I touched my head. Is this bitch trying to lie to me again? Since I was lied to by him once in the morning, I am now very wary of her.
"Lin Feng, is it you?" Ye Xiaolu spoke again inside, with a hint of anxiety in her words.
I rolled my eyes. I have to tease this bitch. Who told you to play with me this morning?
I made up my mind and stopped talking. I started rummaging around in the room, deliberately making a loud noise to make her think that a thief had come in. Sure enough, this trick worked. Ye Xiaolu stopped talking in the room. I thought
Thinking about his frightened expression now, I almost want to laugh.
After thinking about it again, I still felt that I had not played enough and needed to add some extra ingredients. I looked around the room and found nothing to cover my face. I turned around and returned to my bedroom, changed myself into a set of clothes, and casually
He found a piece of black clothes and covered his head.
He looked in the mirror and made sure that Ye Xiaolu could not recognize him. Then he smiled with satisfaction. He tiptoed out of his bedroom and came to the door of Ye Xiaolu's bedroom. He breathed a sigh of relief and then opened Ye Xiaolu's bedroom door.
To my surprise, Ye Xiaolu's room was completely dark. No lights were turned on?
But I could still see a person lying on the bed. I coughed twice and suppressed my voice: "Robbery, take out everything valuable."
...no one spoke.
I suppressed my laughter and continued: "Stop pretending. I've seen you. Stop covering your head with a quilt. I just want money..."
Over there, Ye Xiaolu no longer covered her head with the quilt, and slowly came out, stretching out her hands: "Brother, the money I want is in the drawer over there. You can take it as you please, but please don't hurt me."
I nodded: "Take your hand away."
Ye Xiaolu cooperated and took her hand away. I pretended to be sexy and smiled: "Well, not bad. She is still a beauty? I like it. Now take off all your clothes."
"No, brother. My leg is broken and I can't take it off. Just go ahead and take all the money."
"You can't take it off, do you want me to take it off for you?"
"No, brother, my aunt is here. You can't do anything."
I smiled and said, "You said your aunt is here right now. I said I don't believe it. Please take off your clothes and let me take a look." As soon as I finished speaking, I saw Ye Xiaolu's hand had been forgotten under the pillow and was with her.
At the same time, I seemed to feel the murderous look in Ye Xiaolu's eyes again.
I quickly took off the clothes covering my face: "Haha, I'm laughing to death. I'm laughing to death."
Before I finished speaking, I saw a white thing flying over. I blocked it lightly with my hand. The pillow flew away, followed by Ye Xiaolu's loud shout: "Lin Feng. When my feet are healed, I will
I will definitely kill you."
I turned on the light happily: "It's so fun. I didn't expect you to be so easy to deceive!" Hey, is it true that your aunt is here? You are really unlucky. If you don't come early, you won't come late.
Come at this time..."
Ye Xiaolu bit her lip and stared at me. If eyes could kill, I guess I would have died several times.
I waved my hand: "Ye Xiaolu, you are not so incapable of making jokes, are you? I'm afraid that you are too bored, so I am joking for you?"
"Do you know that if you have sex for a while, I will kill you?"
I shook my head: "I'm not that easy to kill? Okay, the joke is over. Tell me why you called me so anxiously as soon as I walked in?"
"Bring me something and do me a favor." Ye Xiaolu finally stopped staring at me and turned red.
I nodded: "That's good. Since I just lied to you, I'll help you and tell you what to get."
"In that box, there is a black bag inside. Just bring me the contents." Ye Xiaolu pointed to a box at the foot of the wall. It was one of the boxes I moved back in the morning.
I nodded and went to the corner and opened the box. The box contained some sundries. I rummaged through it and sure enough I saw a black bag. I opened it and took a look.
I smiled evilly. Could it be that Ye Xiaolu was really my aunt? What was in the black bag was obviously sanitary napkins.
I took the black bag and turned around: "Ye Xiaolu, is your aunt really here?"
Ye Xiaolu's face immediately turned red and she stopped looking at me: "Stop talking nonsense. If you know it, don't ask. Just bring me a piece."
I reluctantly took out a piece and handed it to Ye Xiaolu. Ye Xiaolu said again: "You still have to carry me to the bathroom?"
I wiped my forehead: "If I don't come back, you won't go."
"Nonsense, why should I call you in? Stop being ink. Just say whether you want to do it or not?"
"Let's do it!" I said helplessly. After me, Ye Xiaolu squatted down and climbed up naturally. I slowly carried her to the bathroom, but this bitch still had to let me put her in.
On to the toilet.
Anyway, I was sending Buddha to the West Bar! Ye Xiaolu was busy working inside for about ten minutes before she came out. When she came out, her face was as red as her butt. I then carried her back to the bedroom.
I knew in my heart that this bitch did it on purpose. Although her ankle was sprained, the consequences were not so serious that she would not be able to go to the toilet.
You said that if I don't come back for a day, you will have to go to the toilet for a day!
I was too lazy to expose her, so I just took the opportunity to take advantage of her. After sending Ye Xiaolu to the bedroom, I gave him a glass of boiling water. This was beyond my expectation. Ye Xiaolu said thank you to me very seriously.
I shuddered, I really couldn't stand this bitch being so polite to people.
I took a shower and had a good sleep. I got up very early the next morning. I ran and bought breakfast for myself and Ye Xiaolu. As a result, Ye Xiaolu hadn’t woken up yet, and I didn’t wake her up, so I gave him some breakfast.
I put it on the table early. I'm going to send him a message later.
After eating breakfast, I looked at the time and saw that it was already past 7 o'clock. I quickly put on my military training uniform. I have to say that this military uniform is really ugly, and the shoes are of really poor quality. The hat, on
The head is really ugly.
But coupled with my handsome face, this set of equipment is enough. After adjusting my clothes and looking at myself in the mirror, I felt a little like I was in the army again.
When I arrived at school, the playground was already occupied by freshmen. I couldn't help but think of a joke: Every year in September, the US FBI detects that China has millions more troops for no reason. But as soon as September ends, the troops
will disappear from the earth.
Although this is a bit ironic, this military training is still very beneficial to some college students who have not endured hardship.