I smiled and sat on the sofa next to Ye Xiaolu: "For the sake of us living together, I need to remind you to be a young man with ideals, culture, discipline, and morality."
"Then why does my TV viewing have anything to do with ideals, culture, discipline, etc.?"
I thought about it: "You sit at home and watch TV every day in broad daylight. Do you think you can have an ideal? And look at what TV you are watching. It is obviously a symbol of illiteracy! As for discipline and culture
I’ll talk to you later, but you can’t accept talking to you now.”
Ye Xiaolu was amused by me and smiled: "You have such a mouth, I really don't know what to say about you."
I was also happy and lit a cigarette: "Have you eaten yet? Why don't we go eat together? It just so happens that no one is with me today."
"You invite me?"
I nodded: "Please, please. Seeing as you don't work every day, you probably don't have money to eat?" I repeated Ye Xiaolu's words again.
Ye Xiaolu rolled her eyes at me: "Let me say it again, I have a job?"
"Then you should tell me where you work and how you go out late and come back late."
"Can you take care of it? Or should you take care of yourself?"
But I squeezed closer to Ye Xiaolu: "Xiaolu, can you just tell me? Give me some knowledge, and introduce me to such a good job."
Ye Xiaolu pushed me: "Get out of here, don't come close to me. I tell you, you can't do my job."
"Hey, is there any job I can't do?"
"I said you can't do it just because you can't do it. Don't ask, I won't tell you."
Is this what makes me depressed? It’s not like I’m doing some shameful job.
Suddenly, an evil thought flashed in my mind. Isn’t this bitch doing some shady job? I looked at Ye Xiaolu again, she is quite good-looking! Isn’t that right?
Ye Xiaolu also felt that I was looking at him and looked at me: "I said, why are you always staring at me? Even a young girl can be shy."
As I listened, I felt sick to my stomach. But I still held it back. If I didn't hold it back, this bitch might have to fix me again. What's more terrible is that I am a gentleman and never hit a woman.
I tilted my head: "Are you still going to eat? If not, I will go alone."
"Go, why don't you go if someone is treating you? Just wait, I'll go in and change clothes and I'll come out soon." Ye Xiaolu stood up after hearing what I said.
I just felt that this sentence was very familiar. I seemed to have heard someone say it last time. After thinking about it carefully, I remembered that it was Ye Xiaolu who said this. I fell directly on the sofa and fell asleep.
You said wait 30 minutes, why not take a nap?
As expected, I was woken up after having a dream. When I opened my eyes, I saw that Ye Xiaolu had completely changed her clothes. A pure white tight-fitting skirt tightly wrapped Ye Xiaolu's hot body.
She was not wearing stockings, and her snow-white thighs were dangling in front of me. She was wearing a pair of white high-heeled shoes. They were 12cm high. This time, her originally perky buttocks appeared even more perky.
Moreover, her hair was tied up and her face was lightly made up. She seemed to be in high spirits all of a sudden.
I only felt a scolding sound, and my little Lin Feng stood up. What was even more embarrassing was that my pants were quite loose, so I immediately put up a tent.
Ye Xiaolu obviously saw it too, and her face immediately turned red. I quickly stood up and said, "Wait a minute, I'll wash my face and I'll be out soon."
I fled to the bathroom in despair, put a basin of cold water in, and soaked my whole face in the water for a while, then I felt better.
After leaving the bathroom, Ye Xiaolu had already sat on the sofa. I pinched my face hard and told myself that my skin must be thicker: "Let's go."
Ye Xiaolu didn't answer, and stood up. She waved her hand: "Go out, and go to the green apple love last time."
I nodded, then shook my head: "Let's go to that place again. It's a place for couples to eat."
"I didn't say anything, you're worried about nothing." Ye Xiaolu rolled her eyes at me: "Why, I'm not good enough for you!"
I shook my head: "It's worthy, it's worthy." Normally I would have joked about this, but since I had just taken advantage of Ye Xiaolu in my heart, I decided to accommodate him.
When Ye Xiaolu saw that I had compromised, she just smiled. Honestly speaking, this woman really has feelings.
After leaving the community, the two of us walked towards Green Apple Love. We had been there once last time and knew the way this time. I walked in front. The two of us didn't speak, and we walked one behind the other. The scene was very deserted.
By the way, since I met Ye Xiaolu, we have never been so isolated.
I was looking for a topic, and I thought of Murong Shishi. Then I turned around and said, "Chicken lady, why haven't you seen Murong Shishi come over to play for a long time?"
I tried to use the word "chicken wife" to get closer to each other.
Sure enough, it worked. Ye Xiaolu glared at me: "How many times have I told you not to call me a bitch? Can't you hear me?"
I waved my hand: "The name is just a code name. Why do you care so much? Besides, I will only talk about it when the two of us are alone. I will definitely not talk about it when there are outsiders around. Doesn't it matter?"
"I don't like these two words very much. Can't you?"
"Well, what would you like me to call you?"
"Call my name!"
"Ye Xiaolu. It doesn't sound good. She seems to be so separated, don't you think? I think Xiaolu is pretty good too. What do you think?"
"Xiaolu is not good either!"
"Then Xiaoye."
"It doesn't sound good!"
"Daye!"
"Not even possible!"
I waved my hand: "What about Da Lu?"
"Where should I still be in Hong Kong?"
I was happy: "Just wait for me to think about it again. What do you think of Lost Leaves..."
"Why is it such a foreign name?"
I smiled and said, "Isn't this a very literary name? The word "lost" makes me think of literature and art when I hear it, don't you think?"
"Lost leaves, lost leaves..." Ye Xiaolu muttered several times: "Why do I feel like a writer?"
"Then this is the name?"
"No, I still don't like it. Let me see, your name is Xiao Wu, and I will be Xiao Liu, right?"
"Does it matter?"
"Why doesn't it matter? You see, the word "Ilu" is a homophone to the number 6, so I just borrowed it. What do you think?" Ye Xiaolu explained.
I thought for a while, don't tell me that's really what happened. I nodded: "Then I'll call you Xiao Liu from now on."
"Okay, okay, Xiao 6 is good. It would be better if it goes smoothly."
"Then to celebrate your new name, how about we go have a nice meal." I really didn't want to go to that Green Apple Love restaurant.