"What do you care about me? You ask so many questions, check your household registration?" I don't give this bitch any face. Some women will be less willing to buy into you the more gentle you treat her. Just like this Ye Xiaolu, said
To put it simply, it is a bit of a masochistic tendency.
"I said Lin Feng, can you stop being like this? I care about you so well, but you treat me like this?"
I was happy: "I'm happy, then why don't you tell me what you do, how old you are, and what are your measurements?"
"Fuck, I'm too lazy to tell you." After Ye Xiaolu said this, she picked up a bunch of grapes on the table, then twirled the grapes in the air in an exaggerated way, and said by the way: "These grapes, really
tasty."
I was so happy that this bitch still wanted to seduce me. I had no intention of joking with her anymore. I watched TV and there was a variety show on. I just picked up the remote control on the table and changed it.
As soon as the stage was changed, Ye Xiaolu called out, "What are you doing? I'm just getting excited?"
I glanced at him: "I don't like watching that thing. It's boring. Don't you want to eat grapes? Besides, those grapes are so delicious. Do you have time to watch TV?"
"I was eating grapes and watching TV at the same time?"
"Isn't that half-hearted? You have to concentrate on what you do. Didn't your parents ask you to do it?" I joked.
"What do you care about me? Change it back for me quickly. I turned on the TV first. Don't you know first come first served?"
I shook my head: "We rent this house together, and we naturally share half of the TV. Why can you watch it, but I can't?"
"Then what do you like to see?" Ye Xiaolu finally gave in and said that this woman cannot be spoiled.
"I want to watch a military show!"
"No, I don't want to look at that."
"Then let me change things around. If you like it, why don't we go to the head office together?"
"That's okay."
Finally, after consultation between the two of us, we watched the serious crime team for a while. After watching it for a while, I felt it was too fake. I shook my head and went back to the room. I was getting ready to take a shower with my clothes when I saw someone sitting there relaxing.
Ye Xiaolu couldn't help but joked: "I mean, Ye Xiaolu, I'm going to take a shower now, but you must not come in!"
"Get out of here, I don't know how to do that?"
"I can't say for sure. I'm alone. I have to go and see if there are cameras in the bathroom first." I laughed.
Ye Xiaolu actually laughed out loud: "You really reminded me. I'll buy one tomorrow, take a picture of you taking a shower, and then blackmail you."
"Then let's see who is faster. I'm also planning to buy a camera, take some pictures, and check it out at night. I'm not Liu Xiahui!"
"You're shameless." Then I heard a bang, which was the sound of an ashtray falling to the floor. Fortunately, I hid quickly, otherwise I wouldn't have suffered a bloody head! I quickly entered the bathroom, and after a while, I was struck by this woman.
He was murdered, and my whole life's reputation was ruined. I took a shower and lay down on my new bed, which was very comfortable.
This bed is much more comfortable than the beds in the army and schools. As soon as you lie down on it, you sink in and squint your eyes. It's really a pleasure.
I looked at my phone and saw that it was just before nine o'clock. It was a bit early to go to bed. I touched my pocket and accidentally touched a piece of paper, which was the contact number of everyone in our class. I patted my head and almost gave up the important things.
Forgot. Do you still have to inform the whole class to pick up military training uniforms tomorrow?
Thinking of this, I quickly edited the text message. Looking at more than 30 numbers? I had the urge to die. If I finish sending all these, I won't have to sleep that night. After carefully looking at the functions of the phone, I finally
I discovered that there is a group messaging function. I couldn’t help but admire my quick thinking.
Hey! To put it in a more modern way, I am already a special person.
After sending the text message, many people responded to me one by one.
I also thought about how to arrange the training and uniforming of the leader tomorrow. This is also the first thing I have done since becoming the squad leader, and I must do it for him.
I sent a text message to the class teacher and asked about the location and some details of the training uniform. This made me feel more at ease.
I squinted my eyes and was about to fall asleep when I heard a bang. Needless to say, this was Ye Xiaolu going out.
I couldn't help but mutter in my heart, what does this woman do? Today I clearly felt the murderous look in his eyes. Now I stay up so late and go out wandering around again. I really don't understand!
The next morning I got up a little late. But it was relatively early. At 7 o'clock, I went out and went to a small fitness venue inside the community to exercise for a while and bought some breakfast. I returned to the room and turned on the TV.
Looked up.
There aren't many TV programs to watch so early, so I watched the news for a while and ate breakfast, which felt pretty good.
Are you enjoying your meal? There was a knock on the door outside.
Needless to say, it's Ye Xiaolu again. She leaves early and comes back late. I really don't know what she did all night.
When she opened the door, it turned out to be Ye Xiaolu. She was holding a large box in her arms, and there was a small box on top of it. There was also a small bag on top of the small box. The three things were stacked and directly blocked her face.
I couldn't help but laugh: "Hey, Ye Xiaolu, what are you doing? Where did you steal things all night?"
