't it a good thing for the smelly old pervert to be worried? But for some reason, Tang Han couldn't help but worry, and his face turned red.
He didn't notice the change in Tang Han's expression.
Sighing, Luo Yun didn't know what to say to Tang Han.