"I'm going to steal your head and I'll move it. If you have any conscience, go down and move it for me. There are two big boxes at the security guard downstairs!"
I smiled and turned around: "I'm sorry, I still haven't eaten my breakfast? You can continue to move, I have something else to do later?"
After walking a few steps, what did I find? When I turned around, I saw an ashtray lying behind me. At this time, Ye Xiaolu was holding a bunch of things and was not aware of the danger at her feet.
Out of instinct, I shouted: "Ye Xiaolu, be careful."
However, unfortunately it was too late. Ye Xiaolu stepped directly into the ashtray, yelled "ah" and jumped forward. Several boxes she was holding in her hands flew towards me.
come over.
Out of the desire to save others, I took a step forward. I didn't dare to go up and hug her. I could only push with my hands in an attempt to resist Ye Xiaolu's falling body.
However, this push was really bad. My hands pushed exactly to Ye Xiaolu's shuangfeng. It was fleshy, soft and very comfortable.
My little Lin Feng is shamefully hard.
Then I heard another yell. After the yell, I couldn't see anything. I didn't know what was covering my eyes. I smelled it, and it was quite fragrant.
But in order to prevent Ye Xiaolu from getting hurt, I still can't remove the thing covering my eyes, right?
After Ye Xiaolu was briefly absent-minded, she quickly realized what was happening. She stood up immediately and felt the two balls of flesh leave my palm. I took away the thing covering my eyes and saw that they were all underwear.
There is also a pair of underwear on it, no wonder it smells so good.
Looking at the ground, there were already underwear everywhere. I couldn't help but be shocked, how many underwear did Ye Xiaolu have?
"You bastard, you're still holding my underwear and you won't put it down?" I saw the look in Ye Xiaolu's eyes and shuddered, thinking she was going to kill me.
I feel so wronged! Who can be blamed for this? You fell down on your own, and I feel guilty for not saving you.
"This is yours! I'll give it back to you, but it still smells good. Wait a minute, let me see if it's a good bra cup. If you rub it, it's still 32d, it smells good enough." I smiled while studying Ye Xiaolu's underwear.
one time.
This immediately angered her: "You ****, I will kill you?"
But Ye Xiaolu miscalculated again this time. She forgot that there was an ashtray in front of her. She took a step forward and accidentally stepped one foot into the ashtray. She jumped forward again and followed.
Next is a virtue.
This time I learned to be smarter. I was too lazy to save you. For a moment I thought I was deliberately trying to eat you. Ye Xiaolu twisted her feet, jumped forward, and threw herself directly on the sofa. This was okay.
What was terrible was that she threw her mouth on the sofa and screamed "ah" again. It was really terrible.
I looked at Ye Xiaolu who was sitting on the ground rubbing her feet with one hand and covering her mouth with the other. I felt angry and funny in my heart: "I said, do you think God is going to punish you? I helped you with good intentions, but you repaid me with kindness."
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Ye Xiaolu ignored me this time, lowering her head and still rubbing her feet. It looked like she had fallen badly. I took a few steps forward and pinched Ye Xiaolu's feet with one hand.
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Ye Xiaolu looked unhappy: "What are you doing?"
I glanced at him: "I want to see your foot injury? Don't move."
Ye Xiaolu didn't move this time, so sometimes a woman is a woman, no matter how strong she is usually, she still has to rely on our man at critical moments.
I pinched Ye Xiaolu's feet. To be honest, Ye Xiaolu's feet were very delicate and she didn't wear socks. Her smooth skin made me feel a little graceful.
I don’t have a foot fetish, what’s wrong?
Forced to calm down, Ye Xiaolu took a closer look at Ye Xiaolu's feet. The ankles were already swollen. After thinking about it: "Don't move around. I'll get you a basin of hot water and apply a hot compress."
After that, I went to the bathroom, put a basin of boiling water, mixed it with some cold water, and brought it into the living room. Ye Xiaolu had already sat on the sofa by herself. I put the water in front of him and put his feet in directly.
In the water basin: "Don't move around. Your ankle is already injured. If it can't be cured once, it will get worse if the root cause of the disease comes down."
Ye Xiaolu became a good girl this time. Without saying a word, I looked at him again: "Have you had breakfast? There is breakfast on the table."
Ye Xiaolu shook her head with an aggrieved look. I smiled and said nothing.
After soaking for about 10 minutes, I guess it was almost done. I rubbed it with my hands a few times and heard a slight groan. I looked up and saw Ye Xiaolu gritting her teeth and trying to scream but not screaming. It was really
So cute.
I didn’t care to look at this pitiful beauty because the swelling in her ankle had not subsided. In the past, when we were injured in the army, we always dealt with it this way, but this Ye Xiaolu is no better than us. Think about it or give it to her.
He sent him to the hospital for a checkup to make sure it was safe.